You should join the fuckin Marines!

Well, user, what's your excuse? Why haven't you taken the Marine pill yet?
>Get paid to workout
>Get paid to play with guns
>Chad tier panty dropping uniforms that could get the ugliest autist laid
>Shoot mudslimes, commies, or who knows, your own mother if that's the op
>Free fuckin college? You bet
>The equivalent of free shitty Canadian health care for life
>an extra 2 inches on your dick
>Silkies
>Steal jobs from equally qualified cucks who didn't have the balls to join the fuckin Marines
>It's like the army, but better. Because everybody knows the army is for people who didn't have the balls to be fuckin Marines (aka inner city diddndus who got scared of the swim qual so went army instead, kek)

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Psshhhtt.. Don't come here to do your recruiting beta male. Saged.

>fighting and dying for Israel

>marines
My IQ is over 85 so I think I'm probably disqualified

Fuck yeah

I will join,raise a hurricane of clout and valor so hard that I will rise through the ranks and become a general in virtually no time.Using psychological engineering I will become a friend to all the generals i can mysterious will become an American icon of this great nation that has my back,all in no time

Then I will nuke Israel

You shills are playing with fire making a thread like this

Don't push me

>mysterious
*muster

kek

>fighting and dying for Israel

You will need to become a master Mason, first. Then, you need to graduate from West Point, having delegated all of your homework to grunts without receiving one complaint.

You may then sit in the same room with a general and feel like a human being.

That's the army, I'm talkin about the FUCKIN MARINES. BRB, need to rail another line on preworkout and do a set of bicept curls

>you should become a fuckin zogbot slave
ftfy

Most Marine grunts I served with were some of the most intelligent individuals I ever met. The stereotype of the idiot jarhead is way out of date.

Join the Marines and fight for Jew bankers and their oligarchy...fuck you.

Actually have 3 guys from my old platoon with PHD's, one in medicine. Yeah dumb grunt is definitely a meme, although to be fair we had some litteral window lickers but mostly fairly intelligent people

Well I was about to sign a contract a get commissioned as an officer and go to flight school to fly Blackhawks. Then Trump did his little ban on trannies and now I'm leaving ROTC. My essay rocked too.

Typical Marine 10 seconds after graduating Boot Camp

Why not just lie? You know, like everybody else who has mental illness, astma, flat feet, prior arrests, drug history, std's...

Because my ID still says M. It can't be changed until SRS. Even then my social ties to a male name. If any one knows a way to get around it and somehow keep my grades so I can join? I'd love to. Flying a Blackhawk is all I want to do. As of now? Looks like I'm going to have to be a stripper.

...or you could just not LARP as the opposite sex until you get done with your enlistment, you fucking degenerate...

Though I doubt anyone on pol would have an answer to this.

Nigger, I'm size 36Ç. Documented as having received treatment for dysphoria. I'm this way for life. Going back to male isn't worth a career of meaning if I lose myself in the process. Even If I did what you said? I'd get booted as soon as some one saw me with chest binding.

I already did

MOS 0313 LAV Crewman

i go to boot camp july next year

Oh, you were just being a cunt. NVM. Hope you enjoy the fact that a tranny wouldve been a marine officer if not for Trump. Which is more than you'd of been

Hope you're gonna be a lifer. That job has no civilian prospects on retirement. Least I could've flown for medical air lifts. Fuck Trump

I'm too old. Think you have to be under 26 or 27? Also...

>fighting for jews

It's 29. Still too old.

Absolutely faggot
Marines do the lowest level shit jobs

Ranking
Air force > Navy > Army > Marine

>no civilian prospects
Dumb ass POG argument, and I say that as a POG. If you're joining the Marine Corps for job prospects you're reaching for some of the lowest hanging fruit possible. Being in the military was the most formative experience of my life, and when I got out after six years, I had free college and the golden ticket if veterans preference in just about anything. I was motor t, but only the dumbest people I knew actually got out and pursued jobs as truck drivers.

Army takes yaThat's what I thought. Another dumbass Pollack no nothin

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roast me but I joined the reserves specifically so I could still go to school

I got a 95 on the ASVAB so I could have taken pretty much whatever job I want, shit like intel and etc was unsigned in my area

i'll be fine, because I WILL be going to college.

