Hurricane Irma

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who /about to get rekt/ here?

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comfy

Fort Myers reporting in

Is it a catagory 5 again yet

>inb4 it intensifies and wind speeds over 300mph

Would certainly blow away the unwanted in Florida

Tampa here. The sky is completely overcast. No rain yet.

noise of the wiper is comfy af desu

its comfy time

key west is copping it now
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nevermind it's a replay

irma a shit

New Orleans must be cursed by God at this point

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eye wall hitting soon

The whole event is overrated user. Every live cam shows light rain and a little windy. Move along, nothing to see here.

storm surge hitting now

Stream?

No lad someone said ~15:00 is when the surge actually comes. That's just a canal getting BTFO by wind.

We have a lot of time before the eye wall hits sadly.

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Just like Deuteronomy

damn, they're going to get btfo then because it seems like the water's risen a fair bit while i've been watching

Boynton beach here. I don't really want to play playstation because the power has flicked off twice this morning already.

its happening?

all the cams in key west are down
fair to say they're getting fucking up right now

So assuming OP's pick the current situation, when is it going to hit the shore

Bonita springs reporting in. Why do have to live so close to the river?

(((((storm surge)))))

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I used to live off the imperial river . Neighbors I know are prepping for 15 feet of surge

This is a nothingburger. I'll be back for Jose.

Live right by Bonita middle. Only real perpetration is putting materials to break through my roof in the Attic.

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F.

Boring. Where fucking Armageddon?

>60+ mph winds and pounding rain since last night
>still have power and internet
this is a fucking nothingburger

Kendallfag btw

Are you prepared for Irma?

never

never, irma is just 3/4
cuba absorbed quite a lot

people on tv kinda sound like this is a dance of with prizes.

Tampa here, am I fucked?

God hates commies.

does your rear hurt?

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Glad i live in Scotland desu

i think i'd rather die in a hurricane than live in scotland.

>Kendall

Are you fucking retarded? You are 150 miles from the eye of the hurricane.

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A tree might fall over and bonk your head so watch out buddy

>big fucking nothing

Why does Sup Forums hype crap up? Remember that stupid solar storm?

I'm driving due south from Pinellas towards Irma. S to spit on my grave

Sup Forums didn't hype this up, the news did. Nowadays, it takes a really bad hurricane to fuck up Florida, now that everything in the state is built to stand up to class 5 hurricanes.

Obviously, you're not white and you wouldn't belong there

How you lads all coping.

Just a bit dreich here. Better than living in country that gets hurricanes or a shit hole like Japan or Denmark

See you, space cowboys.

im also not addicted to smack so i'd have nothing to do.

>big fucking nothing
good, less economic damage. My stocks need to keep going up up you worthless NEETs

What is smack and is it common in Scotland

This.
Since Andrew new buildings are required to stand up to hurricanes.

I'm in Fort Myers and pretty comfy. Expecting to lose power, but that's it.

I'm planning to get a pub sub after the storm passes.

Fill your tire faggot

Nice comfy photo, I wish I could go to Scotland I consider it truly home

heroin. its like their national sport.

Well that's just sad

>Half a foot of flooding right next to the eye
Literal nothingburger

So why the fuck are you in abboland?

That's why I'm out. Had to get the fuck away from the kids. Seemed like a good excuse

False flag. We're going to be disappointed yet again

I love that kind of time.

poor and lazy

And I might hate it, better to be a euraboo

>Pub Sub

Good shit, user. What are you thinking of getting?

Hurricanes usually aren't about flooding unless you live in a shitty bowl on the gulf. We master race Floridians deal with wind, structural damage, and not being able to get pub subs for sometimes DAYS at a time.

MIKE THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Naplesanon posting from phone. Currently driving around down town naples. Just passed a camera crew foing an interview for the national weather association so you might see us on the news (driving a tan Tacoma)

Went down to the beach 10 minutes ago and the water has gone out pretty far from the beach. It's about 4-5 lower than it is normally

>pub sub
Thanks user, now I know what I want for lunch. Stay dry Florida guy

shoot at the hurricane for me please.

to all my fellow married-anons who are toughing it out, did you stock up on condoms?
being holed up /inahouse/ and there's nothing better to do

Oh I will. I fully plan on firing a round off in the middle of the storm

911 dispatcher user here. Daytona Beach area. They got everyone locked in at our center basically waiting for it to hit. With each update it seems less of an issue

all those fucking warning lights and a low tank of gas

That's a butthurt Englishman larping as a Japanese poster.

The English hate it that we are better

Any major mechanical problems with the Lexus, you've got 132 K on it?

Absolutely zero. The warning lights are a barely low tire, and need an oil change. Other than that, I've never once had it in the shop and it's paid off. 2011 IS250

954 Here

It's more than you think user

Excuse me?

Does anybody want to just drive to Florida and cruise around for the day? No traffic. What a rare opportunity.

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Im on it

MIke is based af.

Chicken Crispers of Peace and Prosperity

Hurricane Irma
Is hurricane kek
Spread this around
We must warn the masses

so everyone then

She's hot

considering who lives in Florida, it seems weird that they'd be going after their own

my sister is in key west. i hate her i hope she dies :^)

Can't stop the rapes. Fuck Panama City. Praise Kek.

Shit you're gonna die

Does anybody know where I can find how fast the hurricane is traveling? I don't give a fuck about wind speed. If I was in the eye of the hurricane, how fast would in news to move to stay there? I've read twenty articles so far and nothing

Steady 6mph when I saw last night

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