/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - EVACUCUCKS BTFO EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Hurricane force winds expected in the Florida Keys by daybreak on Sunday
>Strengthening as Irma moves away from Cuba and over warmer waters

>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST


IRMA RUNDOWN
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>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle


LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Jeff
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

>Pastebin Stream List
pastebin.com/cgnmg8mg

>Comfy Antigua and Barbuda Caribbean Radio
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/WNTjrsLOuHo
youtube.com/watch?v=JZvTR7861Yk
notehub.org/hhevl
flhurricane.com/flradar.php
youtube.com/watch?v=GDpmVUEjagg
kachelmannwetter.com/de/modellkarten/euro/6e236e3abfcfc8fc6dafe493bf395276/windrichtung-windmittel/20170911-0300z.html
youtube.com/watch?v=X7ld45pUueQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

fpbp

you can only reply to this post if you a real nigga and you're gonna go outside during the hurricane

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>Houston gets hit by every storm for the rest of the season

i live 20mins north of tampa.
how fucked am i?

Thank God I was born in the Midwest.

Where the fuck is that guy posting Publix subs I need to know how the tendies are also go suck a dick Tim Hortons

youtu.be/WNTjrsLOuHo

F

are you on the coast?

>tfw at the blue dot

getting worried here, lads

Add this to your list OP

youtube.com/watch?v=JZvTR7861Yk

If you survive the storm the looters will kill you

If you're a real Floridian you'll be fine because you'll have boarded up your windows and gotten supplies ready.

You are a real Floridian... right?

nah. country. mostly farms in my area

Kek

>IT WILL WEAKEN IN TO A TROPICAL STORM
I hope that fagget is larping

For some reason I expect to be disappointed. Irma will be strong yes, but I imagine it wont be some Cat5/6 monster. And Florida has a better handle on hurricanes than Texas. Prepare for a boringburger

It won't strengthen. It will only continue to weaken from a 2 to a 1 and everyone in Florida will be ok

i have supplies.
but i live in an apartment..... so my windows aren't boarded.

Will land as CAT 4 144 MPH winds

You're right. This isn't katrina 2, and most people here know how to deal with this.

Chill, bro. According to the map legend, blue means only 10-15 knot winds

Right here

Go go dont be nothingburger

It won't be that strong. Cat 1 best case scenario for happeningfags, but likely tropical storm.

Srry guys happening over. Will only be a trpoical storm when it reaces south Florida.

Florida is going to get rekt. RIP

No true cucko

I'm not in the blue. I drew a blue dot on the map if you look that's where I am.

>tfw 4 day weekend off from work in Orlando

fuck yeah, bitch storm

It definitely will not be strong. If you actually bother researching, you'll see that it will only continue to weaken and become a tropical storm

ready

Fuck you Hippy!

I loved this show since St. Martin. Keep going burger friends.

Be prepared go back to work Faggot. Happeningfag scum you will not be hit, by that time it will dissipate

Well then you're dead

Lol

Under the current guidence, it would be a Cat 4 with big storm surges that hits the keys and Tampa hard.

Not sure what city/county but on Fox news they just said they had a 4pm curfew in effect. How many fucking niggers do you have when you have to have a curfew that early?

>genuine incels thinking thier gut feeling is worth anything

>tfw at the white dot
JUST

key largo here. hunkered down in the basement. will keep you updated

Need to nail your door shut

National Guard in Sarasota

RIP

It was a bad joke, sorry

IT WON'T BE A FUCKING CAT 4. IT WILL ONLY BE A TROPICAL STORM BY THEN YOU FILTHY FUCKING HAPPENINFAG SCUM!

If wishes were fishes we all cast nets user.

Wishing for something and getting something is not the same thing. Otherwise I would be fucking alexis bledel right now.

Screws hold better than nails.

Oh boy

Whats a bigger happening? Florida getting hit after preparing for a hurricane, or NOLA getting nailed while everyone reacts scrambling?

This isn't a wish anymore. I fucking KNOW it will only be a tropical storm.

