>with gf for six months
>fucked unprotected last month because she was "on the pill"
>told me today "i'm pregnant"
What do I do Sup Forums? I want to ask for a paternity test but I know she'll hate me for thinking she's a cheating whore.
I just want to know it's mine before getting in a committed relationship.
Make her trip down the stairs
you fuck off to another board you cancerous frogposter
Have you noticed any naked niggers in your closet?
If you aren't already in a commited relationship, tell her to get an abortion.
Post a picture of your hand.
Do you have reason to think she might be cheating on you?
>fucked unprotected last month because she was "on the pill"
you mean you fucked her? if so then why would you think she cheated on you?
basically this
You ask for paternity test regardless.
Do not dispair. You have created life, one of the most beautiful things to achieve in your existence. Cherish it user.
Take the test
she already lied about being on the pill
your race and age?
>b-b-but Sup Forums told me that abortion is immoral and family planning is a meme!
heh
Christ how can anyone feel 6 months is enough to know if you want to spend your life with the bitch. Jus tell her to get the test. Hell, the stress she gets from it might kill the thing to begin with.
She's too gross to be fucking anyone else.
Lock her up inside your basement.
Believe me, I know what I am talking about
You fucked up bro, never believe a woman is on contraceptive
do the paternity test
don't be stupid
If the baby is yours, take responsibility.
I'll go with molymeme on this one.
If she said she was "on the pill", then by God, she was "on the pill" or she lied. No accidents.
Press her on that. Go through her phone and see where she was, 0 guilt. Bottom line is, she lied to you, and you have your rights.
pills can fail pretty easily desu
also, it fucks up hormones woman body, mood swings, balding, it's basically a poison
do not EVER take these pills if you are a woman
>What do I do Sup Forums? I want to ask for a paternity test but I know she'll hate me for thinking she's a cheating whore.
god no you don't want some lying skank to think that you think that she's lying
you are a doormat cuck
Also, OP, you might want to read this.
I agree with the Croat: Good luck, and godspeed, user.
Did you read that in cosmopolitan, faggot?
shut up australia
I would definitely go for a paternity test before anything
Why are you suspecting the child is not yours?
Has she ever been unfaithful to you, that you know of?
How many sexual partners did she have before you?
What is her background?
What is her relationship like with her parents?
Swab her cooter and send it to 23 and me.
he speaks the truth, those pills fuck up women (further)
Make take a genetic test to ''determine which problems the child might encounter late in life'', pay additionally for paternity test. If she gets nervous and starts backpedalling - the child is not yours
She wanted a baby and you gave it to her, albeit without consent. Raise it, or spook off, I guess.
My son's due to be born next month, pretty excited.
That's what you get for having sex op.
>tfw I will never have this problem
How do you prove it's yours though?
How can you trust her?
It's going to be hard, OP. But the kid does not deserve to suffer because of you
Fag
If only magic were real and semen was mana.
learn to read
demand a test. she'll get mad but insist that you believe in a little thing called "trust, but verify".
I just do, she's amazing and always really close, no sense of """that""" distance, never goes out for "a night out with the girls", and since I live rural, so I doubt she could find another white guy to make a baby with.
When you love someone, you know.
wtf australia stop being a faggot
get the dna test. explain the current climate and absolute state of (((females))) that demands it.
>not discussing the possibility beforehand
>not saying "If you ever get pregnant, I need to make sure it's mine before making a commitment" while you still had time
Enjoy choosing between having the cuck question unsolved or pissing off the potential mother of your children. Frankly, I'd still pick the latter.
Give child to forced labor camp for glory of regime. It is best way.
Tits or gtfo
Falcon punch
Assume the kid's yours, and do as you will.
You can assume she got pregnant on purpose, even if subconsciously.
At some point, swab the kid's cheek and find out for sure.
It's impossible to know you are pregnant the day after conception.
That alone tells you she either cheated or made it up.
Women are natural experts at manipulating men so you should at least think about it. But probbably you are safe espically if you have known her awhile and she is emotionally stable and thinking of future.
>got a fembot pregnant in straya
You're fucked beyond redemption, senpai.
This thread has some of the worst AM I BEING DETAINED style advice I've ever seen. Have you guys even talked to a girl before?
>girlfriend on the pill
congrats on being a liberal turd
pregnancy is only detectable when it starts producing the hormone human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG). And this doesn't happen until the fertilized egg attaches to the wall of your uterus. For some women, that could take up to six days, and in others it doesn't happen until after a missed period.
>We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white ch-
>"i'm pregnant"
>I WAS JUST MEMEING BAE
This.
Man up time to get serious about life and do what you were put here to do. Find out if it is yours if there's any doubt.
Found the joo
Seeing as we fucked like we were on a burning ship and about to die every night for three months before she got pregnant, I think I'm good.
We had a casual, "totally not thinking about the future" talk before I proposed and we moved in together. We both knew what we wanted from our lives together.
