No war

>no war
>no nuke
>no missile
>earthquake harmless
>hurricane downgraded

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Hillary wasn't elected.

>peace and prosperity day declared on 9/9, not 9/11

Nothing is gonna happen in 14 days, huh?

just wait 2 weeks
btw yoko is best waifu

Latvia, Estonia and that irrelevant one will cease to be by the end of the month.

just wait for september 23, something (read: fucking nothing) will happen!

saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/mission/grand-finale/overview/
some people say that the saturn could explode next week
because NASA wants to shoot the spacecraft cassini into saturn. cassini is full of plutonium-238 which could fuck up the planet.

You must be a PhD in Physics. An honor to witness your wisdom.

This is fear mongering, user

As much as you want happenings, you cannot truly have them for thousands of years has passed without true catastrophic events on a earth scale.

The elites wants to make sure we feel fear, and that we are divided by filthy migrants who come into our country.

It will be a big happening. You will see.

> 60 dead
> harmless

Actually Lithuania is the most relevant one of the bunch, although Estonia is a bit smarter and more wealthy. Latvia I don't even know why they are a country, their biggest cities are more Slav than Latvian. Nothing will fucking happen. Again.

They're equally butthurt about everything, though

Smallpox used to kill millions of people each year not that long ago. Every year was an Ebola year back then. We just live in times when nothing fucking happens.

>>no nuke
>>no missile
Nah
As you already know, Kim loves surprise.
So he does nothing when he is drawing lots of attenttion.
He'll definitely do something "funny" soon.

i said some people said it!

Saturn exploding might lift my spirits for a day or two I suppose

143 million burgers had their identity stolen because of a diversity hire and the financial services company that fucked them over waited until all its managers had unloaded all their shares before it told anyone.
I'm not sure if that counts as a happening but it made me jej.
You know anybody who buys your info can fuck with you forever right?
They probably already have your life for sale on the Dark Net burgers.

...

It was confirmed that NSA spies on every burger every second of their life and nobody even cares about it anymore.

>earthquake harmless
TELL THAT TO THE FUCKING BARBUDANS

How it will always be. Forced to endure a never changing, uneventful, and boring world. This is hell.

>he fell for the happening meme
Enjoy destroying your life by the constant anticipation of a catastrophe.

im sure if that happens some shit would fly at us and kill us
no worries my friend,
something will happen this month

>D.A.K
lmao who actually thought this was a real happening?

2016 and 2017 were so lame.

Checkd

this, we fucking monumentally

>fucked up monumentally
like my post

>he fell for the memes
Nothing will happen aside from the slow degradation of all mankind into a cesspool of degenerate, monotonous emptiness only to eventually be replaced by robots and AI that serve the elite/Jews and ensure their positions are never threatened.

There is no hope, everything is futile. It will all be in vain eventually.

We fucking monumentally.

Oh look. Another nothing burger. This board lives in a perpetual "ITS HAPPENING" when nothing is actually happening. Go outside you fucking idiots, there is life to be lived. The internet is rotting your brain.

B-BUT IT'S HAPPENING

It was the day Assange was taken

>17.10.17
IT STILL COMES

Shit, the dragon will be cast down to earth.

t-thanks

What was the point of all the fear!?!?

If ayy lmaos are real, they aren't going to just ignore us after blowing up another celestial body. Should be interesting.

Maybe...Kek doesn't exist...

>another
what did he mean by this?