RUNDOWN ======== >About a third of Florida's population is under evacuation orders >Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours >Pressure 941 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >Traffic appears to be moving mostly freely now, but unless you have enough lead time and gas, driving at all is at this point inadvisable
NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Tropical storm-force winds expected in the Keys right around now >Strengthening as Irma moves away from Cuba and over warmer waters >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
TORNADO WARNING ISSUED IN BROWARD COUNTY THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dylan Reyes
No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the impending destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots
Jacob Hughes
did us east coasters /dodge-a-bullet/
maybe we wont lose power?
Ethan Fisher
When is the next update?
Hudson Barnes
need those Irma-chan lewds
Alexander Roberts
Daily reminder: illegal invaders from the south, NOT WELCOME
Jeremiah Wood
When does the 5PM update come out?
Ryder Carter
I ascended to the fifth dimension in the early morning where I received information that Irma will hit Houston
Xavier Ortiz
reminder irma taking a trip to the gulf is still on the table for us, if it does we are happening
Luis Myers
digits for miami hit
Jordan Parker
For all you Miami-fags that evacuated to Tampa... U DUN GOOFED
Christopher Rivera
6PM
Hunter Rodriguez
5PM
Leo Johnson
...
Leo Perry
>20% chance
Josiah Jackson
> tfw I didn't evacuate
Nathan Stewart
>Muricans, everyone.
Dominic Richardson
Just got a tornado warning in Broward. Any other 954 bros got it?
Brody Green
BOOOOOOORRRRIIIINNNNNGGGGGG
Aiden Bennett
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Carson Garcia
Good question m8 probably around FIVE FUCKING PM.
Who /FL/ and /prepped/ here?
407 reporting
Jaxson Garcia
5:45pm
Easton Hill
Now that the huri-kane's confirmed for not turning, which redneck state is it hitting, and is there a chance New Orleans will be kill? dup post
Jackson Sanchez
user, we got a 999 for tampa
Adam Morales
If it goes to the gulf I may be fucked. Please no digits
So is Irma a bust or is it still happening? I just got back from work
Brody Martinez
S
Brayden Morgan
holy shit
Parker Cruz
5AM
Xavier Perez
Irma chan pls visit GA
Austin Fisher
>category 3 You faggots would be scared of a breeze if you could
Henry Smith
reroll for miami hit
Michael Wright
Rolla for Nola
William Parker
I hope to fucking god that the west coast florida straits aren't powerful enough to make it right hook Tampa -- the gulf stream will save us or I'm literally dead >currently in an apartment with no shutters 1hr west of temple terrace
Levi Miller
Yup heres to hoping for another trip for Tampa ROLLIN
Justin Taylor
Can somebody post the florida virgin resident vs the chad stride for hurricanes?
Jack Nguyen
well if it goes by the gulf its going to take in all the warm air and would literally be the first cat 6.
the entire gulf region would be wasted
Connor Mitchell
What happened to her?
Jaxon Murphy
>tfw Tampa will die so Miami will live
I guess God likes hookers and blow.
Kevin Bennett
Florida: literally, abounding in flowers, named by Ponce de Len. Statehood granted in 1845, first governor William D. Moseley...flowing from the waters of the Kissimmee River to Lake Okeechobee and through the Everglades into Florida Bay. Along the way, nurturing a low, flat petri dish of extreme people. The rugged, the hopeful and the damned. Ridiculed as the place with no roots, no native residents and no culture, the land of shuffleboard and the nonregional, TV weatherman accent. But they’re not laughing anymore. Cocaine, Castro and carpetbaggers castrated with grooved grapefruit spoons that say ‘Life’s a Beach’ on the handle. New residents are interned in hot, dusty trailer parks populated entirely by assholes from Illinois. We get hit with storm after storm and walk through the rubble, whistling ‘ Dixie ’ and applying sunscreen. How does that stack up against your commonwealth? We don’t have great potatoes, we’re not the garden state, we aren’t proud to wear furry hats with earflaps and ‘Live free or die!” We’re a twenty-four-hour, dead-bolted, hair-on-the-back-of-your-neck, free-continental breakfast, death-wish vacation of a lifetime, not from concentrate. State motto? ‘Behind you!’
Eli Nelson
No just the time.