Can't you leave her anytime? I would.
underrated
>What do I do
Leave my board and take your normalfag issues elsewhere
>assumes everyone on /pol is the same...
yeah, not everyone is save the master race or MTGOW, some are wanting to be Chad.
>Science
On top of that, most women I know don't consider the possibility of being pregnant until they miss a period... which takes a few weeks...
Gave me a chuckle.
Have fun having your life earning and kids forcefully taken away from you, being raped by a nignog behind bars and eventually ending your pathetic, foot stool existence.
>Being this autistic
The purpose of life is life. Stop larping or optimally just end yours because it has no meaning.
Made me smile
You know what to do. Poo through her letterbox. It's the British way.
what's wrong with the font jesus
>that font
>>told me today "i'm pregnant"
Dump her and say it's because you didn't realize she was a slut and you believe unwed mothers are sinners.
This is so fucking sick oh god
>The purpose of life is life.
I agree, and I choose to actually live mine instead of playing a martyr.
Reproduction for its own sake is the trait of a cancer cell.
>end yours because it has no meaning
Meaning is derived from subjective ideals. Thinking you have any sway over somebody through half-assed psychoanalysis is nigger logic.
>Abortion
The degeneracy is real
Hey this happened to me and did not end well - get the test - do it at the Hospital and don't sign anything
Same here, bro. I'm 35 and I've never had to deal wih women's bullshit.
Though I do get lonely from time to time...
>fucked unprotected last month because she was "on the pill"
Big fucking mistake OP. Get the paternity test done either way because you already know that she's a deceitful lying whore.
>reproduction for its own sake is the trait of a cancer cell
And every living organism on Earth? lol
She's a woman.
Get a paternity before you sign anything. There's about a 40% chance it's not your kid and you could be on the hook anyway if you don't find out early enough. You can snoop around a bit to find out if she was sleeping around before going through the test. Other than that you're pretty fucked m8. Guess you better get a job so you can at least give your kid a decent shot at life. Hopefully she doesn't leave you on some BS claims and make you pay child support while not being able to see your kid.
Yeah bro, if she want's to keep if you need to get a paternity test.
You don't want to end up 40 years old and find out it's not yours. The earlier the better.
Do whatever you want. Just don't say you're on the pill while you're not. And no pills don't fail easily. They only fail if you don't take them like you're supposed to (skipping a day, taking them at the wrong time etc.). If you use them properly they are above 99% reliable.
Not in France you wouldn't!
>And every living organism on Earth?
Every organism that acts out of habit, not reason; or what Greek philosophers called 'beasts'.
You can consider yourself an animal, but speak for yourself.
Thanks for the input Kim.
facebook is the true containment board. oh lawd in heaven have mercy on my eyes
Here is what you do:
1) Drive to the store
2) Buy two pregnancy test kits
3) Drive home
4) Immediately make your gf pee on them
She probably just felt a bit insecure that day and decided to fake pregnancy. Women do it ALL the time.
Kids are fucking great, although I didn't get some staci pregnant. I married a lovely lady
Second one, daughter, due next month
>You can snoop around a bit to find out if she was sleeping around before going through the test.
This won't help with with paternity issues, but given that there's a 99% chance that she's already lied to him about the pill, he should go through her email, social media and sms to see if she's planning anything else.
OP brings up a very good point. Would you rather end up as an "asshole" but have full certainty, or put complete trust in another human being?
Aww! Kids are great, they're like people who haven't learned to be terrible yet.
I remember when people would be far too scared to post their kids on Sup Forums due to how many pedos were lurking. Times have changed.
1. Purchase a paternity test. They sell them at most walmarts. Dont ask her permission or even let her know. Its a cotton swab for you and the child. The laws around children are heavily influenced by female supremacist groups like NoW and it may be illegal to do this without the mothers permission. Tell no one. If you have any doubts you need to do this or you will always wonder. Ultimately it matters little. If your name is on the certificate youre going to have to litigate to avoid financial responsibility and there is no guarantee that "the truth will set you free" in family court.
2. If you do get married keep a private account in your fathers name and put a little money in there every pay day for when she eventually fucks you. Tell no one.
3. Maintain the moral highground ALWAYS. Be the best man, husband, father you can be. Do not watch porn. If you watch porn she will feel entitled to fuck whomever she please and you will get a disease. Keep a journal and take photographs of all her degenerate moments. Passed out from pills and whiskey? Snapshot. Came home to an unchanged diaper dragging on the floor? Snapshot. Fill that notebook. Tell no one of the notebook or photos but tell your family her shortcomings because i promise she will tell hers yours.
I say this because NOBODY GETS PREGNANT ON ACCIDENT. she was not on the pill. That baby is not an anomaly. The baby is not jesus. She is definitely lying to you.
Option B
plan b pill. For the price of a paternity test you can buy 2 of these, crush em up and put them in a glass of what the fuck ever.
i hope it dies