RUNDOWN ======== >About a third of Florida's population is under evacuation orders >Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours >Pressure 941 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >Traffic appears to be moving mostly freely now, but unless you have enough lead time and gas, driving at all is at this point inadvisable
NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Tropical storm-force winds expected in the Keys right around now >Strengthening as Irma moves away from Cuba and over warmer waters >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
Will florida be irreversibly fucked up? I was planning on transferring from Monmouth University and going to a florida college for my last year/two years.
Is it over?
Adrian Perry
umm.... guys...
Nicholas Bailey
Are you even looking at the models, fag? Nothing is going to happen.
David Thomas
>tfw the most prep you did was wash some clothes
Chase Sanchez
oh...shit......
Sebastian Adams
...
Juan Mitchell
No but seriously, Floridians..thank you! Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the impending destruction of your state.
You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.
In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots
Christian Hill
There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us.
Jonathan Gutierrez
I really can't see this thing turning North.
Aaron Phillips
Are you? The (((models))) show it going north after the eye passes the most southern key. Look at the map
fuuuuuck. he sent a text saying he thought a tsunami was coming in then he lost cell service and never responded :(
Easton Perry
The people who unironically (or ironically) post shit like this deserve to be permabanned.
Nolan Turner
tfw ancient portubro running into prehistoric Irmas
Irma is just too thicc and Jose is too thirsty and pushing her away.
Andrew Richardson
The hurricane is literally fucking nothing at this point, nobody will die, nobody will drown the stormsurge is fake news the only casualty will be some palm trees.
Reminder that FLORIDA IS FULL Yankees go back to your shit containment states. You'll find your IDs have been annulled following the storm.
Matthew Cruz
>the only casualty will be some palm trees. good, fuck palm trees
Hudson Carter
West Coast is fucked, gonna get comfy in St. Augustine area
Cameron Lewis
Lol
Kevin Cox
Tree down guys. RIP Florida.
Kevin James
Tell that to Cuba.
Thomas Lopez
Any smart people know what will happen to south Georgia? Getting nervous here
Kayden Green
*DUUUUUUUVALLLLLLLL
Alexander Miller
yes, but not from the hurricane.
from the 10 million people who evacuated and guaranteed the state is in lockdown for 2 weeks.
Brayden Carter
200+ mph before landfall
I GUARANTEE THAT
Jackson Davis
if you haven't evacuated m8 start looting.But knock on house doors and pretend your homeless and ask to stay with them or ask for directions. next ask if they're armed if not kill them. After that find a house that has a basement to hide in and hope KEK saves you.
Jose Stewart
>"Just the tip hun"
Luis Gonzalez
OwO, What is this, Big if true for ants?!
Zachary Brown
because it's nighttime
Adam Barnes
>lost cell service in a cat 5 hurricane >assume he's dead
bro don't expect to hear from your friend for a few days, even if he's totally fine.
Elijah Myers
>The HRRR is in range
MUH DICK U H
D I C K
Henry Sanders
Nerd
Matthew Sanders
8:53:49
A Palm tree was uprooted and thrown by the Hurricane into the middle of this road.
THE FLOODING *WILL* WIPE OUT ALL OF YOUR BUILDINGS AND HOSPITALS
>ROLL FOR 'We'll just ride it out at home!" IDIOT DEATH COUNT
Evan Ramirez
...
Adrian Russell
what he say?
Ethan Martinez
kek why the fuck did I laugh at this
Nathan Nguyen
>Attack of the Killer Peaches
Hudson Taylor
>see this picture of review >check up on him to make sure he's okay >see this on his twitter How is this guy real? twitter.com/mighty_buzzer
Ryan Ortiz
Traffic advisory
Charles Gomez
This happens every time there's a big storm. Fucking newfags
William Wood
>Palm tree getting fucked before the storm is even here >Barbuda palms fucking survived Literally a northern transplant tree, I hope that cucks entire family got uprooted. You have to go back.
>paying for overpriced shit at Publix is okay because niggers cannot afford to shop there
Jackson Davis
That the hurricane was fake news
Jordan Young
Really wish these threads were FL ips only desu
Cameron Roberts
digits for all of florida being underwater
Aiden Cooper
no
Liam Lopez
>MFW AMERICANS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS SPORTS + WE CAN'T SPELL 'HURRICANE' CORRECTLY
Levi Scott
Global rule 13
Jaxon Price
Irma threads brought to you by Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.
Are you a publix employee? Provide protips!
Now that most stores are closed, each is being guarded by flamingos. >looters get a peckin'!
>Tendiecoin currently trending
First response gets choice of OFFICIAL thread sub.
Blake Perez
already turning north fagos dont even know why im shilling for it because im in the path
the plots show it going north after it passes the keys, it isnt there yet.
Thomas Lee
or my enchalada
Ryder Bennett
MIami Bro here been hunkered down fro 2 fucking days now waiting for this shit to be over.
Michael Stewart
Pretty windy out there, how's it in your location? Just rainy and some gusts here. Comfy.
Elijah Adams
...
Jordan Carter
I'm having a bad day, and the only thing keeping me going is the thought of soggy, molding, bloated whole wheat burgers. Rolling for max rape.
Nolan Jackson
multigrain with oil and 50 slices of pepperjack cheese
Ian Cook
yeah, let's talk about Publix some more.....
Jordan Stewart
Literally why target exists
Cooper Robinson
why is this such a common tactic for the left?
>group A seems to like you, therefore you are group A.
Jayden Harris
>dont even know why im shilling for it because im in the path >in a world where citing facts is considered shilling...
Luis Richardson
Fuck man I know I've been salty the last few threads but that's damn funny well memed my man
Cooper Sanders
>leaf posting you still have jose bro
Ayden Sanchez
FUCKING THIS
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
ALL THESE FAGGOTS GO ON ABOUT >MUH CATEGORY 4 >MUH CATEGORY 5 >MUH WINDSPEED >MUH PRESSURE
HAHAHHA NO, FAGGOTS! IT'S THE FUCKING FLOODING THAT'S GONNA BTFO YOU KEKS THE FUCK OUT!!!
FAGGOTS DYING DUE TO GETTING HIT BY FLYING DEBRIS & TREE BRANCHES ARE JUST GONNA BE AN ADDED BONUS.
THE OCEAN WATER IS COMING FOR YOU, MY FRIENDS! HAHAHHHAHA
Connor Peterson
Am I the only one that thinks Barbuda is a made up country? This never existed before the hurricane. There was Bermuda, and Barbados. Barbuda is new to this timeline.
Sebastian Gutierrez
Maldraw is real. I wish a super typhoon would wipe him and his worthless shitshack out.
Josiah Morales
lol no, no no. You don't get your own private club now, user. We're going to have fun watching the panic, the clumsy government activities, oh, and the hurricane doing whatever its gonna do.
Parker Russell
liar
Mason Williams
>be a normal human being >see this >have no idea what this guy is even talking about >??? The meme war is really fucking things up for normies, huh?
Noah Martin
Go back to /r9k/
William Powell
This cunt better strengthen like no hurricane before her
Caleb Adams
But rush never said where he thought it make rainfall, unless I missed it. He should have done the show Friday
