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YAAAAAS QUEEEEN SHE'S BACK **COLBERT PRE-GAME WATCH THREAD*
Jackson Lopez
Easton Richardson
I wonder what they're going to talk about.
Ian Turner
Can't wait for the drumpftard screeching
Brandon Stewart
She's so brave.
Liam Young
Please let her announce her third run, pretty pretty prease.
Camden Brown
I have literally never met anyone more obsessed with Hillary than Trump and his cucked little gaggle alt-right shitposters.
Hillary is the definition of rent free.
Aiden Robinson
>Hillary
Who?
Brody Campbell
Nah she's either gonna run for NY mayor or she made some deals to be VP on the Dem ticket in 2020.
Adam Morgan
[UNNATURAL LAUGHING INTENSIFIES]
Parker Moore
>I have literally never met
sounds about right, considering nothing you said is true or makes sense.
subtle shit post props my friend
Xavier Ward
>Married to a serial cheater
>Failed running for president twice despite half the DNC being in her pocket
>It's the trump supporters who are cucks though!
Oh I am laffin
Nathaniel Watson
Literally who?
Hunter Harris
How many Wisconsin jokes will they make?
David Murphy
Anyone have that weird reflection pic of Hillary?
Hopefully a ton
Easton Stewart
[Sup Forums screeching intensifies]
Logan Carter
Didn't she shame Obama for being a nigger muslim? That's pretty BASEDXD.
Ryder James
Trumplet rage kino incoming!
Asher Green
>VP on the Dem ticket in 2020
what fool would agree to that? can't they see they'd be popped 5 minutes after swearing in?
Nathaniel Clark
Why would Trump supporters be mad? They're always winning.
Josiah Garcia
Imagine letting libtards actually rally behind her again and give themselves enough sheer undeserved and unreliable confidence that they back the least popular woman in the world for ANOTHER run for the White House in 2020 and she doesn't campaign in half the country again and still loses and still blames every single factor but herself. God the lulz.
Lincoln Barnes
The only thing Trump has accomplished so far was kicking out trannies from the military.
Henry Martinez
Theadly reminder that SHE WON the popular vote (which means SHE WAS DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED)
i cant wait for all the hilarious jokes colbert is going to make about how undemocratic our country is, how terrible drumpf is doing, how Clinton's rational no-fly zone Syria policy would've worked better than DRUMPF's retarded war mongering and genocide in the middle east, and how fucking hideous and unfit for life that ugly orange blumpfkin is.
Adrian Rivera
I really hope she runs again in 2020.
Leo Thomas
>literally zero campaign promises fulfilled
>most hated president of all time
>most hated supporters of all time
>entire """moment"" is now universally viewed as a complete joke
Drumpf considers this "winning". HA!
Benjamin Collins
YASSSS
Ayden Adams
>Trump is using DACA to get rid of BROWN PEOPLE
>I wish we could use IMPEACH to get rid of Trump hue hue hue
>audience stands up and cheers and chants Stefan over and over
Justin Morris
Oh, boy! I can't wait to hear her blame everyone else for her failings, and not accept she's just a generally shitty person!
Jaxon Clark
YAAAAASSS SLAY
Jack Richardson
>Drumpf
Ryder Price
Sup Forums please
Charles Anderson
>Clinton's rational no-fly zone Syria policy
The one that meant decalring war on Russia? The #draftourdaughters plan?
Jackson Gray
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
Adam Hall
i'm a dirty degenerate liberal and I think she wouldve been an awful president
Asher Rivera
Say it with me
MADAME
Xavier Edwards
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Aaron Brooks
No matter how much she shits on Sanders, he keeps backing her. Is he afraid she'll have him killed?
Hudson Garcia
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Zachary Evans
Clinton has lots of moles in the FBI. He's currently under investigation so if Clinton gets mad with Bernie all she needs to do is call a few people to make him go away.
Joshua Howard
keep slobbering on "le bassedddd" Putin's cock clumpfkin.
Hillary understood that the kremlin only understands one language and would do whatever was needed to communicate our western ideals of democracy and tolerance to them, unlike the traitorous coward Drumpfy plumpfy.
Carson Taylor
And to be more responsive in times of natural disasters than the previous 3 presidents.
And grant more needed resources and funding to a rusted military
And prevent the useless payment plant of the Paris accords
And increase illigal immigrant deportation and crack down on the human trafficking occuring through illigal immigration enforcement.
