Brit/pol/ - Metropolitan Police Service edition

>Hurricane Irma shitting up the colonies,follow the progress live
www.express.co.uk/news/weather/851037/Hurricane-Irma-track-update-path-Florida-NOAA-latest-news-live-models-2017-NHC-map
>Montserrat avoided (mainly)
>Anguilla hit, niggers and Caroline Lucas seeking gibs
>Turk and Caicos islands hit with category 5 full force, but no one died. Hospital roof blown off.

>Theresa May "should have walked": Top Tory Donor
unvis.it/politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/conservative-party/theresa-may/news/88846/theresa-may-‘hopeless-and-weak’

>Chief whip Mark Harper set to enter Tory leadership race
unvis.it/blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/09/another-name-enters-the-tory-leadership-frame

>Downing street wank themselves off to how good their responce supposedly has been to Hurricane Irma
unvis.it/theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/08/uk-response-to-hurricane-irma-was-swift-says-no-10

>Argentina have ‘ceased to be a capable military force’
unvis.it/ukdefencejournal.org.uk/argentina-ceased-capable-military-force/?utm_source=TW&utm_medium=Twitter&utm_campaign=social

>Poor woman harassed by dangerous far right white males at work
unvis.it/libdemvoice.org/is-this-any-way-to-treat-a-work-colleague-layla-moran-jeered-as-she-questions-pm-about-childcare-55187.html

>MPs to begin scrutiny of vital withdrawal bill
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41182561

>Scotland’s deficit figures show that the UK works
unvis.it/blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/09/scotlands-deficit-figures-show-ptg-that-the-uk-works

>School bans girls from wearing skirts as it brings in gender-neutral uniform
unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/school-bans-girls-from-wearing-skirts-as-it-brings-in-gender-neutral-uniform-11023265

>Rees-Mogg defiant over abortion row: Catholic Tory MP says it is wrong to abort babies - even in rape cases
unvis.it/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4860100/Rees-Mogg-defiant-abortion-row.html

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bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
yourbrexit.co.uk/news/anger-as-youtube-removes-video-of-nigel-farage-speaking-about-immigration-and-islam/
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hello /r/unitedkingdom

What's with all the EU flags?

F

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/07/last-night-proms-audience-members-get-two-free-eu-flags-turn/

It's only in Albert hall. Hyde park full of British flags

FUCKING NO REEE
He was in love again! He was gonna die but the boy came into his life!
And when he found that love he just fucking died
worst fucking move ever

>pay to view

>love

I love this shit

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

I'll take a shit on your chest while you sleep

I am still extremely unhappy that this exists.

im drunk and wishing there was a happening because I'm so bored with life, will Isisniggers just hurry up and blow something up!!!! Run over some people! Tip over a wheeliebin in the name of allah, something! Faggots.

Got a bunch of good news this week. What news have you had anons? I hope it's been good.

anyone from london should just off themselves

Tbf just shows how many EUcucks go. No one is forcing them to wave the flag

Will the autists with the horns please stfu

No you won't you poof

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It's part of the song, mate

wtf since when was I a Euro

Lost my virginity to a girl (female)

THIS IS A DISAAAABLED CUBICLE

BUT STILL WE GOT THE BEST SEATS OF THEM AAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

>222
WITNESSED

>who

I could've sworn some of the older recordings don't have horns

We don't want forgiveness from traitors, only their heretical heads on sticks.

Alright lads. I went to the local pub for a couple of pints and saw one of those really flamboyant poofs.

Ruined my night.

sent my licence away to change address, and it hasn't returned yet

@140927201
t. MI5

When will they sing this in the Proms? youtube.com/watch?v=yui4zkZQwCA

You should really flip that user.

Good god. Enjoy non-wizardry.

Don't worry lad. He's an evolutionary dead end

men can be female too

It's your fault if you were too scared to kiss him.

was about ask a girl for her number then pussied out.

theres no coming back from this tbqh

Ah, perhaps. I've only watched the past few years

But...why not...ask again on Monday?

Just be a girl yourself and date guys it's not any easier but it's more worth it if you do succeed.

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So my brother is turning 16 in just over two weeks, what should I get him?

