/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA GIRL Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

INSTEAD OF ASKING "AM I OK OR AM I FUCKED", CHECK THIS
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weather.gov/srh/tropical

RUNDOWN
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>About a third of Florida's population is under evacuation orders
>Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours
>Pressure 941 mb
>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas
>Traffic appears to be moving mostly freely now, but unless you have enough lead time and gas, driving at all is at this point inadvisable

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Tropical storm-force winds expected in the Keys right around now
>Strengthening as Irma moves away from Cuba and over warmer waters
>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html
>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma
>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
>Mike's Weather Page
spaghettimodels.com/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org/info/
>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Jeff
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/
>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/
>Pastebin Stream Lists
notehub.org/hhevl
pastebin.com/cgnmg8mg
>Liberty Radio
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

THREAD THEME
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youtube.com/watch?v=JsxavPANO8s

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=KTZ20otLr80
youtube.com/watch?v=o9LlC-8qouY
npr.org/2017/09/07/549121751/tell-us-your-irma-story
unvis.it/npr.org/2017/09/07/549121751/tell-us-your-irma-story
earthcam
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1mnGemOYqMAGX
twitter.com/hamandcheese/status/906600024125124609?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=http://uproxx.com/news/hurricane-irma-florida-key-west-storm-surge/
twitter.com/hamandcheese/status/906600024125124609
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

please stick it in me

ty based bread baker

STATUS UPDATE

NW at 6 mph

no change in pressure

...

look at how thick this mommas outer bands are

practically hitting georgia and south carolina from cuba

this is a fatty

posting LEWD THICC Irma

KATRINA 2.0
NEW ORLEANS DOOMED!

Jeff murdered a bird on stream holy shit.

Straight into the Gulf.

NOTHING BURGERED AGAIN

DEATH TO NOLA!!! KEK WILLS IT!!!!

>he's okay, just hit his feet and he flew off

t. bird killer

Fake news. I'm in Orlando and not getting shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=KTZ20otLr80

GET IN HERE

anons are trolling the F U C K out of zello chat for Miami

if my irma aint a 6+ on the richter scale i dont even get out of bed

my irma needs to be luscious and independent and plump

It's a sign.

You assholes had one job. ONE job! It isn't like you hade to make an apocalypse. There was no demand for a holocaust. Your only job was to put the Jews on edge. You didn't just fail. You gave them ground. What the fuck? Arguing about a hurricane? Next thing you know, we will be saying that publix is something more than trailer trash food. Thanks fuckfaces.

>**sniff**

I smell faggots here.

that was funny as fuck

I want Irma-chan to shit a tornado on my face.

Ahhahaah

What the hell is his problem?? What a jerk! RIP sweet birdie.

Naples Florida here. We're ready


>inb4 storm dies and is cat 3 or less

ZELLO RADIO LIVESTREAM:
youtube.com/watch?v=KTZ20otLr80

download the app if you want to chime in

He'll be fine.

link? he's not live for me

>ForecasterWeatherWax

ever notice this shill makes the thread EVERYTIME and has been since this "storm" popped up on the radar

scare shilling at its finest

make sure you shop at Publix goys, go spend tons of money on gas goys, thanks for the federal tax goys, 18 cents a gallon goys, thanks for buying up the hotels goys

Post that European model with the white cone, sweethearts. I haven't been here since yesterday or so.

>so ebin
fuck off

>downgraded
time to pack it up, boys. maybe next year.

I want to moan on it how do I moan on it??

I need a better feed.
youtube.com/watch?v=o9LlC-8qouY

still in tears, m8. had an audience of fifty thousand witnesses to his birbmurder and he's stammering and stuttering. Jeff is the best thing that's happened this season

Best Irma.

>thicc Irma will never blow your shed

Is meterology one of those jobs where the daily grind makes it hard?

get the zello app, go to Hurricane Irma channel, push button to talk

this is gay as fuck I'm going to bed

t. evac zone A in St Pete

do not reply to my posts ever again.

perfect lady

I'm in Miami and getting occasional light wind and rain.

season doesn't end until november or something.

I need a quick rundown : is it happening or not? Looks like after all this hype nothing gonna happen (it's like that tsunami in Mexico).

>School canceled for this

Lucky bastards.

Been doing some scripting.

Here is a webm made straight from the radar in Key West.

