/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Public Submarines Edition!

PASTEBIN
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INSTEAD OF ASKING "AM I OK OR AM I FUCKED", CHECK THIS
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weather.gov/srh/tropical

RUNDOWN
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>About a third of Florida's population is under evacuation orders
>Windspeed 125 MPH, projected at 140 in 24 hours
>Pressure 941 mb
>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas
>Traffic appears to be moving mostly freely now, but unless you have enough lead time and gas, driving at all is at this point inadvisable

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Tropical storm-force winds expected in the Keys right around now
>Strengthening as Irma moves away from Cuba and over warmer waters
>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html
>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma
>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
>Mike's Weather Page
spaghettimodels.com/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org/info/
>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Jeff
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/
>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/
>Pastebin Stream Lists
notehub.org/hhevl
pastebin.com/cgnmg8mg
>Liberty Radio
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

THREAD THEME
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please stick it in me

1st for publix

>/AHSG/ is getting slower and slower
>pretty soon Sup Forums will have to go back to fighting each other about cuckolding and white privilege and shit

F

babys got thick bands

from cuba to south carolina

thicc

i can get out of bed for this juicy mama

worldcams.tv/bars/irish-kevins-bar

Happening status: Maybe

KATRINA 2.0

LEARN TO SWIM

why most serial killers are men?

shill thread

not happening

this is dumb

I second this

Fantastic grocery store

WE GOING TO NOLA BABY!
youtube.com/watch?v=-ZPZWZDlkaY

stay safe anone

Do meteorologists have to learn how to do volumetric analysis?

All excited for Hurricane Irma?
Did it let you down?

Well Don't worry folks
Hurricane Nate is just around the corner.

youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

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It was a good run lads

IS IT HAPPENING>?>>>

probably cause the people affected are losing power, me i need to sleep

WHEN IS IT SUPPOSED TO HIT TAMPA
>WHEN IS IT SUPPOSED TO HIT TAMPA
WHEN IS IT SUPPOSED TO HIT TAMPA
>WHEN IS IT SUPPOSED TO HIT TAMPA

day and time?

I heard a door open in kevin's bar

Is the looter about to get fucked up?

I've been busy all day, so the hurricane dropped to a cat 3 and is hardly even going to pass over florida now? What a jip.

>Florida Man

New Orleans has no idea what's coming

THREAD HERO

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Tomorrow afternoon if it actually does what they're claming it's supposed to do (for the last fucking few days???????)

Gettin a band right now. Not so bad

i would prefer you not post that

Just joining this thread - is broward county going to get fucked up?

YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT!!

NOTHING BETTER AS A LATE-NIGHT SNACK FOR FLORIDIANS WAITING FOR THEIR POWER TO BE CUT FOR 2-3 WEEKS THAN A COMFY PUB SUB!!

never

It's only a matter of time until we get Hurricane General Lee threads

/ourguy/

>mfw (Jew) id
or is just me?

ANONS WILL SIRVIE

latest radars added

It's gonna go to NOLA. Check em.

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Tomorrow night is when it's supposed to "hit." I think we'll start to get the outer rain bands within a couple hours or so

Would be hilarious if overnight it sped up real suddenly and made a beeline for nola. THey'd have no warning or time to chimp out before it was on top of them.

Please!

is that Irish Kevin?

How fast is this storm moving? It's just sitting around. When will we start to get to see some real shit happening?

fugg...

Off by one kenobi

damn, I could use one of those right about now

FIRE ON THE HOLLYWOOD FL CAM
ITS HAPPENING

zzzz this is not happening

It's moving at 6mph.
Give it a week or two and it'll get there.

the longer it slows down and spends over warm water, the stronger it will become

Tomorrow morning sometime at the earliest, probably. It really got stuck down there, but could get going quick once back on the water.

6 mph. My fat ass can walk faster than Irma right now.

sleeping in a pub is pretty irish, so maybe.

oh shit hurricane mike next year

Cat 6

>holy fuck mega hurricane everyone get out

it's going to end up being nothing, right? I'm in Tampa. Do I have anything at all to worry about? Won't it be a cat 2 by the time it reaches us?

wtf is this nigga doin hahahahahahahaah

Red pill me on Tampa Bay casualties

>>mfw (Jew) id
And a "66" to boot. Do you have any Holy Water around?

I love their chicken tendie sub. Pretty gr8.

link ?

>2025
>all hurricane names of muslim, black, and latino

/deepstate/ FTW

if my irma doesnt have atleast 6 meters of belly on her

then i dont even make the approach to ask for her number at that point

i need 6 yards of pure blubber

then i can appreciate the plump ample full-figured chunky body curvature that every man needs

Is the eye of the hurricane still well formed?

fuck ye

I hope my grandma is ok :/

link, please

Im in broward and my power keeps going off and on.

So maybe?

It's not the happening of the century but its absolutely a happening.

Things look bad for Tampa.

GET THE WATER NIGGA

the suspense

>their_university_system_is_unmatched

Why people want le happening ITT? I'm glad nothing will happen :3

youtube.com/watch?v=5gFntKt8ABI

yes i have in my freezer... bless you

nah, but the hole in your mom is

>Not Lee taking revenge on the south for statue removal

isn't his head sitting at like 2 feet above sea level?

>tfw the storm won't come and kill me
:(

Where at?

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How long does it take for meteorologists to master a green screen?

>not burning your house down before the hurricane in 'mysterious' circumstances for the insurance money, a tactic every native Floridian knows
Is this your first hurricane, you fucking transplant cuck?

Is that because some nigger keeps trying to hook up his generator perhaps?

Looks like a power line eh

Seriously...every report has Irma at a different category, and wind speed. Can the weather people make up thier fucking minds?

God I fucking love these

Lee is gonna be the first right wing hurricane

twin hurricanes Part and Parcel

waiting to eliminate looters

KEVIN WONT STOP FUCKING SNORING

>how do you do, fellow humans?

Repost from old threads
/305/user reporting on this nothingburger.
Sitting on my porch for a while.
Gusts starting to get exciting to be outside for. Rain is currently fucking none inches per second. A tree across the street is starting to develop some kind of deep split. Loud, low cracking coming from it. Sky's still orange from the streetlights but it's lighting up with blue from transformers and other electric discharges. Power's starting to come in and out too. Might need to get my generator running tomorrow. Oh well.

p.s. fuck all you people for making me want pubsubs when that shit's been closed since 8PM on friday

Good night, Sup Forums. At least it was fun wishing it'd hit Miami.

Fucking checked. Lee confirmed our official storm

WE ALL COULD, MY CONFEDERATE FRIEND!!

There have been posts about 'The Official Sandwich of Sup Forums' ad nauseam the past few days in /ahsg/, and for good reason

looting

>tfw my name will never be used for a major hurricane that kills thousands of nigs
Just fucking end it all

Miamifag here, just a few light breezes.

This hurricane is a big nothing burger.

hes far to drunk to notice a little water, user

>it's just a street light
wow