China Expat here

China Expat here.

Living here makes the West feel like the 19th century. IT technology and infrastructure is insane. Everything is done with mobile apps:

>you open your apartment front door and entrance with an app
>you pay for everything using a QR code based app, even street food, taxis, subways, mcdonalds, even salaries if you so choose
>use an app to locate and unlock bikes anywhere and everywhere
>dating and hookups super easy using a tinder clone


And the infrastructure is godlike, subways, high speed trains and taxis are 10% of Western prices but much more efficient and clean. Nothing like riding a bullet train for 1000 km for about 100 euros.

Not only that but food is cheap (and clean) and you get very large portions, you can get nice massages with happy endings for 20 euros, cities are all shiny and newly built up, crime is non-existent.

Why haven't you moved to China yet?

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Language is shitty.

>Why haven't you moved to China yet?

I don't have any money because Jews sent it all to China.

>and clean
nope, but everything else, yes

China is filthy, women have no manners and shitty teeth, everyone gets in your space , you cant even own a gun or smoke dabs... so no im not a fucking cuck

You're not getting my organs, user, you're not fooling me.

...

I'm working on it

done with this shitty cuck country

is there such a thing as hot chinese women?

Haven't you made a thread like this before, except last time, you were bragging about how much degenerate hooker sex you were having?

Serpentza quit fucking pretending youre happy in gookland. We can see the souless vacuum in your heart through your eyes

Return home white man.

>surrender yourself entirely to the state and our socialist people's republic will take care of everything

>Infrastructure
>Godlike
>Trains
>Clean
50 cent party please go.

fucking checked

I don't want lung cancer?
I want to fit in with my community and not be some tall freak?
I don't want to learn that shitty insanely hard language?

>automate every small easy to perform action using mobile phone apps
Doesn't seem like a very good idea desu.

pretty sure your in hong kong man.

On the topic of serpentza, who is that other dude he hangs out with in videos, whos recently got a baby with a chink woman?

>phone is stolen
>thief guesses passcode '696969'
>bank account emptied
>apartment robbed
>identity stolen
>thief scans family honor QR code
>father disowns you because your phone is gone and can't prove your identity
>thief looks identical because >chinese

Pic is shanghai, faglord. HK was relevant 20 years ago.

> No crime.
This works, but only if your definition of "crime" is "anything resembling empathy".

Cmilk probably
Prozzie if not

Sup.

>Shitty language (shi shi shi shi shi shi shi)
>Shitty food. (Full of soy and gutter oil)
>Communism sucks.
>Everything you do is tracked online. (muh 4g)
>Very much pollution.

And i went to Hong Kong.

The rule of law is very loosely defined in China, when it comes to business expect to get everything except the desired order, their steel is always piss poor and usually of varying sizes, even cooking oil is 'reused' from the sewers. It may look nice in pictures but on the ground China isn't worth the bullshit.

>clean

youtube.com/watch?v=UD7Nn1G7BQI

It's correct. Compared to Chinese city New York is like mud hut of primitive African nigger. This is why most white girl dream of Chinese husband.

Yeah, every chink I've been with was crazy in bed too, japs can't compete

I lived in China for 2 years and visit every couple of years. I always think of moving there, but after a couple of months I say fuck that and leave.

>heavy pollution near every day. Constant sore throats and infections.
>choose between sitting in gridlock, riding a congested subway, or being run over on a bicycle
>everyone is obsessed with status
>coworkers constantly trying to ruin you so they can move up
>evrerywhere smells like garbage.
>Chinese people constantly shoving you
>buildings and infrastructure begins to decay in a year
>takes years to get a license plate
>cannot trust anyone or anything

It is a great place to visit when you stay at a five star hotel in Beijing, but living there fucking sucks

If that's true then why the fuck are they all moving to Vancouver and Toronto.

Why the fuck don't they know how to use google translate?

