Somalians

are you the captain now?

Like you're an expired extra-dark M&M in a bowl full of Skittles.

Like you came here when people thought you were poor, unfortunate dark children of Africa who needed to escape from the evils of their homeland (which somehow is totally unrelated to them!).

Like you're taking over Minnesota and motherfucking Dearborn like a plague, eating away at white culture after it already escaped 'Boon buffoonery in the city centers.

Like you are the first to go when the revolution starts.