NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 11 AM EST >GFS Model Run 12 PM EST >Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida
IRMA RUNDOWN ============== >Windspeed 130 MPH >Pressure 937 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida >Traffic is lighter throughout the Florida interstates today. There is still time to leave.
>mfw my family left miami to go to tennessee >they would have not been touched in miami
FEAR MONGERING IS NEATO
Lucas Davis
>category 3
Really? I nearly bankrupted myself just to fly my grandma and my mom out? Now it's going to basically miss them?
Oliver Cox
>it's not happening time to bank on jose i guess
Robert Fisher
someone catch me up to speed. is the hurricane going to strengthening or not?
Parker Walker
>Category 3
Happeningfags BTFO by based Cuban commies.
Nathaniel Richardson
11 am update
CAT 3
Chase Murphy
>Tell everyone its a CAT 3 >People decide to stay as they survived that before >The unpredictable nature of hurricanes makes it gain strength >WHY DIDNT YOU WARN US FUCK METEOROLOGISTS
Christopher Evans
If this goes to a CAT 2 I'm done
Justin Reyes
Damn it all, I wanted to get BTFO'd by the hurricane. Now it's fucking NOTHING.
Isaiah Richardson
>they always for it
Grayson Ward
I got weather jewed two years in a row
t. Floridafag
Carter Carter
noooooooooooooo
Xavier Martin
>all this fearmongering and money wasted i wonder how the public will react to this
Jaxson Nelson
LITTLE MARCO ISLAND? Is he insane?
Nathaniel Campbell
I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE MY HOUSE
AHHAHAH FUCK YOU Sup Forums MIAMI CUBAN REPORTING HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GET FUCKED AHHAHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHA
Jayden Miller
YOU FAGGOTS WERE SCARED OF A MILD BREEZE LOL
Daniel Cruz
>miami will be spared FUCKKKKKK
Joseph Bailey
There's a cold front that just came thru la, ms, and al that's will push it north might get a little bit into Gulf but will turn north and hit east coast of fl.
Liam Harris
What a blunder.
Luis Davis
Hey look it's fucking nothing
T. Miami
Grayson Price
...
Julian Brooks
It's the thought that counts.
You people should stop complaining. Just be glad your families were safe.
Alexander Evans
Only pedophiles like Asian women because they look like little boys. Kys with these ugly whore pics
Easton Anderson
HAHAHAHAHAHHA SUCK MY NUTS HAHAHAH FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YANKEE FAGGOT
Nicholas Edwards
...
Owen Hernandez
>buying into the fear
Liam Garcia
help
Adam Williams
Happening is still on the table, it will go to a cat 5 once it spends time in the water after it leaves Cuba.
Juan Rogers
Reminder that those yellow fucks who evacuated are not welcome back after the storm passes. This county has been halfway decent since those retards left.
Logan Allen
Reporting
Anthony Robinson
THIS
Fuck em. Hope they drown
Jackson Jenkins
Its funny how all those left climate change homos said "hurr now you trust us! See climate change is real!" Then all their predictive models go to shit.
They cant even predict a hurricane well until its 12 hours away yet they expect us to believe models 50+ years from now about climate change; AND assert that the cause is human.
Jack Peterson
Yes.
Dylan Reed
AND THIS... THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND WEST!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Andrew Rivera
're-intensify' search results
Joseph Hughes
No model is predicting that it will reach cat 5 status again. It will be a low cat 4 at best.
Josiah Rivera
>expecting pic related >turns into a typical coastal breeze You happening fags deserve to be lynched along with the commies.
Justin Foster
Miami isnt so bad its Broward/Palm Beach thats nigged/white libs
John Gomez
The front is probably going to push it east, which means its going to come straight up southern florida and weaken to fucking nothing while making landfall at a shitty cat 3.
James Reed
Pic related, it's outside my house in Miami right now
Samuel White
Climate change isn't real.
John Williams
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>MIAMI WILL BE SPARED MIAMI WILL BE SPARED
>MIAMI WILL BE SPARED MIAMI WILL BE SPARED
>MIAMI WILL BE SPARED MIAMI WILL BE SPARED
>MIAMI WILL BE SPARED MIAMI WILL BE SPARED
>MIAMI WILL BE SPARED MIAMI WILL BE SPARED
>MIAMI WILL BE SPARED MIAMI WILL BE SPARED
>MIAMI WILL BE SPARED MIAMI WILL BE SPARED FUCK YOU YANKEEESSSSS YESSSSSSSSS
Brody Fisher
HAPPENING CANCELLED
Ethan Bell
It's supposed to grow strong again wheen it gets back out to sea tho
Eli Mitchell
Good, it will hurt less Americans then because it will be diminished strength.