ADDITIONALLY:

my recruiter has told me that he will get me 1371 Combat Engineer when the new fiscal year starts, and that if he cant get it that I dont have to ship. i can continue waiting until someone somewhere drops their combat engineer contract and if I dont want to go to boot I can drop out of DEP

we're all good user

LARSOC, "Death before dismount" Lol, was a scout with 2nd. Good unit, perpetually shitty leadership no matter how many changeovers. Grunts will make fun of you, until there is an actual shooting war and you are the tip of the spear and not starving because you can keep extra ammo and chow on the pigs.

Nice bait, faggot. No one cares or believes you. Also sage because there's no point to OP's post. There's no conversation really to be had here and this isn't politics.

Flying would've translated nicely for me. Suppose if you just want life experience? Good and fine. Though I find combat arms often expect hero laurels to carry them. Which is absolutely tard. Least as an infantryman you could be a mercenary and make big bucks. Most mercs don't have armor.

Literally don't believe a word that man says until you see it on paper

Because Afghanistan will never or you

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This.

AIRFORCE MASTER RACE

Quit posting this shit

It's a state of mind, and all that.

The fuckin Marines is the point of the post. How big's your dick? Not as big as mine, cause I used to do cock stand pushups. You would learn how to do those if you were in the fuckin Marines...

My husband did exactly what you did. He's advising to go Intel and be a linguist. The free ride wasn't so free. Bait because you hate facts. What's false about it? Bet you ain't got shit besides adhom to say

They probably wouldn't take me, right now. If we got nuked multiple times? Yeah they might take me.

3/4ths of the people I've met in the Air Force are literally autistic, how on the spectrum are you?

desu, i'd serve if our country wasn't ZOG.
but it is.
sooooooo, nah

What Says my husband was supposed to be an engineer. He ended up driving trucks for 6 years

Flying yeah, and I guess even most enlisted jobs related to aircraft maintenance. But those are the minority (flying especially) in the Marines. Just remember that military service is the biggest bullshitting tool you can ever get. Most companies have a vague experience requirement, and plenty will accept that you did something barely related in the military. Plus, a company's civilians are usually awed by the military, and older vets want younger ones to share stories with.

Tattoo policy excludes me from all branches of the military except maybe Navy. Also, that's assuming I'd be willing to fight for Israel in the first place.

those are facts that anyone should know.

the reason I signed my contract for LAV crewman is because I was happy with the job.

you CAN drop out of DEP at any time, your recruiter will just be really fucking mad at you because he did a lot of paperwork and shit to get you to MEPS, etc.

>muh get it in paper meme

i've experienced nothing but honesty from my recruiter(s).


fucking badass

like I said I'm joining the reserves since I do want to be able to go to college
additionally I felt that going through usmc indoc would serve me well should I choose to apply into PLC while in college.

I'm OK with going to war, but still the idea of going to fight north korea while not being legally allowed to drink confuses me a lot. every poolee at my RSS is just that: a kid. i don't know where I'm going with this but our wars are fought pretty much by "kids".

I kind of want to get deployed to some FOB near NK after we go to war with them. I KNOW that most of what I'll be doing is cleaning shit and maintaining the LAV that my crew and I will drive once a month, but it will make me feel like I accomplished something, at least to others. nobody knows that deployments are just 6 month circlejerks for most people. even if you're admin or something and a deployment comes up in a conversation with a civilian they'll fuckin worship you because they assume you're a war hero. dank as fuck

>>It's like the army, but better.

If by "better" you mean "worse in literally every single way, save for taking weird pride in being miserable", sure.

Any actual vet will tell you to join the Air Force.

I've actually realized since becoming a civilian
1 How much more money you can make if you are smart
2 How stupid the average person is, especially middle management and how quickly your military service can get you into a job you are absolutely not qualified for. I must be a borderline psychpath because I can talk my way into 70% of jobs that don't require any major pre requisites (i.e. I couldn't fake being a Lawyer for obvious reasons)

I did some time in us army. Should I reply before age cut off?

Family with autistic son now

>i've experienced nothing but honesty from my recruiter(s).

Hey Staff Sergeant I know you have a quota to hit, but come on now.

