What is the funniest racist euphism? Gimme your best Sup Forums

What is the funniest racist euphism? Gimme your best Sup Forums.

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Chicken nugget scoon

Pretty good, but cmon, scoon?

Moon cricket
Jiggaboo
Yard ape
Porch monkey
Sambo

oven dodger

cracker

Productive citizen

Basketball American

I like "coloureds" because it's seen as racist (euphemism treadmill) and so similar to the pc "people of color".

wtf is that thing?

Branch manager

Dune coon

Slope head

American

Knob Nibbler

Polackenlümmel

Guests

>Newly sworn-in Maricopa County, Arizona, Sheriff Paul Penzone, in a January 4 interview with Phoenix TV station ABC 15, referred to illegal aliens as “guests.”

Nothing beats nigger. Just hilarious sounding and the most triggering word in the english language

Mudslime

Cunt or kike not more triggering?

In my country we call black women "Kinder Surprise".

Because they're black outside and they're always pregnant.

>Jiggaboo
My favorite. My grandmother said it when I was a little kid, and I laughed for days.

nig-ras. Was never sure if gramps was saying "negros" or "niggers"

>nig-ra

never forget.

Moolies
Fuckniggas

While I love Jigaboo, Nog has a special place in my heart

Eggplants

Is pic related considered white in America?

Obongo has always been a favourite of mine.
Too bad it isn't a timeless classic.
Basketball american is a good one too.
Pavement ape is also great.

youtube.com/watch?v=j9TS1pRmajU

No he's Trevor Shoah's better half. Jew-Negro hybridization experiment.

If seriously asking, no. He would likely identify as black or more recently "person of color". Traditionally he would be called a mulatto but that is considered offensive now.

Beanerschnitzel: especially common in Texas

My favourite from us here in NZ is the "Coconut Bus"
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Coconut Bus

Just "white person"

Stove pipe , hands down

>socks with sandals

I'm confused. When did this stop being one of the most popular stereotypes about niggers specifically and nobody else?

I like the subtlety of "reggins"

Vintage farming tools

God tier:
>Sandnigger
-funny, widespread, even normies like it, good rhythm - rolls of the tongue

Honorable mentions:
>Dune coon
>Jigaboo
>Boong(a)
>Gook

Seperate category honorable mention:
>Moon runes

A favorite.

I once called a Hawaiian a "coconut nigger."

They found it so funny, they called their dad and the dad laughed his ass off.

Picker Of Cotton (POC)

Coloreds was always goofy to me because us white people tend to change color more than non whites.

Sick white person can be pale, even a tinge of green in some cases. Black is still black. Brown is still brown.

Cold white person/poor circulation, blue. Hot, red. etc....

Person of crime

>I say chief

Still more truthful than 'undocumented citizen', which blatantly lies on the 'citizen' part.

>Guests should always be mindful of the house they are a guest in, and to be respectful of the proprietors.

You're not going to get shot in a bad part of town for calling someone a cunt or a kike.

Thanks to the aussies I'm only mildly offensive if I use cunt in any one of its' common usages, but saying 'nigger' outside of a closed group of people is going to start some shit.

Not clever, not funny and you're relating germans with mexicans, which defeats the purpose.
Come on bruh, be more creative.

I don't know, man. Go to google image search and you'll see all the top results are white dickheads wearing socks and sandals.

Legitimately I overheard it between two people of Mexican-German descent.

funniest is subjective based on the situation
>case in point

anything followed by nigger
e.g. spaghetti nigger

I'm a big fan of "Niggroid" myself

>still believing in subjective valuations

Alabama Wind Chimes
Vintage Farming Equipment
Dindu
Homo Mydickus

for fucks sake
sandals and socks are a white thing

if your feet are clean to begin with, you can walk around all day without getting stinky feet and moist socks

under rated

(I see what you did there. Bravo)

>Seperate category honorable mention:
Also, Cracker Runes. Dat cursive be rayciss!

