Chris Chan

I just got "bonus gifts" from Chris chan 4 fucking months after I bought stamps from him.

Starting off with Sonichu

The note

And the shirt

go back to kiwifarms ya cholula

Back of postcard

"The trap card"

Front of card

Me wearing the shirt

>selling father's stamp collection to fund his autism

im triggered

i hope you bought all the stamps op

What a faggot. Hope you're in Irma's direct path.

you should feel ashamed for supporting that lunatic. have you seen the video of xir harassing his sick mother to elicit sympathy and donations?

I bought 3 stamps. The less time it's in the hands of Chris the better

Sup Phil. You said on KF that if you wanted ass pats you'd post on Sup Forums, and now here you are.

Are you fucking 12?

Im gonna burn the shirt no doubt

>that namibia stamp

beautifully forward thinking design

What the fuck am I looking at?

You try looking anything above 10 with that shirt on

...

Excuse me OP, but how is this politically uncorrect?

Holy shit. Just looking at you makes me straight up pissed. Do they not have gyms where you come from? How do you live with yourself with this mediocre physique? God I hope you're not white, maybe a kike or light skinned arab or something.

What state are you in?

Poat one without the shirt pls

I can see it's a fucking shirt, but the fuck is that thing printed on it? Stuff of goddamn nightmares.

I don't go to the gym because that requires interacting with people

It's "Christine" Chandler's Skylander avatar.

hahahahahaha neck urself m80

Why would someone donate money to support this? chris chan receives over 300 usd per month from 29 people

you are a qt add me in discord angeleyejen#1784 maybe we chit chat

Chad Nationalism is Sup Forums's ideology, go over to /fit/ read the sticky and don't come back until you've begun SS.

Why is Chrischan allowed to live?

I do running. I run 2 miles a day trying to get to 3.

>burning valuable CWC merch

>cardio
Now you're just trying to make me mad.

Lol chris chan is selling his fathers stamp collection? I thought he got autismbux

It's not enough to support his LEGO habit, trying to pay the bare minimums on his family's debts, vet bills for running over his cat, and buying frivolous shitty vidya on PSN that he doesn't even play. Not even his Patreon covers all of this, much less his disability checks.

I've lost 10 pound in the past month and a half by doing it. Pic related is me at a better angle

why would you touch or wear anything from him?

hes admitted to having bugs and bed bugs before and is gross as fuck. you probably got shit juice and aids on you now.

There is a cum stain on the letter

If Hurricane Jose hits his shitshack directly I will die of laughter

but why?

>711
>lucky dubz

maybe ill find a reason not to blow my brains out this week after all

>vet bills for running over his cat
lol what

You would look better if you fixed your hair.

In what way

>Not even his Patreon

but why?


>cwc has more money than you


i have no job and will be homeess soon

cwc gets to live in his fantasy life and somehow recently got a gf who isnt totally disgusting while i have no one am im almost 30

Make better life choices, clearly you aren't as lucky as him.

OP vs the Sup Forums user who bought the Sonic Totem - which one is the bigger faggot for giving money to Chris?

Did he jizz on the bottom?

Try combing it over to one side and use a little paste to make it stick.

Ill give you $10

What do you call this haircut?

Life can be a real cocksucker.

I'd wear fucking anthrax before anything Chris sent me.

I know that feel i just got arrested recently and might lose my job. Shit sucks im on bond right now

>Connor McGregor
>crossfit cardiolet triggered
>weight lifting homoerotic, literally videos of white men holding hips "spotting" each other

Don't listen to weight lifters. They are great at lifting weights in rooms. It's vanity. Go to a boxing gym and get off /pol.

>he doesn't know the chronicles of CWC
fucking newfag get out.

post boipussy

I gave 40 bucks

the virgin Sup Forumsack

the chad progressive

I know about him, but this goes better on bant or some weeabo shit.

Part it from the left, your left. Slick it back, keep the back well trimmed.

You look like a skinny version of the older brother from Home Alone

Agreed. This is robot territory

Why does your the top part of your head not look parallel to your body?

The file size limit on /bant/ is 2mb. I wanted to post it there.

>Bring Chris Chan to life on your portal
What a nightmare.

Auction it on ebay. Some autist will literally pay hundreds for it.

Dead serious.

I've got better teeth than him but that seems lika an accurate discription

>I CAN BUY SHIT FROM CHRIS-CHAN

WHAT

WHAT

ADDRESS NOW

I will spend fifty bucks on that guy right now, just for the years of entertainment/loss of faith in humanity he's provided. And in honor of his father, who did the best he could and deserved better.

This too, I'll never step foot into the same state as Chrischan as long as I live. I never want him to be remotely evolved in my life.

I can't believe I missed that thread...
>Size: Big

>thank you for giving me money
>please give me more money
am I reading this right?

Because my head is tilted

post nudes plz

No.
The shirt he sent is an XL. He assumed I was an XL, but to be fair most people who bought from him probably are

Chris claims that his cat Sorbet was struck by a vehicle while outside and he was found lying injured in a gutter.

There isn't any definitive proof of what happened but Chris is known for making excuses and it's entirely possible he backed over the cat to go to McDonalds or something.

List shirt on ebay.

>hes still in his attention seeking camwhore phase

pfffffftttttt

PristineChristine1982 on ebay

This. I was about to post OP looks like his name is Butch

Show your boipussy

I'm going to donate it to hurricane Harvey victims

No!

I really don't like this tranny era Chris, it's gone on for too long.

It's just gotten depressing. It will heat up once they lose their house and barb dies, who knows what after that

What happened with his taint wound?

You seem like a good looking chap. Young people in particular can be overly judgy on looks, i was.
As long as everything is roughly where it should be youll have plenty of options.

Plz

>implying I like women
Passable traps or bust

Ah, a man of culture.

Explain the appeal of this to me please?

Seriously, it was supposed to get gangrene and rot his pelvis away.
How is he still alive?

Feminine body, soft skin, male intellect, feminine penis.

Those arms, I bet that they taste good

Domination of another man, and making the man your bitch. There is literally nothing wrong with receiving oral from a female(male).

But they have to look the part. 99% of traps get the bullet.

They're gay, but they want their partner to act like a girl.

Not gay.

did you post this on the sperge farm yet? Can't wait to see how those rejects react.