/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - STOP SAYING ITS OVER YOU AUTIST Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>About a third of Florida's population is under evacuation orders
>Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours
>Pressure 941 mb
>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas
>Traffic appears to be moving mostly freely now, but unless you have enough lead time and gas, driving at all is at this point inadvisable

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Tropical storm-force winds expected in the Keys right around now
>Strengthening as Irma moves away from Cuba and over warmer waters
>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Mike's Weather Page
spaghettimodels.com/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org/info/

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Jeff
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

>Pastebin Stream Lists
notehub.org/hhevl
pastebin.com/cgnmg8mg

>Comfy Antigua and Barbuda Caribbean Radio
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

THREAD THEME
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youtube.com/watch?v=eNCwj35OwmI
washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/09/09/hurricane-irma-is-literally-sucking-the-water-away-from-shorelines/?utm_term=.bf9651724d0e
unvis.it/washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/09/09/hurricane-irma-is-literally-sucking-the-water-away-from-shorelines/?utm_term=.bf9651724d0e
twitter.com/deejayeasya/status/906327303646580736/photo/1
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youtube.com/watch?v=t8B-QBU5rSc
youtu.be/S89mxyxVRR8
notehub.org/hhevl
youtu.be/ZpadNG8t-o0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Only Drumpfkins voted for Irma

spbp

post yfw irma doesn't even turn north

Surge/Wave cam

Remember, this was a Pier

The water is now reaching resorts on the Pier!

youtube.com/watch?v=eNCwj35OwmI

...

>IRMA AND JOSE: FIRST CONSECUTIVE STORMS TO HAVE THEIR NAMES RETIRED SINCE RITA AND STAN IN 2005
>IRMA AND JOSE: FIRST CONSECUTIVE STORMS TO HAVE THEIR NAMES RETIRED SINCE RITA AND STAN IN 2005
>IRMA AND JOSE: FIRST CONSECUTIVE STORMS TO HAVE THEIR NAMES RETIRED SINCE RITA AND STAN IN 2005
>IRMA AND JOSE: FIRST CONSECUTIVE STORMS TO HAVE THEIR NAMES RETIRED SINCE RITA AND STAN IN 2005
>IRMA AND JOSE: FIRST CONSECUTIVE STORMS TO HAVE THEIR NAMES RETIRED SINCE RITA AND STAN IN 2005

washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/09/09/hurricane-irma-is-literally-sucking-the-water-away-from-shorelines/?utm_term=.bf9651724d0e

Archived that
unvis.it/washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/09/09/hurricane-irma-is-literally-sucking-the-water-away-from-shorelines/?utm_term=.bf9651724d0e

It'll release it all back as a Tsunami

good; they both suck

>FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE P U S S Y

IRMA'S EPIC BLOWJOB

high tide occurs right when surge is coming, oh shit

Georgia and Alabama deep!

it's already back.
no tsunami.
see picture under main photo.

twitter.com/deejayeasya/status/906327303646580736/photo/1

I'm in Hudson near the coast. Am I fucked or is this more hyped up bullshit?

N O . S H I T ?
wet if true

hyped up bullshit, this storm is gonna be pissweak when it reaches pasco county

i.4cdn.org/gif/1504917823426.webm

**American humor**

Your in Hudson?
son, you've been fucked.

>HAVE THEIR NAMES RETIRED
what?

IT'S MOVING NORTH
>IT'S MOVING NORTH

IT'S MOVING NORTH
>IT'S MOVING NORTH

IT'S MOVING NORTH
>IT'S MOVING NORTH

It has only just begun!

That's the Bahamas, the same effect will occur in other locations depending where Irma is.

Right now it is taking from the shores of Cuba and directing it towards Key West Florida.

>cat 5
>weak

uhh

youtube.com/watch?v=t8B-QBU5rSc

...

this.

if anything it will hit Louisiana.

Publix stock successfully boosted.

Legacy media ratings up.

Sure you don't mean Harvey and Irma?

Comfy :3

OH boy, I want some fan art commissioned.

HOLY SHIT SHE'S GONNA EXPLODE IN THE NEXT 3 HRS

MASSIVE CONVECTION BUILDING

That's everyday life with meth heads and junkies. Is the storm going to rape me or will I survive to fend off the looters?

