NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 11 AM EST >GFS Model Run 12 PM EST >Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 130 MPH >Pressure 937 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
use special screws/bolts drilled and anchored into the stucco and block
Aaron Scott
based fag
Joshua Gray
Give me the quick rundown. I'm im Miami, am I safe? It looks like we wont get hit very hard anymore
Kevin Young
second for unrivaled destruction and death
Ryder Adams
post if in NC and ready for 50 mph and lost power for days because everything sucks here
Benjamin Wright
From the advisory:
The interaction with the terrain of Cuba has weakened the hurricane a little. Maximum sustained winds have decreased to near 130 mph (215 km/h) with higher gusts, but Irma remains a category 4 hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Wind Scale. Irma is forecast to restrengthen once it moves away from Cuba, and Irma is expected to remain a powerful hurricane as it approaches Florida.
HAPPENING NOT CANCELLED
Luis Torres
Wow it was nothing like always.
Thomas Morales
Good luck americucks
Wyatt Flores
Is Florida the only state with a Broadcast 24/7 news station (wsvn)? Never heard of such a thing being on the air still.
Josiah Gutierrez
Get ready for happening
Isaiah Roberts
Reminder, all Irma threads are brought to you by Publix - where shopping is a pleasure.
A couple things...
1. Publix is satisfied to see that you are enjoying our subs during these endtimes.
2. Whoever names these threads is probably that guy who lives in our dumpsters. Give us a PUBLIX TENDIE edition already! Fresh (publix) bread edition.
>most of our stores are closing today, possibly for a couple days or more. Embrace entropy and a chicken tender sub today!
Thank you based OP for classic publixpepe
Ethan Gonzalez
>near 130 mph >215 km/h
Gavin Clark
C A T 6 A T 6
Henry Jones
Irma better power up, she's weak as fuck now. Thanks Cuba, worthless spics
Bentley Jenkins
It will hit very very warm water around Florida. It will rapidly crank back up to Cat 5 again.
Hunter Sullivan
It's a great big nothing
You hysteric nut jobs are blowing this way out of proportion Florida deals with hurricanes every year
Ryder Perez
>SIGNIFICANTLY WEAKER EDITION
still has to cross 50 miles of bathwater; a lot can happen in those 4-6 hours
Christopher Jackson
130 winds its weakening. Happening canceled everyone go home.
Carson Phillips
Publix is great. Subs are the good shit.
Josiah Rivera
...
Ayden Adams
NHC says she's going to the moment she gets off Cuba.
John Price
My local channel wptv broadcasts 24/7 during hurricanes.
Chase Price
I believe in Kek
Nolan Turner
what sort of winds is miami expecting to have today and tomorrow?
Luis Gray
looks like those hentai where the semen fills the womb
Daniel Baker
But Trump and his racism is the sole reason that this hurricane formed goyim
Jordan Butler
IT KEEPS GOING EVEN MORE WEST YESSSSSS!!!
Jacob Bailey
(((NHC)))
Christian Watson
>hurricane goes outside of initial cone of probability that cone wasn't very probable, huh?
Benjamin Myers
This
Expect a category 187 Irma to head straight for New York
Evan Jenkins
>Irma is forecast to restrengthen once it moves away from Cuba,
Mason Thomas
KEK
Henry Gonzalez
We told you all since the beginning that this hurricane would be nothing and it turned out to be nothing.
Colton Sanders
Kek doesn't believe in you
Angel Carter
YES LANDFALL IN TAMPA DIE DIE DIE FUCK YOU TAMPA DIE DIE
Jonathan Carter
last pub sub before I die. buffalo tendies
Liam Carter
FL report in. Where are you riding out the storm?
Michael Cooper
tropical storm for miami, broward and downtown. still on hurricane watch at the moment however
Elijah Walker
>Miamifags escape it
lol
Bentley Allen
Those hurricane winds are as wide as Florida.
Zachary Nguyen
Who here has prepared by purchasing a delicious Publix deli sub?
>sub of the week: meatball
Jeremiah Richardson
>art user is 863
Can't wait to die together. In spirit at least.
Jokes aside. How do you think we'll do?
Nolan Brooks
That's not how meteorology works It was very probable to crawl up the east coast or down the center
Robert Perez
Looks like communism saved capitalism. OH THE IRONY!
Evan Rivera
If we pray to Kek for the sun to do another flare will the sea heat up and make a category 6?
Ethan Clark
Broward County I just hope it doesn't flood
Luis Howard
Hurricanes have always been racist. They are giant spinning swastikas. Nature is racist. I'm a racist. Everything is racist. Those SJWs were right.