>basement
Bullshit

Gun confiscation patrol

>Floridians without ARs and tons of ammo
Nice meme.
Totally bunkered up with lots of supplies. Just enjoying the power/charging electronics before the inevitable outages.

Ya you are going to die

It not the most stupid idea if you have a pre-92 structure.

notehub.org/hhevl

24 Streams, removed dead ones

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Cold dead hands, something something...

You forgot the moat and drawbridge. You might not make it but there's still time.

"Don't cry buttercup, I still have enough room on my cart for some condoms and whip cream"

flhurricane.com/flradar.php

Zalgo comes!

It's going to dodge Florida and go hit NOLA

OH FUCK JADE HELM

OBAMA IS GOING TO GRAB YOUR GUNS AND SEND YOU TO A FEMA CAMP

THE HURRICANE IS JUST A FRONT

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I BET YOU FUCKING HOMOS $5000000000000000000 IRMA WOULDN'T HIT FLORIDA, PAY UP YOU RETARDED FAGGOT KEKS, YOU EVACUATED FOR NOTHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAYBE NOW YOU LOSERS WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO OLDFAGS

>Storm with 125 mph winds goes offshore in warm gulf waters and falling apart to a tropical storm.

Denial is not just a river in eygpt

Nope just because you wish for it to be a tropical storm. It will now hit harder than ever imagined. Your eternal whining and pleading will feed it. So when this hurricane hits and devastates the states more than anyone thought possible. Know it was your tears that fed the storm.

I'm close friends with their communications director so I watch out of courtesy
Main channel I check when I give a shit is fox13, mainly because I've got to third base with Epstein but also because I know half the cast personally and whenever I do anything with them they're much nicer to me than I deserve

NOLA getting nailed

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FUCK OFF YANKEES WE'RE FULL

Irma visits Tampa and then heads to New Orleans

youtube.com/watch?v=GDpmVUEjagg

>i-it's going to turn any moment now

You don't have a generator? Stupid faggot

Brutal winds for Key West and the entire West Coast for Florida from the latest EURO model,

kachelmannwetter.com/de/modellkarten/euro/6e236e3abfcfc8fc6dafe493bf395276/windrichtung-windmittel/20170911-0300z.html

EMM HELLO FLORIDA ANONS CAN YOU FUCKING GTFO YOUR FAT ARSES AND MAKE A PERISCOPE OF ALL THE LOOTING AND SHIT?

>Florida
>Looters
Nigger you don't know a god damn thing about our states gunlaws do you?
Two words, flim flam

>boarding up your windows
Not a real Floridian.

Got my swimming trunks, goggles, and lifesaver. I'm ready

fuck this life
i just started unfucking my life and now i'll probably be destroyed

>enrolled in college
>got a job
>dating a girl from my gym
now its all about to literally go in the wind

This hurricane needs to hit and be done with all these stupid fucks from FL are shitting my state up

See this? This is the likely forecast by tomorrow morning. How fucking bad will you cry when there's no happening?

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>using a generator to post on Sup Forums/run non-appliances
>not using it to only power essentials
Come on now. Even I'm not that dedicated to shitposting.

Also in a storm the likelihood of you actually getting in trouble are essentially nil

>mfw have no hurricaneloli to tenderly love with my penis

>very elderly grandparents live in Fort Myers
>decided a few days ago not to evacuate because grandpa is too frail for major travel
>they are staying in an """"official government shelter""""

Those shelters are safe right? They're gonna make it right?

Now reaching +30 knot gusts and pressure under 1000.

>Ban assault storms

Doesn't exist
They call us the Gunshine state for a reason
Katrina was a special case cuz niggers

AESTHETIC

They'll be fine. It'll weaken to a tropical storm then dissipate.

Breh...

This stream should be added to the next OP. It's a livecam from Key West and there are people getting rekt by the crashing surf.

> youtube.com/watch?v=X7ld45pUueQ

which state?

>my life's falling apart
>at home getting drunk in key largo

welp