Sales figures for Hillary's book are so poor stores are already slashing prices by 30%

Sales figures for Hillary's book are so poor stores are already slashing prices by 30%

>physical books
>brick and mortar book stores
>2017
Why

Why is it in a shopping cart?

(((Why not?))))

that's surprising because even I am curious about what kind of bullshit she's trying to pull in that garbage

Because they sell books at Walmart you niggers

>Giving your money to (((Amazon)))

this, i am going to unironically read this book, because i know it's going to be golden comedy

meanwhile, the ebook version of a book making fun of her is on sale for 1 dollar and just broke the top 10 ebook ranking on amazon

Everybody already knows what happened

Bitch lost

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>Because they sell books at Walmart you niggers
>Shops at Walmart
>Calls others niggers

why do you even care

>b-but muh technologee

Fuck off

Yeah and it's everybody's fault but her own.

All these books are written for laundering money and illegal lobbying.

I don't understand

The women who marched for me? ITS YOUR FAULT! You failed your old crone, ME! Hillary Clinton!

wait.....what?

When her aides have such a high mortality rate, who the hell would even work for her?

>calls others niggers
>scary bad words offend him
You should go back

>only boys can be ghostbusters
This can't be real

Post the cattle rustler one pls.

What the fuck

You realize most chain stores offer discounts like that for new books, right?

Clinton is a cunt and the book is surely full of lies, butblet's not ignore facts about book sale business gimmicks.

FUCK WOMEN AND FUCK BERNIE

Hahahahahaha

Meanwhile, a pic I took of their previous tomes...

What ??

Somebody's gonna get capped for this shit

Why the hell would anybody need to read this crap?

Wile E Coyote'd.

THE FUCK?!

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Please tell me this is real

Is this real?

im crying, kek

>Blames Bernie
>Blames Obama
>Blames the Press
>Blames Pepe
>Blames Sup Forums
>Blames the Bogey Man
>Blames Pennywise the Clown
>Blames the Weather
>Blames a Donkey
>Blames Bill Clinton
>Blames White Folks
>Blames Women
>Blames the DNC
>Blames everyone and everything ever

She never runs out of people to blame for her own ridiculous failures.

This can't be real, but I really want it to be.

thank you

It was too intelligent

...You don't get to bring friends...

Jesus this is like a 300 page excuse for why shes a fucking loser

But...but...........it was her time.

There is no way this is legitimate

What Happened 2: 'What Happened to What Happened?'

By Hillary Rodham Clinton

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I saw a thread a while back about buying Great Again/Crippled America (Trump's book) the same day Hillary's book is released (September 12th), and try to get enough people to surpass her in book sales. We should do that honestly. It'd be hilarious.

Who wrote this???

Heh. That didn't take long. Tbe funny thing is tbat book was there behind the Frump one, I just had to move it a bit.

>Please tell me this is real
Buy it it's now 30% off

Wew lad

this is some green text bullshit story shit right here

>algorithm

Yet they couldn't see her losing the election?

I loved the purple prose (WHICH TOTALLY ISNT A GHOSTWRITER GUYS, I SWEAR -t Hillary) and then an abrupt end of sentence "killing three staffers". No explanation needed, nothing to be added.

>gets blow the fuck out
>gets upset
lmao

I might. I bought Milo's, so It balances out I guess.

tyrone: "ay yo man... just fill out da bote fo me... i too busy fuckin' yo wife"

Did Hillary even read what her ghostwriter wrote?

This has got to be fake.
7.5/10 tho

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i bought 1000 corpses---i mean copies.

That's EXACTLY what it is.

It's even the title of the book.

Are you saying our queen did not write this herself?

She doesn't even have enough self-awareness to wish that she was that funny

I understand that Bernie is a shill and will literally be assassinated but how can this man continue to back her? Jesus Christ, if I were Bernie I'd go all-out and expose everything over Twitter.

this can't be real, but why do I think it is real so badly?

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oh dear God, who wrote this?? im keking to death

Bitchin' I get to read this from Oklahoma.

this is funny

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That spacing.

ebooks were created by (((them))) to take the soul out of reading.

it's for (((people))) who are too fucking weak to hold the combined weight of all Harry Potter books (coming in at a whopping 6 gorillion pounds) and so, with feeble arms, must get their "Trump is literally Voldemort" fix by reading the books on their 2 ounce $750 iPads

>b-b-b-b-but i'm just a poor college student
>hang on let me buy the 7th edition of JK Rowling's new book about Harry Potter's great-great-grandchild even though she promised to never write another Harry Potter book ever again
>Trump is literally Voldemort
>no human being is illegal

(((Wallyworld)))
(((FEMA)))

And she still can't figure out why she isn't 50 points ahead.

Please tell me this is real.

Wonder if it can sell more than Trump's book?

Looks similar to this.

bump AH HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HAHA AH AH HA AH

Because I thought I liked collecting them. Hurricane Harvey had other plans. I'm at least gonna start getting digital copies also.

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i'm fucking keking so hard user

my sides have been washed into the sea by hurricane irma

Do you really love cowboys?

COW GIRL

415 kbps, the rate at which digital books burn

She doesn't need women it seems. I remember a higher % of college educated women voted for Trump.

Which is where this famous Ana Kasparian quote was made.

my fucking sides! im dying

don't forget mah russia

dont be mad because your bookshelf doesn't get you laid

>turks

That's some Whylie E. Coyote tier shit there.

holy shit this must be the same guy, i would pay good money for a full length book written by this guy

oh shit dude. my fucking sides! whoever this is moar!

Only in the gay part of Oklahoma, near Texas. We're all Boomer Sooner up in this shit.

if this is real
is this supposed to be some dream she supposedly had?

Amazon sells physical books though.

Also, Liberals virtue signaling for minorities wouldn't dare step in Walmart because of minorities.

>my sides have been washed into the sea by hurricane irma
kek couldn't have put it better

There are a bunch of them and they're all gold

What's crazy is it sounds plausible.