Kek

There's like 20 uploads of the same thing.

youtu.be/S89mxyxVRR8

Landmark hurricanes generally have their names retired, so as to not cause confusion in historical records.

>>Pastebin Stream Lists
>notehub.org/hhevl

8 of 24 streams dead.... oh vey

>stop saying it's over you autist
i-im sorry user, i just thought it was the end...

>the two FUCKING MALES just laugh at that guy's hate speech
fucking institutionalized sexism.

Has anyone collected any data about the density and number of sharks in that tornado corridor? This is important.

it should be a 3 by the time it gets there.
Just don't act dumb and you'll be good.

Mocing north really fast, moved more now thwn it has in hours
Fug

Hate speech? Kek

2. Once the storm is out over the warm open Gulf, it will increase in strength dramatically.

No it hasn't. Still lazily drifting wnw

Thanks, friend. I'm getting wasted tonight but I'll be vigilant tomorrow.

this would be the best time to hide a body

Just checked the beach on the central east coast (melbourne beach) not too windy outside, waves about 5-10 feet from the boardwalk

Most Key West Cams Went no signal. The blackout will begin shortly from IRMA

its a cat 5 when it hits south of us, by the time it gets to me its a cat 3 fuckhead

Not feeling shit yet

Bumping for Size Appropriate IrmaChan

MFW

it's literally a nothing burger

Alex pls post more

Have the hurrican been hyped up or what?

rolling

Yfw she goes straight into the gulf and destroys New Orleans as a cat 5

>once this faggot niggercane misses my state entirely, it'll get serious
Rooting for Irma then. Find some minority communities and hit them.

I really want to see tsundere Cat 1 Irma-chan jealous of Cat-5 Irma's THICC clouds

of course, but no one is talking about Equifax, so mission accomplished

Roll for Jose to hit New York landfall on 23rd September 2017

no

youtu.be/ZpadNG8t-o0

other than NO being home to a fuckton of mudmonkeys why else do we want irma-chan to bust her ladyload inside there?

so if power goes out how soon would it go back on?
also why do we need to stock up on food? will hurricane last for days?

Mods didn't sticky because they knew it would be nothing.

WHY'RE YOU ALL STILL HERE, THIS IS A NOTHINGBURGER

F

It will be back on in a week to three weeks.
FPL is shit and they turn it off themselves pre storms

Why would they retire Jose?

I think it may even hit Mexico, and they just got rocked by a major Earthquake... but then things like this come in threes.

What's next?

WE IRMA LANDFALL
HURRICANE WINDS IN KEYS

Not alex

Does equifax only affect americans? If i understood it correctly, they can freeze your bank account?

FUCK

HER

RIGHT

IN

THE

PUSY

Massive convection eye wall replacement almost complete expect high 700s cat 5++

Re-roll

Georgia, Georgia,
The whole day through
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

Any good livestreams?

>dying because your home is destroyed
There are cucks ITT who believe this is a thing. Remember hurricanes have been around forever and having a house that can stand up to one is a recent thing. I've been outside in hurricanes my fair share of times and it's not as dramatic as it's made out to be. If you can swim and are in decent physical health you will survive.

Because it's going to knock down the Statue of Liberty.

...

It was two weeks without power with Wilma.

Because stores cant restock their shelves if the store is destroyed dummy, also, trucks cant come stock if the roads are fucked

expect a 40 foot storm surge with 300 miles hour winds at MIN for 3 to 5 weeks over all of Florida

Why am I not a Cat 5 Hurricane hitting Florida right now, you might ask. Irma Clinton

Do you really need another reason?

Oh shit, I forgot him. He's probably fine

fair

Fucking larpflag. You think you can manipulate KEK? It will come back to haunt you, three-fold.

Hurricane hunters just passes the last rainband. They are about to enter the central core

WHAT TIME WILL IT HIT TAMPA

You guys are really staying in on a Saturday night to watch a meme storm that is being overhyped....


When was the last time you guys even SAW a woman?

Is the curve north even happening or is it a MEME?

what if Irma sucks up the delicious Publix subs for energy?

could it become cat 6?

link?

You stock up on food because you might not have power to cook any for 1-3 weeks.

same :^(