NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 8 AM EST >GFS Model Run 6 AM EST >Fucking up north Cuba and heading to Florida
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 155 MPH >Pressure 930 mb >Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall at the southern tip of Florida >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
For real though, get your bro, get in your fucking boat and get the fuck out of there, you're more likely to survive on a couple hours rough seas than you are being washed away in the middle of it.
Camden Price
What a cuck storm tbqh, anyone not having a nice hurricane party right now should leave Florida forever. Sitting here /comfy/ as fuck in Naples, lads. Life is good.
Zachary Morgan
drop the fucking tripfagging already
Eli Wood
It's not going to be as bad as you guys think. It's hype. Pure shilled hype. When is a happening ever really a happening? Ask yourself this. And brush your teeth. There is nothing to see here just go to bed.
I'm so glad I don't live in Florida. I mean, every time is a bad time to live in Florida, but now is an especially bad time. When my local disaster strikes I won't even know.
>Irma's eye is going to get to only Tampa at 4am monday If the weathermen are right(never are, they said irma was hitting Miami head on) florida is going to be flattened.
Levi Torres
I have 2 drunk friends in tampa with no basement will they be okay ?
The seas are way too bad right now. I was an idiot for thinking I could have even possibly saved that guy. It's baaaad here already. I get that my chances here aren't good either, but that would be certain death.
Gavin Wood
Why? Tons of people on the west coast could still get out northward or further inland, kek
Isaiah Hill
NOT HAPPENING FAGS BTFO!
Robert Perry
so you dont get impaled by a flying alligator
Elijah Morales
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Thomas Campbell
Why do Americans always shit up this board
Mason Taylor
Mods will delete obvious duplicate threads and spam without notice.
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Wyatt Carter
dude if you're in an evacuation zone you need to leave or you're drowning
William Wright
tbf my flag will make more sense when i'm drowning, Naples is fucked man
Ryder White
how long should i sleep guys i dont want to miss this.
Parker Thomas
>too stupid to update infoz
sounds like a you problem
Jose Green
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Jaxon Diaz
Nothing of value was lost.
That's how I want to go.
Levi Roberts
Yeah, we have natural gas lines to every home everywhere I've ever lived in the states. Heating oil is for people that have furnaces or something and live somewhere cold. No worries. There's a guy who uses a trip in these threads because he wants to be special. Sorry!
Ethan Roberts
This storm will kill thousands. Nobody in Tampa is prepared for it.
>DUDE I HATE FLORIDA SO MUCH > SO MUCH SO THAT I WANT ALL THE FLORIDA REFUGEES TO COME TO MY STATE AND OTHERS :D
Joseph Torres
4-6 hours
Camden Diaz
You should probably try a dutch based imageboard then. :^)
Brayden Cox
That's 5 hours old footage
Robert Foster
>FEMA: TELL ME ABOUT IRMA! WHY DOES SHE KEEP GAINING STRENGTH? A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED METEOROLOGIST Irma: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would evacuate a man, before throwing him into a camp. >FEMA: At least you can talk. Which category are you? Irma: It doesn't matter which category we are. What matters is our route. Irma: No one cared who I was until I devastated Barbuda. >FEMA: If I used cloud seeding on you, will you die? Irma: It would be extremely painful. >FEMA: You're a big storm. Irma: For you. >FEMA: Was weakening in and around Cuba part of your route? Irma: Of courshe! Irma: State of Florida refused Hurricane Harvey's offer in favour of yours. We had to find out what wasn't evacuated. >State of Florida: Nothing! I evacuated nothing! Irma: ... >FEMA: Well congratulations! You got yourself weakened! Now what's the next step of your master route? Irma. Crashing this state... Irma: WITH NO SURVIVORSH!
Jackson Smith
Kevin's water has began seeping onto the sidewalk. Likelihood that Kevin will have to last the entire storm in the bar is high.
Levi Young
That one is a recording, fag
Cooper Edwards
They won't be able to because they will drown buddy
Dominic Long
the key west 1 stream isn't actually live
Joseph Edwards
Yeah this is getting good.
Nolan Ortiz
I think he just wants a board without people who tripfag. Like you.
Asher Roberts
Chans are Japanese you fuck - now kys
Evan Wilson
good thing they play those sirens, in case some people don't notice the hurricane
John Rogers
Sup Forums
Bentley Barnes
As someone who stayed in the Keys and fucking regrets it and is terrified: fucking leave. Right the fuck now. If you can't get gas, buy some from someone at an inflated price. Please. Seriously. Godspeed.