It's a 2 now?

OFFICIAL CONVENIENCE STORE RANKINGS
1. WaWa
2. Sheetz
POWER GAP
3. Publix
4. Piggly Wiggly
5. RaceTrac
POWER GAP
6. QuikTrip
7. 7-Eleven
8. Royal Farms
...
90000. Pilot Flying J
90001. Most other things

good idea. going in your sleep will make it much easier.

JEWS ARE POISONING THE WELLS

JEWS ARE POISONING THE WELLS

JEWS ARE POISONING THE WELLS

GLUB GLUB MOTHERFUCKER

...

Then stop being a lazy faggot and bake yourself

Its been well known that these "disasters" are hyped up for economy boost.

npr.org/2017/09/07/549121751/tell-us-your-irma-story

Share your Irma stories.

Archived it for you
unvis.it/npr.org/2017/09/07/549121751/tell-us-your-irma-story

kek it's not even fucking raining here. not even a fucking dribble

it doesnt even hit Tampa for what, like another 24 hours? (assuming it doesnt go into the gulf)

earthcam com/usa/florida/lauderdalebythesea/?cam=windjammer
ft lauderdale beach

IIIIIIIIIIIIII CAAAAAANNNNTT BRRRREEEEEAAAAAATHHHH

no thanks

was hours ago. I'm re-watching his drive west.
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1mnGemOYqMAGX

Somewhere about the 27 minute mark

We are now looking at a Cat 2 landfall in Florida. It is almost a nothing. As it stands, we are looking at a Clinton.

apparently its not too well known, literally 75% of the state evacuated

IS THERE SOMETHING THIS NORD WILL NOT ARCHIVE!?!

>inbr Sup Forumsfag gets on and complains about publix and no happenings

12am update has it barely skirting onshore at st Pete at a low 3 before turning into a 1 and smacking the panhandle. Literally not happening. The hurricane Jew strikes again.

You have to shoot Irma away

>75% of the state evacuated

not a single person i know evacuated

thats a lie

kek
twitter.com/hamandcheese/status/906600024125124609?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=http://uproxx.com/news/hurricane-irma-florida-key-west-storm-surge/

Supposed to be 945 at Tampa. How bad is this? Cat4?

holy benis

Irma is a coverup to hide the fact the NK nuked the caribean as a warning.

Tropical depression

Is there a chance it strengthens over the small amount of warm wayer between cuba and florida? Will the speeds be enough to knock down the cranes at least?

Oh wow it actually plays transparent.

The little empty spot in the middle is the key west radar station. It's clearly moving north west

Of course not well known by the masses.
They are the cattle that exactly eat up this apocalyptic hype.

so is anything going to happen

A fuckng 2

>Hi, I'm a cock loving faggot.

Publix is grocery, not convenience.
Piggies is grocery, not convenience.
WaWa is literal WT located shit.

Also, conflating grocery with convenience and then POWERGAPPING it under fucking Sheetz?
F U L L R E T A R D

Really? Go outside faggot. Literally no one is here.

>mfw Sup Forums actually kept us better informed than the vast majority of the population

Recon almost at eyewall, 110kt max.

Fort Lauderdale here. It's not even raining anymore, I'm bored as fuck.

Give it another 8hrs or so to see if it starts to happen more or happen less.

Has the hurricane hit Ft Myers yet?

On a course for a direct eye hit?

yea in several hours. irma is moving at 6mph right now

transparent webm how

I tried to tell you retards this was going to happen all week

no one listened to me

>twitter.com/hamandcheese/status/906600024125124609
>All those reporters tryna suck this niggas dicc for a 3 second gif of a faggot falling over in a wave
Trump is right. the MSM must be destroyed.

>tfw some anons will day in 1 or 2 days... pls stay safe. wew and sharks and crocodiles with surge? wow unreal

Did you hear Alex losing it on the Friday show? Yow. Can't wait to hear how he plays it tomorrow morning.

Do meteorologists have to run the models separately for each day?

Provide a source or gtfo

Good god.

how did you get a webm to play transparent?

>110kt max

so in other words, it's like 35mph at surface level

are you saying IT'S HAPPENING

7 million evacuated
florida population is 20 million

get fucked

on another note, the storm is moving VERY SLOWLY. eye in the same place essentially.