2/5 checking in

gibe tips for lying on med history pls

Can confirm most are true.

t. 08-15 OEF/OIF. 10.1 10.2

former marine, ama

Without a doubt, plus it's strange to see how timid most people are in civilian life. I don't say that as some faggot mo-tard that beats on his chest and does pushups in the office either, but more that the average person just does everything they can to avoid conflict, even at the risk of their own self interest. Rarely does anyone want to offer a dissenting opinion on anything, or take charge of something, or talk to their boss. Plenty of stupid people join the military and do nothing with their life, sure, but as a moderately intelligent person, the military gives you a lot of lessons that lead to success among your peers.

Marines are retards they deserve to be homeless like half of them aRE

you have to go back

Why is he crying like a homo?

he literally told me "I don't know everything and there are thousands of marines who have gone before me and might know how certain things work better than I do. the internet is a useful resource so always double check there"

here are more quotes from him

"no, poolee X, you realize that if you sign recon contract you only agree to go to BRC, right? and if you fail, which you might considering your 13 minute 1.5 mile, you will go wherever the marine corps needs you at that time, which is probably some boring desk job or some other BS. request BRC out of SOI."

"lying at MEPS makes our job easier, which is true. waivers take a while and are a bitch to deal with. since x jobs you chose might need higher clearances in the future it's best to come clean now instead of having them ask your neighbors about you and have to figure out that you had police involvement or something else from them instead of you. be smart"

I wish I could join the marines

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Nothing but Mercenaries fighting for the kikes n exchange for gibs. The US military is the biggest socialist jobs program ever. And it's done nothing but fight for Greater Israel since at least 1991.

im trans

hahahahaha
no

Whiny fag.

Fuck off Army faggot

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Fuck you and your dads, you fucking lampshade.

>t. Fighting international Jewry by smoking meth in my trailer

If you were smart you'd at least join for the free combat training. Otherwise you're gonna have to learn from fat LARPing militia members.

I'm 31, 6'9" and flat-footed, and desperately need glasses.

I'm sure there's some transsexual you can recruit though, since apparently dilating a crotch wound daily is somehow less of a liability than above.

I lost all respect for the armed forces after Trump banned transgender people. How in god's name can we have a superior fighting force if the commander-in-chief bans the best and the brightest?

>Thinks 15k a year is work six years of your youth
>Thinks only people in the military can workout or have a gun hobby
>Would kill his own mother if ordered to
>Wants gibs from the gubment
>Thinks military plays a major role in hiring
You give me like 10 reasons to not join the Marines.

show bob and "vagene"

>transgenders
>being anywhere close to the best and brightest

O dats funneh

>Marines

And you wonder why nobody ever takes America seriously anymore
But what if they just want to be good goyim?

you should stop posting

>marines
meme-tier trash.
Join the Army or the Navy.

Can the mods ban this fucking shit?

What is this... a place to get a job?

You sound like a fuckin faggot.

>tranny gets deployed
>shitty logistics system means they don't get hormone shipments or ant-skitzo meds on time
>slowly start breaking down
>other marine makes fun of your feminine beard
>flip shit, kill your fireteam and then commit sudoku via towel

made me kek, take your upboat sempai xddd

>my recruiter said

This. Take this shit to /k/ where dumb kids are more willing to die for the ZOG

> Then Trump did his little ban on trannies and now I'm leaving ROTC

Good. No poor fuck in the military deserves to have you at his back when shtf

You fucking recruiters are getting desperate

Post more pls

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Fuck the marines.

>muh Benefits

Those free pancakes at Denny's seem worth it honestly. Nothing is as good as a free meal.

I'm not a leech, thank you

>Steal jobs from equally qualified cucks who didn't have the balls to join the fuckin Marines
it was proven years ago that military service isnt beneficial to your resume. regardless of branch EVEN with a college education high school graduates without time in the military do better

oh no! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY U DO THIS DURHAM REGION

Lemme tell you about my time the Corps!

Pretty much, there hasn't been a war that has actually affected the US since WW2.

trannies being officers is sacrilege, trump protected our nation

you're a freak

>marines
lol. sorry, i want to have actual job experience when I get out of the military, as well as not be screwed over on literally everything. I'll stick with Airforce, thank you.

You forgot

>cry under your bed during an attack

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