NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST >Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida
IRMA RUNDOWN ==============
>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle
Nothing will happen stupid larping drama queen burgerfags
Jackson Cruz
>cat3
Brody White
bash the fash
Joshua Ortiz
Is Jacksonville area going to be ok? Asking for a friend.
Isaac Phillips
Where are the crane streams?
Gavin Edwards
Any Florida anons here? How are things there? Did you already evacuate, plan to evacuate soon or plan on staying?
Kevin Jones
Repostan.
Jacob Reyes
125 MPH - CAT 3 NOW
Liam Jackson
>Irma can't decide whether she wants to sleep with Tyrone in nahwleans or sleep with Ernesto in Miami
Jason Evans
will irma delay all the porn shoots happening in miami (bangbros, for example)?
Grayson Ortiz
our home
Noah Wright
The strom surge for Naples just increased another 2 ft. Now up to an absolutely not survivable 16 ft.
Luis Ross
Pubsubs on the house
Dylan Williams
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Jace Johnson
Irma will take a hard recurve as a reintensified cat. 5 into Miami and then SC now that everyone has breathed their sighs of relief.
The culling is on.
Matthew Bell
Reminder to ignore Nola fags until the models show that it's a possibility and not a meme.
Hunter Williams
cat 1 by tomorrow AHAHAHAHHA
oy vey but still buy that water,goyim!!
Owen King
HAPPENING AVERTED! I REPEAT! HAPPENING AVERTED! IRMA IS NOW JUST A MEASLY CAT 3 >HAPPENING AVERTED! I REPEAT! HAPPENING AVERTED! IRMA IS NOW JUST A MEASLY CAT 3
HAPPENING AVERTED! I REPEAT! HAPPENING AVERTED! IRMA IS NOW JUST A MEASLY CAT 3 >HAPPENING AVERTED! I REPEAT! HAPPENING AVERTED! IRMA IS NOW JUST A MEASLY CAT 3
HAPPENING AVERTED! I REPEAT! HAPPENING AVERTED! IRMA IS NOW JUST A MEASLY CAT 3 >HAPPENING AVERTED! I REPEAT! HAPPENING AVERTED! IRMA IS NOW JUST A MEASLY CAT 3
HAPPENING AVERTED! I REPEAT! HAPPENING AVERTED! IRMA IS NOW JUST A MEASLY CAT 3 >HAPPENING AVERTED! I REPEAT! HAPPENING AVERTED! IRMA IS NOW JUST A MEASLY CAT 3
Samuel Gutierrez
Phone hurricane warning just went up. Clay County.
Thomas Sullivan
>a possibility and not a meme. >implying we can't meme things into existence
Nathan Foster
t. Muhammad
Now leave
Levi Wood
N O T H I N G B U R G E R
Tyler Richardson
So no Happening ?
Aiden Carter
Listen up, faggots! Get your hurricane eye protection before you melt your retinas.
Xavier Cook
good
Austin Roberts
SoFla evacuation zone C most of my neighbors are still here driving, walking around and drinking. Natives are yawning at Irma.
Gavin Fisher
IRMA warbles NORTH.
INTENSIFYING.
REMINISCENT OF HAITI.
SHOULD BE CAT 4 NOW.
MODELS SHIFTING EAST.
MIAMI IS STILL IN PLAY.
Adam Bennett
Will there be tornados?
Jacob Hughes
Reminder, all Irma threads are brought to you by Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.
>Many stores open until 6:00pm today. See publix.com for details. Online easy ordering still down while stores focus on in-store needs.
>Publix endorses the EURO model
>Publix officially allied with HEB
First response picks sub flavor of thread.
Andrew Myers
You play with powers you do not understand.
Charles Russell
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Jaxson Turner
>so many people left their homes from a cat 3 and is now being looted
WE
Eli Smith
Friendly reminder all vehicles with Florida tags spotted in the Carolinas will be pulled over and the occupants placed in a FEMA camp. Fucking South Florida New York transplant kikes are fucking up 95.
Logan Martinez
told u so
Tyler Ramirez
>Now a Cat 3 >Moved so far west Miami is gonna get just a little bit of rain
Irma is the biggest fuck up since Hillary Clinton
Kayden Carter
this is whats going to happen
Alexander Thomas
Zone C too. Thinking of walking my dog
Luis Walker
>Key West right now.
Rush Limbaugh was right.
Irma is a hoax.
William Green
>storm only a cat 3 >gonna miss Miami You guys promised me a happening
Logan Sanders
Did Irma literally just die?