Easton Long
IT'S GOING TO HIT HOUSTON AGAIN
William Gonzalez
thats a good goy.
Easton Peterson
It's not over yet retards, once it strengthens again will be cheering just like the last 3 cycles of this shit we had.
Sebastian Nguyen
IT WILL GO NORTH EVENTUALLY! OUR MODELS ARE SUPER ACCURATE I SWEAR!
Aaron Sanchez
If all that happens is a few burgers get drizzled on, I'm talking to the happenings supervisor.
Gavin Murphy
Every thread. Same picture. Same post.
Actually end your own life please and thank you.
Asher Ross
who else comfy and smug in SE Florida?
Chase King
I'm in Largo. I'm fuckity fucked. Going to Publix now to stock up on tendies
Angel Ward
Literally a 50% chance it doesn't make landfall on the florida peninsula at all
Luke Price
Learn your lesson user. Stop believing the hype. Learn to bunker down. That way when it turns out to be nothing all you wasted was an afternoon sweating your ass off putting up shutters.
Jonathan Watson
It's time to send this Hurricane where it belongs:
New Orleans.
Lend me your power lads
Noah Edwards
So it's avoiding Mar a lago, how will the libs celebrating the impending destruction of Trumps 2nd home recover?
Michael Martinez
looks comfy
Nicholas Sanchez
Where is this big scary storm? This isn't even a happening. All media hype.
Colton Ramirez
IF YOU THINK ITS NOTHING, THEN BY ALL MEANS RETURN HOME
Tyler Flores
Reminder, all Irma threads are brought to you by Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.
>Many stores open until 6:00pm today. See publix.com for details. Online easy ordering still down while stores focus on in-store needs.
>Publix endorses the EURO mod
>Publix officially allied with HEB
First response picks sub flavor of thread.
Joseph Gray
me. happening for us is canceled, so now i get to sit back and laugh at the tampa-fags who kept laughing and memeing our death.
Joseph Nguyen
FINISH NOLA OFF, IRMA
Austin Cox
>hurr durr I flipped a coin 10 times and got 8 heads, yet fags are saying if I flipped it 40,000 times I would get 50% heads. Can't even predict 10 flips how can we believe them about 40,000?
Jacob Campbell
This shit isn't even touching Ft Lauderdale is it...
Anthony Scott
Post /comfypics/ bros. Sarasota county checking in.
Matthew Perry
>a storm moving northwest kept moving northwest >people fell for the right-turn jew
Aaron Rivera
Expensive properties like that are usually insured for more than they're worth. He'd be fine.
Xavier Brooks
They love a good story
Noah Kelly
You thought it would be Irma, BUT IT WAS ME, KATRINA!
Jordan Foster
pls help
Jackson Thomas
LATEST AND GAYEST
Austin Reyes
Starting to think it going into the gulf
which means someone will get fucked hard.
Juan Thompson
Good. It has a lot longer to regain it's deadly power in the warm water.
Joshua Walker
But user all Publix statewide closed at 10 pm last night and won't be open till tuesday.
Michael Anderson
I know, just keking that Trump once again emerged unscathed
Isaac Rivera
I'm gonna laugh if this thing just turns left real hard and goes souf.
Dylan Perry
IT WILL MISS FLORIDA AND HEAD FOR HOUSTON AGAIN
Brandon Long
Keep going West you son of a bitch. Getting some comfy wind over here in Broward.
Carson Ramirez
False equivalency, kill yourself
Ryan Walker
FUCK YOU MIAMI
Kevin Kelly
I must say, this is so much entertainment for us /eurobros/.
Thank you based Floridians for being the sacrificial lambs for our own amusement. You niggas gonna die and your houses & cars utterly BTFO, while we observe all this and are /comfy as fuck/ from a very safe distance. Too bad there isn't a nuclear plant nearby ready to get hit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots!
John Flores
I'm in Largo too but I'm going to my moms in Seminole. Too much evacc in Largo.
Christian Reed
APOLOGIZE TO THIS MAN
Dominic Clark
Nigger, until they know with precision where a hurricane will go exactly, a week in advance, I don't trust shit.