>1000 km for about 100 euros

This seems like luxury pricing desu. Is the regular train service cheaper?

lol dumb chink
I've lived in HK before
Yes lots of the infrastructure is better.

>crime is non existant
lel

>relatively cheap
Yes its called globalism. You won't be able to enjoy that forever. Most of your country works cents on the $USD for that to be possible. Either that changes and you start paying $6 for coffee that isn't fucking trash and $10 for fucking fast food or you have all those lower class workers revolt and gut you like the dogs they eat in your country.

Man that was dark. Also Singapore is way nicer, its like HK and Macau without the psycho government (not as psycho anyway)

Also New York escalator run on prehistoric electric power not like superior Chinese escalator powered by human flesh

>And the infrastructure is godlike
sure it is....your concrete mix is actual trash.

Shanghai isn't China, they hardly speak Mandarin outside of the touristy/business districts, they practice a capitalistic economy, and the Communist party there has lingering power.

Shanghai and Hong Kong are not China. In fact, they have more in common with Taiwan than the PRC.

Well buy me a plane ticket then Chang. I will steal all of your wimmenZ with my BWC.

thats because china is closer to national socialism than any other modern nation. digits prove it

These postings contain falsehoods and errors about China. Moderators please delete.

Also doing business with these fucks is god awful.
Never on time, shit customer services, products are usually crap.
Might be cheap, but you get what you pay for.

Lel

I have TEFL experience abroad but not in Asia, I keep getting offers for China but hesitant due to the possibility of a catastrophic political breakdown between the east and west

I like China, and visit family every once in a while but

>food is clean
Is pretty fucking laughable
China really still doesn't have a functional FDA or EPA. Till they do, it can't be a developed society

1st tier city Infrastructure is pretty godlike, and HSR and subway is pretty clean.

Peasant tier migrant worker trains are the shitty ones

here, have a (you), with more great Chinese infrastructure achievements

Please nigger, explain in detail how the communist party of China has lingering power in Shanghai

It's settled folks, the new age is about apps, QR codes, and dating networks.

Wrong!

This is why China is prospering and the US is declining.

You think you're being funny but it literally is

lol

Wait...do you mean "human flesh" like a guy on a generator bike or "human flesh" like Clinton Adrenochrome?

I feel bad for him, he can't legit go home to South Africa.

This person is a moron. Chinese cuisine world famous for thousands of years.

My mom said there's a lot of black people in China. Is that true?

how many gookbux did the government give you to post this

Muh opression, muh censorship.

Explain to me how it does?

Shanghai is notorious for "looking the other way" when it comes to PRC policies and regulations.

Incorrect information. Most Chinese are Han (also other groups such as Tibetan are just derivative of Han).

> Why haven't you moved to China yet?

Because it's filthy and full of slant-eyed chinks. Duh.

Topkek

what happened to winston that tthey wont let him go back to SA?

also Prozzie is fucking based for a leaf. he knows he can get out, and is using his remaining time to be a human shitposter against the chinese.

Why do white immigrants call themselves expats?

I lived there for 5 years, believe me, the honeymoon phase will wear off and you'll grow to hate China.

Cant wait until America and India gang bang you guys out of existence

How're the escalators?

Because we aren't economic immigrants, that's the main difference. We follow the laws, we get work visas, we get paid higher salaries and we have pale superior skin.

Obviously we are in a different league to third world subhumans.

>gutter oil
>smog from space
sure

love that smog. mmmmm smells so good.

They literally eat people.

Why does Winston put his chink wife on every video and shit. Seems like he feels like he hit the jackpot, getting a crooked teeth woman with yellow skin. He likes to call her a doctor to, despite that not meaning shit in china...

Because everyone ignores PRC policies and regulations. It's Chinese culture you numbnuts

That's not true at all.

There are plenty of cities small and large that are completely in the grips of the PRC.

Shanghai is not one of them, in fact it's p4p the least affected by the PRC next to Hong Kong.

honestly that is the best he can get, and poor hideous lesbian aunt looking CMILK while being with his fugly wife, is still batting way out of his league with her.

