/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - ENDMYLIFE EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
>Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida

IRMA RUNDOWN
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>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle


LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

>Livecam Meta Site 2
viewsync.net/watch?v=o9LlC-8qouY&t=0&v=OUhXfVNW-Jg&t=0&v=eNCwj35OwmI&t=0&v=aXDKzccIOa0&t=0&mode=solo

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=04xOsNW7zTA
youtube.com/channel/UCGcG0obSC6JIpyRhd2KsG_g/live
youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDw
radar.weather.gov/ridge/Conus/southeast_loop.php
youtube.com/watch?v=OUhXfVNW-Jg
youtu.be/gaErEed7UPI
cyclocane.com/irma-storm-tracker/
miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article171996022.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

qchek is better then publix

first for shithole tampa getting destroyed

Tampa is kill.

Just walked out of my comfy tomb to see what its like outside.

Neighborhood is dead quiet. Most houses are all boarded up.
Mexicans next door have nothing covering their windows, they have tarps over their cars with tires holding it down on top, and they tied a palm tree to their lamp post.

fucking hell

Irma heading to gulf.

Will it hit Huston?

I must say, this is so much entertainment for us /eurobros/.

Thank you based Floridians for being the sacrificial lambs for our own amusement. You niggas gonna die and your houses & cars utterly BTFO, while we observe all this and are /comfy as fuck/ from a very safe distance. Too bad there isn't a operating nuclear plant in danger of exploding in tons of radioactive energy to contaminate all of Florida and the surrounding states..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots!

stop making new threads every 5 minutes you fucktards

Boomers on the east coast are now taking shutters off of their houses and staying beachside through the storm

We know. But there is also a big storm coming for Tampa.

Rick Scott has a very important message for everyone in Florida

youtube.com/watch?v=04xOsNW7zTA

John began making my order at 12 08pm at dominos

727 fag here.

Fucking hurry up I want mt hurricane pizza NOWWWWWWW

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I must say, this is so much entertainment for us /eurobros/.

Thank you based Floridians for being the sacrificial lambs for our own amusement. You niggas gonna die and your houses & cars utterly BTFO, while we observe all this and are /comfy as fuck/ from a very safe distance. Too bad there isn't a operating nuclear plant in danger of exploding in tons of radioactive energy to contaminate all of Florida and the surrounding states..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots!

Orlando Stream here:

youtube.com/channel/UCGcG0obSC6JIpyRhd2KsG_g/live

wont get bad till tonight/sunday but hopefully it gets interesting for you guys.

So is it still happening??? Hearing disappointing reports on Irma weakening..

STANDING

nice copy paste faggot

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID THAT HAPPEN

IT JUST JUMPED AND IS INSTANTLY RIGHT ABOUT TO HIT FLORIDA

MEME VORTEX?

those tires are going to pummel your house user.

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDw

anyone else here started eating their hurricane goodies?
its not happening

EVEN

FURTHER

WEST

inb4 it crashes into new orleans with no preparation

fucking dumbasses

So is West Florida now at risk?

I vote for nuclearcane

checked

no

Prepare your funeral.

quit being an attention fag

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KATRINA 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

its /happening/
>the core is still there and its going to 90F water

Tampa's still gonna get rekt

Winds are getting stronger. This is the end.

Cuba sucked up too much energy and stole our happening.

Probably landing at a cat 3. Also a huge westward shift, Miami won't be getting much of it.

west EVERYTHING is at risk

Pretty much over. They are saying light winds only in key west..

timestamp?

pics please
you might need them at some later date anyway

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Alright lads I'm going to Circle K™ to get me a 79¢ x-large
You lads want me to pick up anything while I'm there?

kek

Any sites where one can gamble on the death count?

Mfw both the lamp post and palm tree fuck up their cars

>keeps going West
Houston

Stale already

they arent saying that at all

fucking based

checked

>yfw Jose actually pulls a 360

No.

Going to the gulf and back to cat 5 happening.

/comfy/
>tfw no cool weather ever happens where i live
should i fly to murrica for the next big hurricane?

HAHAHAHAHA IT'S JUST GOING TO AVOID FLORIDA ALTOGETHER

FLORIDA CONFIRMED ALPHA STATE

checked

Its getting stronger after Cuba as we speak

Obviously they're fobs and never been there.
Also telemundo told them to do that and give zero fucks

checked

some people just can't handle the orange flavored dick

/easttrending/ again?

Category 3? That is a stiff breeze.

It won't do that much. There just isn't enough distance between Cuba and Florida for Irma to recharge.

who cares.

>when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away

SHES COMING INTO VIEW
radar.weather.gov/ridge/Conus/southeast_loop.php
CAM GETTING TOO COMFY FOR COMFORT
youtube.com/watch?v=OUhXfVNW-Jg

Am I dead? Is there anywhere to run to?

Florida bros reporting in yet? 407 east side of Orlando here. Have plenty of food, water, beer, and ammo. Hoping it keeps going west so I don't see any power disruptions and wrecks nigsborrough county. Looting and rioting in Tampa would be max comfy after the storm.

No paper on me, sorry. Only spraypaint.

Happening canceled. Why the fuck does it always go down like this?

>Tied a palm tree to lamp post

What? Why? That makes no sense

It weakened to a 3, but will likely be 4 again by the time it hits Tampa, which is still a very strong storm, not to mention that this one is

T H I C C

rip in peace

IM READY.. TO GET /COMFY/

youtu.be/gaErEed7UPI

Rain on the camera!

For those in north SARASOTA

Got word from a neighbor that the National Guard is or will be setting up a command post in the complex where Detweiler's market and the dollar theater is.

Bout time they decide to suck air and let the air suck them for a chance

you can run off a building

then you'll be dead before the hurricane kills you

Some of the projected paths have it headed straight for Houston.
cyclocane.com/irma-storm-tracker/

35 min ago

What the everloving fuck is going on

>65mph
>bad

Hey lights friend! I didn't realize you live near to me. Also 407 in east Orlando.

Are they trying to save the Palm Tree or the lamp post??

Its gonna hit Houston. 120% gonna hit Houston. The weather people are always wrong and this is no exception. Kek isnt done killing illegals. Houston is fucked

Uncooked spaghetti model

Everglades gets hit... Gators pushed inland and eat cats and small children

When and where?

Shut up, faggot.
Irma's just resting a bit, preparing for its last job.

link to stream

why are those 2 people casually walking by

TAMPAFAGS AND /Pinellas/ LADS REPORT THE FUCK IN
GETTIN A BIT WINDY HERE BOYS
I'M S-SURE WE'LL BE OK

Never ever run in a bad storm. You'll lose footing and be carried off.

From this article:

miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article171996022.html

No, you're basing your trend on the limited dimensionality of the core rinding along the contours of Cuba, and not the historical track.

Irma has not changed direction since it began.

Core will retain West past Florida and Cuba; warm Gulf waters will supercharge to cat 5.

Like there are no illegals in Florida.

727 Reporting in, northern pinellas county about a mile from the bay at most.

That would be the ultimate troll.

I suppose its a nice break from all the lorry attacks and rapefugees blackening your women.

KEK is rewarding our state for its dedication to chaos and shitposting. Houston about to get that combocane

By this I mean physically running, not fleeing to a safe place which you should.