Central Florida, Reporting In

Hey Florida Sup Forums, show us your Hurricane Irma Preparation Kit.

Pic related. It's mine.

It's better than nuffin'

If you are in fla, might wanna board up those windows.

Let's be real, you don't need any of that. The hurricane is going to miss and nobody here is going to loot anything.

>an american who doesn't like food

wat?

Oy vey kek has spoken

Don't board anything up so that you have an excuse to kill niggers.

>Budweiser
>America
>owned by InBev
It's like saying you don't buy import vehicles and only purchase Chevy products

Wheres the protein bro?

>jack daniels and budweiser

how poor are you,my man?

Inside your mum's rectum

I have boards on the back windows. Side windows face my neighbor and houses are about 10 feet from mine. They pack houses together around here.

Also this.

I'm a Jeep guy. FWIW, I also have Becks in the fridge. It will probably go to shit when the power goes out.

>1 pack of beer
>Fiber one
You're fucked

What's that baton looking thign next to the knife?

>Fiber One bars
is that your suicide pill?

I didn't prepare because I'm like 4,500 miles away. But I do have those same granola bars.

How was your day off from school?

Led light

305 reporting in

It's an LED flashlight / torchlight. Thing on the side is magnetic so you can attach it to your vehicle.

Sorry bro. I thought it was good :(

its a cat 3 now.Its literally nothing

Apopka here. My supplies were literally a Publix sub (Tampa Bay sub in remembrance of Tampa RIP) and beer. I'd post a picture but I already ate/drank my supplies.

Jeep guy, hopefully pre-Fiat

You need more booze.

>2 grams of shrooms
Cool microdose faggot.

TERRIBLE SHTF KIT
youre dead dude. any last wishes?

lol you think alcohol is going to make you survive ?

it will gain strength in open water.

It's going to be difficult shooting your guns and drinking your beer underwater

Will I be ok?

It's cool I sandbagged my doors. Worst case, I can shoot and drink on the roof.

cute doggo

All I need

what happened to your feet???

Where are the grenades?

You'll be ok but the dog looks a little worried

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Get a decent muzzle break you fag.

your legs look funny, user

Good luck, OP. Protect what is yours.

How was your day off from school?

op spends 30 minutes staging gear for a pic, is a faggot

This is adorable.

Manly Man/10
Look out for the looters

careful with the fiber one bars, eat too many and it'll make you gassy/stomach cramp

I'm a nogunz fag but where is the magazine in that? Also why are you a dog

>only 2 gs of shrooms
also you're missing some LSD other than that 9/11 would do blow and mushrooms during a hurricane

The clip loads from the top, it's a mosin nagant and you can only change the clip when you shoot all the bullets

Dude it's gonna be over in like 48 hours

this

KYS degenerate

Woof?

I think the boards are designed to keep the wi- i mean, vengeful spirits of african slaves, out

>box of fiber one bars
>no TP
JUST

Fucking kek

t. wannabe psychonaut faggots
Only bad trips are truly patrician

where'd you get that stick light, been meaning to get one, but all I find is stuff for photography.

Lee County here ( Fort Myers, where irma is supposed to make landfall at full strength) I'm just chilling on my back porch swing listening to the wind, I got water but not much food and never properly boarded my windows, so I taped them to prevent glass from going everywhere. I'm probably gonna die.

It's either a lever action rifle or a BB gun. Probably the latter.
This guy is quite the troll

I'm going to make the only serious post in this thread.

OP, you should strongly consider evacuating. I work for an insurance company, a major one. Total catastrophe and huge losses are predicted. Don't play games with your life. Property can be replaced.

>it's a mosin nagant
kek

>no bottled water

Idk OP, one might even think you're planning on getting drunk and shooting looters.

Good job.

Leave now, seriously.

Floridian living in Alaska here, I'll take hurricanes over snow any day of the week.

If you don't livestream yourself picking off looters with that scoped rifle from your rooftop, I'll be hella disappoint.

>Tampafag kept laughing at me for living in near Miami
>Now the eye is landing in Tampa
Kek

Tractor supply sells them for sure, might find them at harbour freight as well

Hey user, booze and firearms don't mix

Guns are really not something you need for a cat 3-4 storm. Might come across a looter, might, and in that case a single gun is all you really need. It's mostly about food, water, gas/charcoal for grilling, and how well your house is prepared for the winds. Just something edgy to include in the picture. Speaking of which, I don't see the aforementioned water and food, not any kind of medical kit, nor an ax in in the unlikely event you need to bail out of your house. You can argue the knife cuts it, but its hardly the proper tool. Also pretty light on the alcohol unless its just you.

Can't believe how strong the wind is already and checked

it's called the ATF for a reason, buddy

you obviously arent a redneck

That's a Spike's krink muzzle break you silly cunt, one that probably costs more than your Hi-Point nigger pistol

Is that a door breacher?

You've obviously never had really good shrooms before.

Nah, just an over the top muzzle break, shooting 5.56 out of a 7.5 inch barrel without something to keep the sound and heat from flinging back at you is miserable

I want some drugs

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Dear God, that's the most American thing I've seen since the hello kitty gun my daughter got for her 6th birthday

I knew that, I just thought that lever action weapons typically had an ammo tube under the barrel. I have not heard of a single shot lever action but I guess I don't see why not

>Ambien
Why would you have that shit? I never understood taking sleeping pills. Used to sell them to faggot kids in HS.

Mahnigga.jpg

We're gonna make it brother

You're gonna run out of beer.

>PSA
better be watching your cc charges breh

If the sewers back up u gonna need more water that that my friend
Fill up your bathtub with tap water while you can
Also wear a helmet
t. wind expert

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Pantry full of dry & canned food, some fruit in the fridge. Didn't want to haul out all of the food for the pic. Hand axe and other real SHTF gear is in a bugout bag in the trunk of the car in the garage.

Bath tubs full of water for drinking, washing, flushing. Everyone in Florida is fucking dumb as hell for buying all of the bottled water (remember that, Florida anons).

Roads are fucking jammed. If I bail it will be at night. The duffle bag in the pic has the clothes, the dry bags have cash & valuables. Everything is ready for bugging out if needed. Want to see where the storm goes tomorrow before bailing.

Oh yeah? I hadn't heard. They get hit?

im ready for anything

>Central Florida
Its a cat 3 its fucking nothing.

central florida here. pic is SOME of my stash.

>thinking its only going to be a couple of windy days and a few looters

>potentially many days after to at least get fresh water IF you survive the hit

Trackers are predicting it will smash all the way up through Floria and beyond, if you're staying then all the army will be doing is collecting bodies because you wanted to IRL innawwods

Ambien and weed is a great high, very fun. Your inhibitions are lowered significantly however, and there is amnesia.

Why are your magazines not loaded?

The FN barrels from are amongst the best according to Battleground Vegas.

PSA is notoriously poor at protecting cc information. its a running joke over at /k/ even... consider using a service like privacy.com

I FUCKING HATE NON LEATHER SHEATHS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

they are now. i took this pic when i got everything out of closet and safe. its all on the ready in my room now.