RUNDOWN ======== >About a third of Florida's population is under evacuation orders >Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours >Pressure 941 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >Traffic appears to be moving mostly freely now, but unless you have enough lead time and gas, driving at all is at this point inadvisable
NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Tropical storm-force winds expected in the Keys right around now >Strengthening as Irma moves away from Cuba and over warmer waters >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
Marathon police on patrol found this truck with the driver dead inside.
Sebastian White
Hope it kills as many Republicans as possible
Angel Perez
Jeff's slacking.
Oliver Hill
Update on Interpreter guy, verified real:
Cameron Ward
386 here, winds howling
Mason Barnes
So it's gonna miss Miami?
Charles Barnes
That tree is like I don't give a fuck.
Brody Smith
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David Myers
>vote to build walls >giants storms flood everything B T F O
Robert Harris
pLS DON'T KILL ME IN TAMPA
Connor Taylor
>you will never see a hurricane this big in your lifetime
Jaxon Collins
Sup Forums tell me your favorite mobile weather app
Sebastian Parker
>category 3 >thinking this is going to do shit
Is Irma the most overrated, hysteric inducing hurricane of all time? its a fucking cat 3, barely a cat 4 from all projections. its literally nothing...
lmao
Luke Carter
Wish the UK had hurricanes. Sounds pretty comfy.
Zachary Fisher
Irma threads brought to you by Publix, where shopping is a pleasure!
>almost all FL stores now closed >tendie wars have begun
Do not trust anyone who claims to have buffy sauce. Common mistake!
First response picks OFFICIAL thread sub flavor.
Aaron Butler
You will be fine as long as you are not in a flood zone or near the water. You have to relax and find the humor in the situation. Have a few beers and listen to 89.1 ,the classical music station.
Parker Ross
>First response picks OFFICIAL thread sub flavor. mojo pork
Nathan Jenkins
Fucking metal.
Andrew James
Blizzard are the supreme comfy weather event
>hot chocolate >eerie silence as feet of snow pile up outside >watching idiot on traffic cam
pic related
Nathaniel Carter
i need some time frames here
Bentley Ortiz
yeah good idea, then their kids can be rich and start exerting power over their peers
Benjamin White
>(((turning northward))) Jewed again
Adrian Perry
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Hudson Richardson
LMFAO
you yanks are funny little people, the music on this news broadcast sounds like some 90's action movie soundtrack
Mason Jackson
Why would you wish death upon anyone. I dislike the useful idiots who worship at the alter of Marx as much as the next guy but i don't have a desire for a hurricane to end their life. You need to think better thoughts user.
James Lee
OFFICIAL THREAD SUB: Mojo Pork
>possibly our most hated sub! Try one today, Irma.
Levi Scott
I can imagine some publix exec freaking out calling Hiro right now trying to get this sponsorship to stop
Samuel Cook
it's going to be like cat 2. Literally nothing.
Josiah Taylor
Well, it's a different kind of comfy, being in the midwest.
Blizzard: everything you just said Hurricane: slight desire to watch major coastal cities wiped off the map
Josiah Gutierrez
This pic is making me horny
Kayden Young
This is Mathew all over again
Jayden Long
Here is the official course.
Jayden Gray
the storm is pathetic. all this hype and nothing will happen
Thomas Hughes
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Logan Brown
If it misses Florida it might hit Texas. Texas getting a double blow would be hilarious.
Jason Long
>>possibly our most hated sub! but why though?
Blake Rogers
Western Tick
Asher Thompson
How much better is Florida's infrastructure than shitty third world nigger islands?
Josiah Powell
not enough mojo
Carson Reed
Wonderful. The closest shelter to me won't let in anyone when winds reach 40+ mph.
I can't risk spending the night at my house and going there Sunday morning. I have to leave tonight and spend 2 days with spics, nigs, and old kikes
Noah Brooks
>looks like mongolian pork on bread
Adrian Rodriguez
than the carribean miles but Florida is a pretty big place user.
Christian Barnes
>tfw don't have to worry about extreme events.
Honestly makes me proud to be British
Jordan Morgan
You might bump into a scared QT who you can snuggle with and provide support for.
Parker Torres
Director of Marketing Todd Cummins Seven two seven six 446400 Cindy may still be in the office.
Camden Cooper
KEEP HITTIN' EM WHILE THEY'RE DOWN!
Dylan Rodriguez
You just have to worry about extreme immigrants
Aiden Harris
>no fault lines, extreme weather systems or volcanoes
Almost makes up for the constant rain and grey skies.
Cameron Powell
Thinking some shelter beta can get a girl, even one who needs comfort.
XD
Bentley Rogers
But when queen farts it's an earthquake!
Aiden Clark
If Chad didn't snag her up first
Andrew Walker
Not for long Pedro Post brexit no more worthless immigrant
Caleb Edwards
Bro do you know where you are? This board constantly jerks off about earthquakes happening in the west coast so everyone there dies.
Oliver Moore
It's increasing in intensity you retard inbreds
Ethan Price
;) yeah bro we have to let these new redditors get used to this sub. upvoted.
Luke Cruz
IRMA TAKE MY STRENGTH!!!
Carter Moore
IRMA TAKE MY POWER
Tyler Scott
what?
Ayden Torres
Fake as fuck
Jordan Wood
GIVE ME THE POWER I WAS BORN TO WIELD
Michael Morgan
IRMA GET STRONGER. OBLITERATE EVERYTHING THAT BLOCKS YOUR PATH
Connor Garcia
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Thomas Smith
>Fix'd
Jaxon Brooks
take my energy irma-san
Ryder Russell
Fl Gov on again live. Boring interpreter. How did they tell the other guy he wasn't working out I wonder
Luis Kelly
archive.is/9ogzd >Hurricane Irma Is on Track to Change the Course of Florida History
>In 2010, with the help of FEMA, officials in Tampa conducted a trial run for the worst-case scenario, called Project Phoenix: A Category 5 hurricane hitting the region head-on. The exercise, using a fictitious storm called "Hurricane Phoenix", predicted a storm surge within Tampa Bay of nearly 30 feet – enough to utterly overwhelm the city. A half-million homes would be destroyed, and as many as two million people would have to seek medical care. It would be the biggest natural disaster in American history.
I can not believe I have never gotten the tendy sub with buffalo sauce. I always get honey mustard. Now I have a reason to live though the hurricane, thanks user.
Bentley Johnson
>turn on news >more cucks stuck in traffic trying to flee >laugh with my dad
ez storm t b h
Leo Johnson
kek
Josiah Morgan
Well if you live, you have something to look forward to now user.
Joseph Jones
1987 (albeit a minor one )
Easton Perez
>all these fags saying its not happening because Irma is weakening
ZERO (0) SHEER E R O
David Brooks
I've been through blizzards and icestorms as well as many hurricanes. They all have a different comfy feel
Mason Fisher
REMINDER
Likely Naples / Cape Coral will get the WORST storm surge than even Key West. So try and find live streams of that.
