NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 8 AM EST >GFS Model Run 6 AM EST >Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 155 MPH >Pressure 930 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
Once it hits open water it's going to pop back again
Jaxson Ross
Jacksonville user here. If it keeps shifting west should I just stay? Picked the worst time to visit the in-laws. They want to head up to Chattanooga but I'm not sure it's worth the nightmare of all that traffic/gas guzzling
Mason Rodriguez
ouch, Cuba's getting fucked hard
Nicholas Price
Miami is safe. Fort Myers will be wiped off the map. They will have to redraw the maps after this one. The coastline will look nothing like it looks now.
Justin Scott
At 24 hours the mean distance from actual track of the EURO is still 70km.
That’s the difference between Orlando track and Miami/Pan Handle.
Aiden Reyes
>got cousin in miami >didnt evacuated cause nowhere to go >live less than a mile from the beach
Did she fucked up?
Gavin Rodriguez
How close to the coast at you? If it's more than a couple miles, I'd stay. Though it's easy as fuck to get out the state right now if you wanna leave.
Colton Lopez
She has to go back
Levi Brooks
retard. sea turtles always leave the nest.
they dig a hole, lay eggs, and take off.
that demarcation is there so no one accidentally digs into it or crushes the eggs
William Hughes
>ft myers will be wiped off the map
oh look its the 40k dead shitter who doesnt know jack shit about florida. if decades of niggers and blue head junkies havent destroyed ft myers a cat 4 wont.
Josiah Morris
5 AM BULLETIN FROM NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER
Jose Young
Orange park just outside Jacksonville. I'm not in an evacuation zone either. But everyone else is shitting themselves
Aiden Martinez
She'll be safe if you give ICE her location
Julian Long
judging by the fact that it keeps tracking west, nah, not really
Levi Wilson
here's a good visualization of that high pressure front that's going to save Florida. Well, the peninsula, anyway. sorry gulf states and panhandle. Houston, i hardly knew ye
1:16:34 landlords charging people rent for destroyed apartments they cant even live in
1:09:32 rummagers
1:01:13 chasing looter nogs
53:40 army vs gun armed nog looter
1:08:10 CHIMPOUT
Blake Martinez
Is she hot?
Josiah Hernandez
so either Irma's gonna skirt the west end of this thing, thus posing no threat to FL Gulf Coast, or it's gonna get forced east.
Justin Diaz
>charging people rent for destroyed apartments
Jordan Turner
My toad told me that it is cat 1 hurricane before it hits Florida. You are safe!
Nicholas Jones
>Later in the forecast period, the cyclone should turn northwestward and eventually stall as it interacts with the aforementioned trough. >stall Well shit.
Owen Bennett
You should be safe. Even if it makes the turn north really early, you're far enough north where you could outrun it (it's only traveling at about 12 mph).
Procrastinators benefit greatly during most evacuations.
Landon Parker
Egh depends on what you think its hot. Just flat chested with a bit of ass
Eli Hughes
Harvey II
Ryan Mitchell
tell her im leaving naples to pick up my queen
Robert Diaz
So there is a HIGH PRESSURE WALL protecting the US from foreign hurricanes like Jose?
Connor Carter
AAaahahahaha die burgertards DIE DIE DIE
Charles James
yeah, and, it may really be a 50/50 shot. Intuitively, Coriolis keeps it going west while the front keeps it from creeping north too soon. but, the ICON and HRRR models have been saying all day that it'll make landfall in SWFL, then immediately head ENE, then NE. Miami up to Brevard, you're not out of the running yet for who we're gonna hashtag pray for.
Daniel Lewis
High pressure? Yes. But it's an american made wall and will fall apart after keeping just the old lady irma out.
Liam Morgan
1:02:59 "people are coming from the north just to come down and loot shit"
It's very likely going to be hashtag pray for Tampa
Brayden Lee
So just to be clear, Tampa is absolutely fucked, right?
John Campbell
>zello >accurate information
Julian Watson
99%
Isaac Evans
hope josé ruins new york.
>typical puertorican
Angel James
>tfw Publix is closed today
Joseph Ortiz
alright, thanks jeff
Landon Gomez
yeah, Tampa is a goner
Levi Hernandez
lmao look at all those little planes
i dont know why im laughing my ass off but damn, theyve been leaving in droves
Ayden Morgan
Absolutely fucked: Keys Mostly fucked: Fort Myers Still pretty fucked: Tampa
Jonathan Gomez
Happens all the time. archive.is/bMY0Q >Cartographers will need to redraw maps of Gulf Shores, officials said, because waves swallowed as much as a mile of the coastline.
Andrew Martin
How appropriate would it be if Irma really was just a fat piece of nothing? Everyone here and in Florida freaking out and having this tug of war of "WILL" and "WON'T" for it to ultimately just die out.
No major destruction, few if any deaths. The massive HAPPENING doesn't happen despite all of the high points Happeningfags had, where it looked like Florida was fucked.
Nothing. Just nothing.
Joshua Sullivan
Every update shows it going more and more to the west. What happens if it goes into the gulf?
Isaiah Ortiz
Tampa's screwed. Everyone else will be fine.
Ethan Howard
Texas gets BTFO again.
Ryder Morgan
Public officials would seize the lack of damage/deaths and pat themselves on the back for "saving lives".
Lincoln Wood
Tampa dies that much harder, unless it swings WAY into the Gulf
Cooper King
Houston is kill
Lucas Ross
irma is a psyop to flush out illegal aliens
Levi Bell
/leftypol/ btfo
Cameron Baker
Absolutely fucked: all of the above.
Dominic Evans
I live in st petersburg I WANT TO DIE HURRY UP YA FAT BITCH
Michael Torres
Tallahassee gets unexpectedly BTFO
Jordan James
...
Daniel Robinson
nah this is Tampa's happening
Lincoln Adams
Panhandle and Gulf states get to relive Camille in the worst way.
Levi Cox
why don't they all form a circle but flying in the opposite direction as the hurricane to neutralize irma?
Dylan Gutierrez
Fuck it wasn't supposed to be going this far left. Miami will be safe now...
Jose Stewart
>it missed Miami Thanks for the nothingburger
Joseph Wood
>headed right for tennessee
Ethan Green
Tampa is 100% kill now.
Oh, this storm is still delivering a happening. It's just erasing Tampa now.
Gavin Collins
...
Parker Campbell
Yay, now it goes into the warm Gulf waters to gain strength.
oh, I know and I'm fucked because family didn't believe me
Ayden Carter
spoopy as fuk tbqh framagram
William Davis
>already weakening
It's over,cat 3 at best
Jason Parker
Tampa is too far north, the storm will have worn off a lot before that. Still fucked but not the potential destruction of a category 5 hitting Miami that we were expecting a while ago.
Jonathan Hill
>tfw it hits the panhandle where everyone fled to
Sebastian Russell
IRMA FINALLY HIT US LAND CHECK THIS VID
Logan Myers
OH SHIT THE EXODUS IS ON
GET OUT! GET OUT NOW
John Foster
I know that regards, fellow Petersburger. Especially since I had to move to Clearwater recently.