Yes of course. How else make escalator function to superior Chinese standard without the power of human flesh in machinery?

because asians are fucking ugly inside but mostly outside.

>Return home white man.
Home is a nigger infested shithole where whites are being genocided. He's fine in gookland.

That's not how it works. We're a free board chairman Chink Ching Cuck. We don't take censorship lightly.

it's a communist country where you can't say whatever you want, the one child rule, regulated internet, suppression of religion, the list can go on #MAGA

So it's a guy on a generator bike...who eats people?

>that's not true at all

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tian_gao,_Huangdi_yuan

Stop spouting nonsense about things you're uneducated about. You probably don't understand the factional politics within the CPC

Because walking 10 miles from where you live takes you to a slum that's a thousand miles long.

I just don't think the fun of cyberpunk larping outweighs to the value of 900,000,000 humans suffering. Also, I'd get purged by the government that uses those fancy apps to monitor everything. Also, I wouldn't want to pay taxes to a government that undermines international law and makes the world less stable.

I guess I'm just more a long term planner.

This proves nothing against my point though?

So you are agreeing that Shanghai really has no influence from the PRC.
You're deluded to think there are not plenty of large cities (300k+ pop) where the PRC isn't entirely in control though.

Do they still sell pirated DVDs and software in Hong Kong?

Yup, hes upgraded from his previous life being some IT admin everyone shat on in south africa, earning peanuts.

Putting on a bullshit suit for show and the chinese fall for that lol

Lived there for, god help me, 15 years.
It's fine for a while but it's actually a total shithole and eventually you will discover that there is zero freedom of any kind

You have no real space to do anything
You have no real freedom to do anything
You are surrounded by insect people who are dumber than normies
Everything is toxic and poison
Everything is a scam
Everyone is a piece of shit
Money is worthless because there's nothing worth buying
Anything you might want to eventually buy you cannot actually buy

op, whens the gook govt' going to capture you for posting here?

Chink here. The US had a Chinese spy named Obama sabotaging the country for 8 years. The damage he did was quite severe. Nonetheless, the US has a future whereas China does not.

No guy, no bike. Superior Chinese engineering allows human flesh to be directly converted to mechanical energy. Superior Chinese elevators work on the same principles.

gook govt doesnt care about foreigners internet habits, they only care about the chinese posting inflammatory shit on the chinese internet.

Was just in China. They are insects there. Fucked on of them and got stung

LMFAO, nice bait thread.

China is a shit hole, its so polluted that the whole population is half blind, and can barley breath. They had to massively lower the requirements to join the military because everyone is half dead.

Why are you such a cuck? I'll just fuck your women here in China or fuck your women back home.

Also fuck Trump, I support China 100%, more pussy for me.

>thief pretends to be you and has tearful reunion while you get sent to labour camp to make handbags

Good, have more soulless children.

I read a news article a few years back about people in china literally living in chicken coops. Widespread poverty and disease. I feel like OP is blowing smoke up peoples asses here. OPs a dicknose faggot

good larping spic. obama was a chinese spy? you mean shitskin emperor of your people

>hurr durr a clickbait article from huffpo serves as a generalization for an entire continent-sized country

>opening locks with a mobile device
Hope no one nearby has a skimmer
>paying street vendors with anything but direct currency
You're going to get your identity stolen doing that, if it hasn't been already

>korean text on gif
>antichinaposters too retarded too tell the difference
lmao

>Why haven't you moved to China yet?
planning on it or Japan. it's not that i need all of those things, just a place with a reasonable standard of living that isn't so jew cucked with PC/SJW/leftwing politics and i'm pretty happy. the west is so shit. Americans don't even realize how dry they're being bled fighting israel's proxy wars.

>isn't so jew cucked with PC/SJW/leftwing politics

In reality that shit doesn't affect your life in any way, and life in an Asian country will be ten times worse

Nice try. U mad breh?