It's a very German thing to do

Also comy as fuck to wear adiletten with socks

I've lived in LA all my life and almost 90% of niggers I see are socks, sandals, and big-shorts in the line of juggalo style. I've never seen more than a handful of white people dressing that way.

Internet search engines are not sophisticated enough to search for "funny racial slurs" you have to search by each individual race which corrupts the data
Or it just lists all of them regardless of humor merit
>god damn you internet you double nigger

Also anything followed by nigger is pretty great
Heard "Wombo nigger" once ... probably here.

I've always seen more older liberal whites do the socks in sandals, but to be fair, I've spent most of my life in Portland area, which is one of the whitest cities in America and very liberal.

I remember calling niggers "basketball americans"in front of my dad.
My dad is white but he's one of the ministers at a predominately black church. He nearly died of laughter.

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rebuildyourvision.com/blog/interesting-vision-facts/blue-eyed-people-risk-eye-diseases/

the word my grandfather used. thought it was respectable, but due to PC, i came to question. never again. thank you user

Kek nice one

noice!

i like 30s slang. untermensch.

>Shorts in winter

Fuck you, I wanna show off my big quads

Sheboon

What happened to saying the word Coon?

Underrated

Nignog

> Nigger
The original and best

> Pavement Ape
sounds nice because assonance (repeated 'a')

> Porch Monkey
rolls off the tongue

> Basketball American
nice because it mocks the ridiculous african-american like "who has time to waste five syllables stroking your nappy-headed egos"

many variants on this possible
e.g.
> Watermelon American
> Affirmative Action American
> Melanin American
etc

> Coon
useful for those moments in life when you only have one syllable to spare
also has many rhymes, so useful for song lyrics, limericks, etc

> Sheboon
Wonderful but of course not so general-purpose.

>Negro
I have actually found that this can get people madder than almost anything if you use it right, e.g. in a very unemotional, dispassionate, scientific manner.
e.g.
:
SMDH I HATE YOU WHITE MOTHERFUCKERS SO MUCH AT TIMES
:
I don't hate you, but it's clear that negros are incompatible with advanced civilization.

Making new ones up is also fun. Especially if they take a moment to work out. This confuses the subject and puts him off his stride.
e.g.:
>Trainee Wind-Chime

I've always liked porch monkey

Extra comfy.

For me its "spear chucker"

Jamboy
urbandictionary.com/tags.php?tag=jam boy

youtube.com/watch?v=ZC04UMljgpg

this is somewhat relevant, but old

youtube.com/watch?v=K0ZRAmz-NWM
Song related.

>who has time to waste five syllables
it's 7 syllables

soots

Yes but you have to say something.

So we assume that the normal word is nigger, which is 2 syllables.

So anything longer is a waste of syllables.

So 7 syllables wastes 5.

My rhodesian grandparents likes to use "munt". You can even say it I'm public and to niggers faces and they have no idea what it means

In England, to "munt" means to go around being unattractive.
So a "munter" is a girl whose mere presence in a room kills all erotic thoughts stone dead.

It's a good word but maybe it's dying out :( We used it at university but I have not heard it so much since.

i've only seen germans do this.

>Yard ape
underrated af

Spear chucker

Moon cricket is a personal favorite

My grandfather used to call the TV remote a "space nigger" he explained it "it shoots a little nigger thru space so he can change the channel button" and motioned toward the TV. I fucking died laughing and still call it a space nigger to this day

I like groid and north american pavement ape

Coconut, dark on outside white inside.
Mexicans are wetbacks
Cubans are super soakers
Black people having sex, velcro

Needs more foreign translations

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs_by_ethnicity
you got to alternate yo racial slurs- ruckus
faveourite one so far is timber nigger

latrino

Pigmentally challenged

Names for hu'white male race mixers:

Rice cooker
Bean baker
Glass blower

this is an 18+ board

Fudge packer
Uphill gardener
"Light on his feet"
"Good with colours"
"Confirmed bachelor"
Friend of Dorothy