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I'm gonna need the Pidgin version of the article.

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THEES WHORE OF BABYLON HAS NOT LEARNED HER LESSONS

Why do you need make up if you wear a trash bag over your head anyways?

sexier with the burns tbqh

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how wey dey dem do dey makeup after dem get acid attack

>whore of Babylon
Larp better

>a man spreading his legs too wide on the subway is literal rape
>but having acid be thrown on your face for being raped is empowering

Boy, feminism suuuuuure is wacky.

Will BBC start writing articles telling women to keep their mouths shut?

Best timeline

Don't you have prayer rug you should be cleaning?

why are muzzies so cute

We also need an article about how to clean up the broken furniture after your husband beats you

>cleaning
>in Canada
m8, you can't get maple syrup out of anything

its a joke spergmeister

Because they're submissive like most females were before communism took hold of them.

this. i don't understand their accent

Scientists have predicted what the average Brit will look like in 2030, ...and it's beautiful!

Kek

We should meme the cover of a cosmo with these types of stories.
>"Makeup tips every acid attack survivor should know."
>"Top 10 ways to tell if your man is about to take another wife."

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Underrated

>"Death to infidels! - 10 Peaceful methods for converting nonbelievers through violence"

Not so much that we should do it, we have to do it

>Learn how to keep ypir whore mouth shut in 2017

10/10

I'm so sick of this being the new normal.

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>"The number one trick to pleasuring yourself without a clitorous."

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Holy fuck. We could make an entire satirical magazine like this.
>except it's not really satire.

>British problems

How to do Dishes with a Broken Arm

How can brits ever hope to recover.

5 best burka colors for hiding bruises

Lol this bitch is complaining about makeup look at this guy

lol ballsack for a chin

This

still looks better than present brit cucks. fucking faggots have elected a terrorist as their mayor.

5 places you MUST go when your man allows you to leave the house.

wey dem what u wid da makeup wey dem acid splash

>it's real

too real

How to care for your husband's new infant bride

Top 5 to get along with the others in the harem

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He still looks better than that acid chick.

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I'm surprised BBC allows comments.

K I'm in

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