Checked.

I had a really nice holiday and came back to find my house hadn't been burgled and my underage tropical fish hadn't been bum raped by pakis in my absence. Excellent!

>Union Jacks outnumber EU flags 5-to-1 even in the Albert Hall

>shills will say there is a lot of EU support at the proms

>it's not any easier
Yeah when you're a poof.

Get him a nice bottle of something. But not too nice.

>unironically loving the bbc

I'm on a zero hour contract and work with her so i dont even know when i will see her next. could be a week, could be never again, people always comin and goin

Mirror behind the bar is it?

give him some money and a teapot
It will confuse him enough that he'll think there's some kind of meaning

Weed or money usually make the best gifts in my experience.

i quite like nightcore

PCSO's were a mistake
When the real police man turns up he gets beaten up with a batton

How the hell can people have any pride in flags like the EU and Canadian ones?

My flag represents our Christian heritage. It takes it's origins from the Patrons saints of the 3 Kingdoms that formed the UK. Our people have died under the UK flag (and the flags that make it up) for almost a thousand years. Every time I see the UK flag, I experience a huge sense of patriotic pride and duty, knowing how that flag was formed, the thousand year history it represents, and the people and deeds that made that flag (and the country it represents) come into being.

The EU flag was dreamed up by a bunch of smelly federalists in the 1950's. It represents nothing and has no historical basis.

How long did it take for the guy to cum?

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What channel are you lads watching the proms on?

Tfw listened to every single prom.

What fishies have you got user?

I'm currently planning some more fishfriends for mine.

Also I think I'm gonna watch this film tonight.

You have an HR woman right? She's in her 50s or so, she will either love that you're asking or hate it. Chance it to find out.

Just say (assuming the HR woman knows you) "I'd really like to work with [bird] again, I want to ask her on a date."

Aye lad, and Stormzy

last night of the proms m8

Lottery ticket as he can buy one now

Could be worse lad, tells us your good news then.

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Used to love the last night at the Proms, now the remoaners have completely politicised the event with their ugly flag.

Was refreshing to see not a single EU flag at any of the "Proms in the park" events.

>(((female)))

user, NOOOOOOOOOO

It's not my fault guys just are amazing and cute and just talking to them ties your stomach into knots I feel so sorry for anyone who still dates women.

BBC One

So funny. Hilarious.

Why are we responding to hurricane Irma at all? We're not a US state and not even close to becoming one.

>try to play along and wave my union jack
>end up minimising all my open windows

Why is Microsoft so anti-White?

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Hes a guy in his 40's. I guess i could give it a ask but hes one of those gossipy flamobyant faggots who would probably tell the whole store and the girl before i do

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THIS WAS THE CHARTER

National Lottery is shit.

I think I'll just buy a nice bottle of Laphroaig and have a talk with him about life and shit. He's one of those lads who's been through a load of shit in life yet isn't a degenerate thanks to my intervention.

>Farage videos getting removed from YouTube for hate speech

kek

yourbrexit.co.uk/news/anger-as-youtube-removes-video-of-nigel-farage-speaking-about-immigration-and-islam/

No matter how much training hype up of the mind, I will always prefer being drunk in social situations, better buzz, better hubris and confidence, don't care if degenerate or whatever.

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Yeah the british flag really means a lot, it's great that people like Nadiya Hussein, Stormzy, and Majid Nawaz are considered quintessentially british under that flag

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What the fuck is this lads

condom and a cheeky wink.

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Did you see that bloke in the Victorian uniform? Hit me in the feels.

>55

Cause of the colonies. Duh.

A Bible and a stern nod.

A true patriot.

I know, it gives me hope knowing he won't reproduce. Shame he can adopt kids though.

The one that saluted the Camera? I saluted back

>tfw I don't have enough bandwidth to watch the proms

I wish we still dressed fancy. We used to have a much more distinct national character. Now we're just a bland version of USA with some vapid characterization thrown in like liking tea and doctor who or whatever

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>army medical went through (TA)
>Got some really good news about a job
>Passed my [uni course] with a 1st.
>Mums gonna be ok.

I thought we were friends Rimmer :(

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It's on BBC1 lad