Gavin Ward
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Josiah Young
oi we got here a windstorm with 40mph gust blew me trossiers off
Wyatt Morgan
has a happening ever actually happened
Matthew Thomas
LITERALLY FALLING APART BEFORE OUR EYES (and still not turning north)
Matthew Carter
It's just a windy breeze now. Everyone go home, it was just a meme.
Chase Powell
WE ARE GOING TO MEME THIS INTO EXISTANCE
David Hernandez
>shutter my house >mfw I see all the plebs who didn't do anything to protect their houses enjoy your windows being broken and nignogs jumping inside
Sebastian Nguyen
Crocnados tend to pop up in gatocanes, I hope you have gator rated Windows.
Oliver Williams
yup
Jace White
Someone post the giant ass picture of Irma covering the globe
Andrew Torres
we need to meme this into reality
Eli Lee
Kek grants happenings as necessary.
Caleb Bailey
NOLA was a mistake anyways. Just accept it's inevitable loss in 4 days time
Andrew Diaz
>All these fags saying happening's over >Not realizing it's going to have 18 hours in the hot waters of the gulf before hitting Florida >Not realizing Katrina was Cat 3 when it destroyed New Orleans >Not realizing Harvey was teetering on the edge of Cat 4 when it hit Texas
Guys please
Ryder Taylor
Be funny as hell for it completely miss Florida and decide to pay New Orleans a visit. So much panic for nothing.
Elijah Robinson
>thinking memes actually do anything You're no better than "we prayed and God answered us with action!' fuckers.
Gabriel Diaz
trump election
Connor Brown
12z GFS CAT 5 AGAIN
Carter Fisher
>you will never watch Captain Stabbin' throw another girl off of his boat after fucking her
why live?
Ian Moore
gee what happened last week
Jason Diaz
Anyone else who decided to ride it out in SE Florida feeling smug as hell this morning?
Josiah White
thank the commies
Hunter Cook
I must say, this is so much entertainment for us /eurobros/.
Thank you based Floridians for being the sacrificial lambs for our own amusement. You niggas gonna die and your houses & cars utterly BTFO, while we observe all this and are /comfy as fuck/ from a very safe distance. Too bad there isn't a operating nuclear plant in danger of exploding in tons of radioactive energy to contaminate all of Florida and the surrounding states..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots!
Daniel Garcia
I'm in the happening-proof north
Gabriel Gomez
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
Bentley Gutierrez
The Atlantic ocean is name after the Atlas Mountains of North West Africa
Christopher Campbell
As Millions evacuate , hundreds of Media people turn up to get that story.
the irony 'run for your lives. media exempt'
James Clark
If it doesn't turn it will go into the gulf and regain a ton of power.
Adrian Campbell
>post yfw Irma ended up being just a meme
Ethan Hernandez
Are you retarded? It's a massive storm you eurocuck
All these people who don't want to look stupid as fuck when they start begging the thread to send help for them because they didn't want to be called a pussy.
Joshua Martinez
The super warm water between Florida and Cuba is not good
Luke Johnson
Locals just hunkered down like usual (boarded & shuttered windows, stocked up on supplies). Transplants, yankees,tourists & part-timers/snowbirds chimped out days ago and started running. Amusingly, many of these (((evacuees))) managed to panic so early that they evacuated themselves CLOSER to the storm's new course. Mostly now I'm just enjoying the calm before the next few days of power outages. That's what's actually going to suck.
Dylan Richardson
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Josiah Young
fake news this storm is NOT happening, I predicted this days ago
Parker Morris
communists took one for the team. thanks cuba-bros
Julian Jackson
Typical women. A lot of tallk no action.
Caleb Rivera
When the Swiss migrated to the US back in the 1800s they always chose the highlands. As far up as you could climb in the Appalachian mountains. Smart people
Carter Cox
I wanted this to hit Miami. Is there even a happening anymore?
Jayden Murphy
Wow thanks Cuba
Carson Thomas
Rolling for Nola or Houston hit
Aaron Diaz
Is that hail?
Joshua Wilson
But it isn't; rather, it won't be. Irma is smarter than most hurricanes. She's just lulling Floridians and South Carolinians into a false sense of security.
Jace Russell
gfs is a joke
Connor Edwards
Just turn on CNN
Hudson Gomez
>hurricane misses >But floods entire state
Thomas Collins
cuck flavor
Luis Gray
no one anticipated that happening so it wasn't a happening