And force the two parties to shit themselves over a populist movement
Joseph Mitchell
>so donald trump i mean come on donald trump i mean seriously donald trump nuclear launch codes trump trump
>audience stands up and cheers
Cooper Richardson
You would be stupid not to be afraid of Hillary t b h. She's a savage.
Connor Reed
No, Bernie is just the epitome of a cuck.
Jaxon Campbell
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Carson Brown
They should just preemptively call the show "The Roast of Bernie Sanders and why Hillary lost"
Henry Clark
Why won't Bernie take the hint and go away forever?
Caleb Powell
reminder that Hillary's virtue signalling voters lost her the election
Leo Anderson
This
Jaxon Reyes
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Jace Bell
Ban evading is against the rules
James Miller
you lost
Brandon Cruz
Why would they screech? Hillary is probably their favorite person in the world. Nothing hurts the democrats more than giving Hillary a microphone.
Colton Diaz
He has grand children and great grand children to worry about. Thats literally the reason he fell in line last summer.
Jordan Kelly
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Cooper Brooks
>This victim complex
The majority of her campaign was focused on attacking and insulting everyone. Not just the other candidates but their supporters too.
Brody Thompson
>hurr durr there is only one person here with that picture and he is banned!!!!1111!!
Spamming off topic pol shit is against the rules, friendo
David King
Bernie cucks hard for Hillary and gets this in return and yet he still insists on defending Hillary to attack Trump, America would be gone if this """man""" was president
Isaiah Sanchez
What actually makes me wonder is who the democrats are going to put up against Trump? She's the only one that has any sort of public persona, other than Joe Biden (and that's just 'cause he was VP for 8 years). The democrats need to be building up their own demagogue from like 6 months ago so he can go up against Trump.
Landon Johnson
You can never take this away from her.
Nolan King
And ban evading is against the rules
Ayden Thomas
where are the proofs
Hunter Murphy
That Hawaiian woman seems like a good candidate, compared to Hillary at least.
Aiden Howard
Luke Evans
Who is ban evading? Are you projecting?
Jaxson Jones
...
Jason Phillips
why would he be nervous if he won? i don't understand
Eli Gray
lmao the democrats hate her more than bernie.
whoever the dems put up, it will be a young black man.
Easton Sullivan
The mobile poster spamming the same images over and over. And again ban evading is against the rules
Jose Morales
FINALLY /ourpresident/ is BACK
Aaron Flores
Insert magapedes.jpg
Jason Lopez
ITT: Metafilter megafaggots that need to return to MeFi. Shrillary Klanton will never be president. Give up.
Colton Brown
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Easton Richardson
remember when she got booed on that show when bernie was still in the running?
Parker Foster
not in the popular vote
Jace Nguyen
>muh leftypol mobile poster boogeyman
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Ayden Walker
>former Trump voter here.
How can you be a former Trump voter? Did you vote for him in the primaries and not in the presidential election?
Tyler Parker
It's a meme ya dip
Christopher Mitchell
who is the president?
Nolan Martinez
That's as if Connor McGregor said he won the fight against Mayweather because more people were cheering for him.
Jayden Martin
After 9 months of Trump I am ready for Her!
Oliver Mitchell
youtube.com
HOW do we stop him, bros and sisters? The D word. He will kill my black queer friend? Pls help.
Andrew Powell
>im just a silly old lady whoops i dunno how to use a cellphone or emails lolololo
wasn't one of the benghazi deaths a goon? how did the 10 bucks club feel about that?
Jace Jackson
Robert Mugabe, prove me wrong
Jordan Lopez
probably who's to blame for her loss.
Brandon Stewart
Drumphy took muh scoops!!!
Noah Thompson
Oh, the mods simply moved this thread from Sup Forums to Sup Forums. That's why it seemed familiar.
Nicholas Allen
Jeremiah Robinson
ahahaha you fuckers are on pol now
Grayson Parker
She finna slaay!
Carson Brooks
Lowest ratings ever. A has been and a never was crying about how a real winner cheated them!
Nolan Kelly
Holy shit. You spergs need to spread this like wildfire.
Hunter Cooper
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Levi Lewis
Just reading "yaaas" pisses me off
Fuck off with your ghetto meme
Michael Nguyen
What feat of strength will she perform this time?
Juan Jenkins
Xavier Gray
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Alexander Butler
You pull and twist it, don't you ? Dip sauces are way harder than normal pickle jars though
Samuel Smith
based mods keeping Sup Forums in Sup Forums
Charles Martinez
wow she really is insane
Ayden Miller
she's going to be salty for the rest of her life about this