FLORIDA STAYFAG GENERAL /fsfg/ - GOLDEN RATIO EDITION
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>i aint leaving the keys
As above, so below.
u ded as fuck
if the hurricane doesn't kill you, the nigger looters will.
305, looks like its straying further away from miami as we speak
954 here think we will lose power? I'm about to go buy a book or something to stay occupied
I hope the only people that weren't smart enough to bail are richfag snowbird Canadians
Well this might get interesting.
A genuine happening of which everyone had full warning.
Thank you
>Jaime
and beyond I imagine
Niggers get popped here
yea the storm's so big that we'll be receiving enough of it that it'll take out power, probably sunday afternoon. 561 here
813. Killsborough. Fuck you. Fuck Irma. Fuck all these people calling me needing to stay at my house.
305 reporting in.
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Wew lad 813 just dropped the hurricane warning
lolno, we /standyourground/ here
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Type: Extreme Alert. Whatever.
>see alert
>turn off phone
>take long pull off my beer
Was the beer dripping with moisture?
If so, comfy.
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>I'm about to go buy a book or something to stay occupied
Just loot one after the storm.
well? what the fuck did they say?
Why don't they just close down the other side of the freeway and use that to evacuate people too?
Just fucking die you Floridian niggers, fuck Florida
How do you get people off it? Nightmare logistically and only done if it's absolutely necessary.
>Palm Beach Gardens projected to get rekt
>Go to St Pete's to lay low
>St. Pete's now projected to get rekt
cool.
You close off all of the on ramps and then you do a sweep to make sure everyone is off.
The terminus though, giant fucking gong show.
Yes you will be
bad b8
I don't understand, if you look at pics the other side is pretty much all empty already.
So you're saying you killed the boy you raped?
My girlfriend has an aunt and uncle's in Punta Gorda that's staying despite freaking out a few days ago. Hopefully those retards will be okay.
Press F to pay respects to stray cats and doges in the Florida keys.
F
I might get 6' of water in my apartment, that will be different. My fish will be amused
Never mind, I think I know what you mean now.
You would have to use one or more on-ramps as off-ramps. Obviously the traffic system wouldn't be designed to handle this so you would have to have law enforcement there manually guiding traffic.
I don't see what part of this wouldn't work.
That's why you wait longer before you make moves kek. I could've stayed in Fort Myers with other family but I knew somehow they'd ultimately get fucked up worse.
Kinda hard when all of the competent writers already evacuated.
good luck to the floridafags wanting to get rekt by a hurricane (girl)
Hollywood homie right here, 954
hopefully this will be fuckin nothing, I dont really want to loose power
904 here, feels good to not give a single fuck when my entire town is evacuated
I'm gonna go walk around smoking a joint, this shit is a ghost town
>all these Floridafags with no problem letting Irma peg their boypuccis
You're stupid. If I can't survive a hurricane in this house, niggers definitely can't survive no matter what. Even the ones with a solid house will open a window to post storm videos on their social media and their roofs will fly off.
904 fag here. 99% sure my house is fucked. Tree crews couldn't come and remove a widow Maker. Staying back with the judge to protect my shit.
What's the ETA on mainland landfall now?
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Can we get an Irma-chan dump? Posting the only one I got.
cajun navy is probably going to have to rescue these fuckers.
305 here, zone B evac zone can suck my dick. I'm staying to kill some niggers and livestream it
8pm tomorrow
That's when tropical storm force winds are supposed to be hitting
Word
>813
>"are you evacuating user?"
>"what about flying sharks user?"
>real_question.png
No bitch, I have my rum and AR, waiting to get drunk and shoot niggers while the winds fly by at 130+ mph
we need some drunk science, user. Test the ballistics of an AR-15 in hurricane wind.
>This
Also 321 here, 3rd story concrete apartment.
Ive got Mres and candles. ill be fine.
are you the user from the earlier thread with the concrete house?
LIVESTREAM PLEASE
>Why don't they just close down the other side of the freeway and use that to evacuate people too?
They do exactly that, but only at the last minute. You can't do it while there is any real number of people trying to go the other way.
>tfw no comfy 50 foot sailboat cabin to harbor and nap in during Irma
why even live?