Camden Diaz
GET THESE FUCKING REFUGEES OUT OF MY CITY AND BACK TO FLORIDA!
Alexander Brooks
Miami, Kendall
Kayden Torres
Hey, bros. I don't have any plywood but have a shit ton of leftover laminate flooring I could screw down to the windows. That work?
Carter Barnes
New Port Richey here with a grand total of 12 sandbags
Liam Carter
Pro tip for everyone in Florida. Please spray paint the number corresponding to how many people are in the house, next to your front door on the outside. Don't need waste first responders time looking for more bodies than are there, ya know?
t. katrina relief.
Charles Rogers
start building houses from brick and cement you fucking amerifats
Jaxon Reed
don't think i'll be able to do that, can i just use packing tape to get this shit covering my windows
Juan Allen
that's not the width of the storm, it's the uncertainty of the path it's gonna take
see plenty of warm water for irma to re-strengthen before landfall in florida
Gabriel Perez
That should work fine. Hurry user you dont have much time.
Jaxson James
anything is better than nothing
Ryder Campbell
They needto be about 2 CM thick. Try it anyways, if it breaks it breaks
Jaxon Green
It's fucking nothing. Not even cat 5 anymore Pol btfo and sage
Dylan Green
Yum yum In my Tum tum
I had my last tendie yesterday
Tyler Hernandez
No, the station is always a 24/7 news station, like how every cable service has. Never heard of a broadcast station still doing it.
Liam Davis
oh shit
Justin Garcia
you can watch the news like everyone else in fl you know
Elijah Torres
AHSG is a faggot edition? Its almost as if user has forgotten Irma-Chan's power up cycle. This is lucky number 7. She feasts, her eye walls re-cycle, her power level drops briefly, before she roars back into renewed vigor. As soon as she gets her toes in the warmer waters, and as the energy the SUN is adding to the mix takes effect, she'll whip those winds back up to record breaking levels.
Sebastian Butler
It's going to miss Florida, after all the carry on, ignoring all the destruction and death brought to your impoverished neighbours the fucking thing is skirting the home of the Jew. They all ran away as well Hahaha.
James Peterson
Make window size sheets and then screw other planks across then apply.
Sebastian Hall
Sarasota, ready to die
Isaiah Cox
Jacksonville
Nathan Cooper
>got a tendie sub yesterday >smells like fucking condoms for some reason >trying to eat it so it isn't wasted but that fucking smell I'm pretty upset. I should've gotten an ultimate like I always do, but I wanted to try the tendie sub before everything is torn apart.
All the jews picked up and left, their businesses arent even boarded up or anything. Truly the most cowardly race.
Anthony Parker
It's almost like hurricanes don't make fucking 90 degree turns.
At this point I'm just gonna assume Nola or Houston is getting the direct hit
Leo Morgan
Probably not, but Hurricane Lee might get to Category 7 in time to drive up the Chesapeake.
Jayden Taylor
N-no the the happening Florida is gonna be the new Atlantis
Y-you'll see
Nathan Davis
eat my ass
Landon Davis
VIVA PUBLIX
Joshua Williams
Remember every one, Armageddon on the 18th!
Blake Myers
what the fuck is he doing in Miami Beach? he is on the wrong side of Florida
Isaiah Nguyen
904 here, it's always fucking nothing
Camden Morgan
mad man
Asher Anderson
Lol I had my first one yesterday too, I usually just get the cordon bleu
The hype is fucking real it was amazing
Ayden Hernandez
Look at the blobs around the storm's location, it shows hurricane wind field.
Tyler Hall
941 Checking in. Get those windows covered bros. Keep your food/valuables up and away from the ground.
Justin Wood
Inland Volusia
Oliver Brown
To all Florida anons - a coupon for your tendie hoarding.
>Tendies til the endies
John Foster
doubt that, I'm predicting 140 ish, its still over cuba and will weaken more before it hits florida straights and picks up steam again. I'm in Cape Coral expecting a direct eyewall hit. Will stream if its worth it. Suggestions on how to do that welcome. I'm sure I can figure it out but haven't done it before. Should I use periscope?
Cameron Cooper
he said he's traveling west this morning
Landon Green
>local Walmart is closing at 2 PM today
Such bullshit. It's not even supposed to be here for two fucking days still.
Tyler Parker
oh I see, nvm
Zachary Green
thanks, we already had heh saying yes (palindrome), so lack of twin digit is not a weakness.