Jeremiah Miller
>>Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours Why the fuck does it keep getting weaker. Like 2 days ago it was was projected 180 plus when it hits florida. Can we make it stronger? I want to see some spics fly
Connor Bell
Rolling for Cuba hit and Cat 3 downgrade
Colton Harris
that worthless bitches eyewall is fucking pathetic. what a useless cunt.
Tyler Bell
I always liked Switzerland. Floridians have to master their environment too. Always thought there might be some kinship there.
Jace Hernandez
pls no irma please go visit texas like your senpai
Logan Evans
I have been watching this stream all day Chat is still spamming FAKE ______
its on cuba right now you double niggers, let it sit over the water for 6 hours and its back to cat 5
Nicholas Wright
Yeah popped up on the t.v fucking annoying was in tge middle of a movie.
Jaxon Wright
Is there an actual tornado going around us or it's just a precaution?
Josiah Rivera
can't believe i might go out a virgin any chance some tinder sluts might pity fuck me?
Luis Watson
Publix rep here. They banned me user. They hate us floridians and do not understand our tendies.
R E S I S T
Jack Harris
digits for miami hit
tampa is gay
Kayden Gomez
>just so happens to be on the southern-most part Yeah sure, user.
Benjamin Young
Because it gets weaker when it hits land you fucking idiot. Pay attention in school kid
Benjamin Harris
Irma take my energy!
Asher Brooks
A warning means it's fucking happening, not a watch
Brandon Phillips
Where my /Bradenton/ niggas at?
Juan Cox
First for it being a fucking big old nothing burger
It's going to be a tropical storm by Tampa
Elijah Mitchell
What's everyones emergency porn solution?
Zachary Green
How long until landfall?
Nolan Myers
Do any doppler radars show above 99 knots? Storm looking really fast.
Noah Garcia
what a legend
Carson Morris
...
Ethan Gray
It was nice knowing you Florida. Thanks for the orange juice and Zimmerman trial.
Tyler Robinson
>all of these Amerikeks bragging about their beloved fatty grocery stores
O I am laffin
Jose Thomas
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Isaiah Morgan
The weakening has been from the hurricane hitting significant landmass. Not from wind shear fucking it up. So it is expected to gain strength as it moves towards Fluorida.
Nathaniel Phillips
Your mom
Ian Smith
Cheers, mate. Natural selection is a beautiful thing.
Jose Sanchez
༼ つ _ ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY IRMA-CHAN ༼ つ _ ༽つ
Bentley Stewart
5PM is in 50 mi EBE Varadero Cuba 125mph 933mb wnw@9mph
Anthony Clark
We we doing fellow floridians?
I actually got a bit worried when I realized every grocery store near me was closed today. Fortunately, the local liquor store turned out to still be open, so now I'm all set.
Justin Peterson
There are two storms following Irma but they won't do damage. Happening averted.
Andrew Cook
5
Oliver Smith
...
Jack Cook
She's coming nerd and there isn't anything you can do to stop her.
Jordan Robinson
DIGITS FOR MIAMI DEATH
Jaxon Rogers
You faggot! Tampa is kill
Ian Mitchell
It’s an experiment in natural selectivity. We’re breeding a hardier genetic strain of American to build on the Forty-niners and Plains settlers in Conestoga wagons. The new Florida Sooners, Jimmy Buffett’s Grapes of Wrath Tour. Thousands come every year but few make the cut. Most are on vacation, but others are on business. And some are simply running toward the light. Men with beaten-dog looks driving carloads of dirty-faced kids. None of this is new to the old-timers. The outsiders just started coming here in big enough numbers to get the word out. But it’s been going on for hundreds of years, ever since the Europeans hacked and diseased the Indians in the name of God and gold, searching for the Fountain of Youth, which was recently discovered in the middle of a roadside attraction in St. Augustine. From the conquistadors and the Seminole Wars to the Civil War Battle of Olustee. The two Henrys-Flagler and Plant-running train tracks down both coasts. The railway that went to sea figuratively in 1912 and literally in the hurricane of 1935. Hemingway stumbling, scribbling and brawling his way through the Keys. German U-boats off Fort Myers. Jackie Gleason with a pitching wedge, launching divots the size of toupees. Cape Canaveral became Cape Kennedy until we said, ‘What were we thinking?’ and changed it back.
Jayden Myers
Wow looks like Irma turned into a real nothingburger huh?
Brayden Diaz
you have 2 million girls less than 1 mile from you about to die
