INSTEAD OF ASKING "AM I OK OR AM I FUCKED", CHECK THIS ====================================================== weather.gov/srh/tropical
RUNDOWN ======== >About a third of Florida's population is under evacuation orders >Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours >Pressure 941 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >Traffic appears to be moving mostly freely now, but unless you have enough lead time and gas, driving at all is at this point inadvisable
NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Tropical storm-force winds expected in the Keys right around now >Strengthening as Irma moves away from Cuba and over warmer waters >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
im only worried there wont be gas or grocery stores open for as long as the power is out
Camden Brown
Posting THICC Irma for photoshopanons
Adam Kelly
what is this speck
Owen Clark
:)
Lucas Collins
i love sitting down at the tv, turning on CNN (because fox sucks at live coverage of things), getting in the generals with you guys, and listening to end of the world music (like fallout soundtracks, cod4 menu music, and stuff you guys post).
any good end of the world themes? looking for classics.
Carson Lopez
who /comfy/ here
Tyler Price
fat irma for my fat cummies, mmm...
Owen Hernandez
So what? If you do your degeneracy in private I don't care but if you show your degeneracy in front of my kids I would put your head 10 meters away from your body.
Noah Thompson
please stop idolizing obese women
thanks in advance
Kayden King
Yes. Photoshopanons, focus on the areola. >What areola? Now you know what to do.
>tinder match doesn't want to meet up since her home is directly in path and she's going to be busy keeping tabs on family >tfw cucked by Irma
Connor Williams
nibba i can't read moon runes
Jose Martinez
Comfy with my gf in bed waiting for irma
Charles Parker
Dolphin god
Jaxon Rogers
Posed this question in the last thread, give me your thoughts.
>if I go outside with my dick in the air when Irma hits and possibly kills me, does that mean I will have died hatefucking the angriest woman I've ever met?
please respond
Charles Thomas
It's 100 miles away from the first point of impact.
Joshua Morales
/comfy/ midwesterner reporting in. Listening to Weather Channel local forecast music from the pastebin link.
Bentley Evans
Riders on the Storm - The Doors See You In September - The Happenings Eve of Destruction - Barry McGuire Bad Moon Rising - CCR
Jonathan Nelson
can someone in the duval street stream please enlighten me on this "benny" and "shed" meme. these commenters will not shut the fuck up with it
is this another disappointing happening? it was supposed to hit miami but it keeps going more west
Adam Gomez
my god...
James Jackson
931 Mb, it was 938 a good 30-45 mins ago. IT'S QUICKLY INTENSIFYING!
Julian Richardson
haha
Charles Cook
KEK I posted that NOOA hurricane-nuke link in some thread 2-3 days ago after some Ameeican gentleman had asked about it
good to see that someone read it.
Ayden Harris
>90% of the webcams are already OFFLINE
Caleb Collins
>home team is called "Miami Hurricanes" >literally never hit by hurricanes
what did they mean by this
Jack Stewart
Yeah and I'm only a few blocks from the gulf, I got an inflatable raft up if the surge hits me I'll just float out on that
Jaxson Garcia
No, those aren't moon runes, those are WEATHER RUNES!
But seriously, check the pastebin under "How to read a weather map"
Xavier Perry
...
Eli Butler
>walk outside with dick hanging out >pressure in the air so low your benis is immediately engorged with blood >ruptures
Jeremiah Anderson
This explains it all
Christopher Harris
the fuck?
Landon Miller
...
Luke Phillips
someone add nipples plox
Anthony Clark
as a reminder, Irish people aren't white
Easton Butler
literally never ever moving
Henry Russell
Chris?
Ryan Davis
Key west checking in. Pirate city tourist town is still with power. It's been quiet thankfully. We don't have looter problems like those weirdos on the mainland have. Current sustained wind is 54mph and Schooner wharf is closed. Which means no drinking out tonight.
Nicholas Garcia
>she'll never be this young and tight ever again ahhh...the ravages of age
Josiah Lee
ITS HAPPENING
Levi Thomas
i'm not irish im swedish :)
Carson Young
no they arn't, it's cause the internet is going down. People are still getting to them though direct links. The shed cam is still up on anther channel,
yeah it has hardly moved in 4 hours
Luis Robinson
Irish people are asleep right now. Wish them comfy dreams.
Sleep tight little leprechauns.
Parker Lee
Delphin Lives
Juan Moore
No but my name does start with C, it's very uncommon so you'll never guess it
Tyler Martin
The news dudes were flipping out that it just finally started to turn.
Andrew Howard
Trump.
Juan Collins
WE SUMMONED THIS MEMESTORM LADS, AND NOW SHE IS AWAITING OUR ORDERS
WE GOT TR*PS OF DESTRUCTION FOR BOTH TAMPA AND MIAMI BUT WE MUST CHOOSE ONLY ONE
IF DIG1TS CAN DECIDE A SINGLE TARGET SHE SHALL RESUME THE CHARGE
Lucas Rogers
one time like 10 years ago i saw something far worse and i didnt know what it was and it was actually a fake dick that a transgender had
i think thats what it was i still dont know but its the strangest image ive ever seen
