NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ IT'S HAPPENING NOW
>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
IRMA RUNDOWN ==============
>Latest models still tracking west and showing landfall somewhere along the Gulf Coast side of Florida or possibly staying in the Gulf of Mexico and making landfall on the Florida panhandle
That food looks terrible. >Pistachio Gelato >Aberdeen Angus cottage Pie >"Chicken Bake" >"Fresh Pizza" >"All Beef Hot Dog" >Jacket Potatoes
First of all that pizza picture, all of the pictures, look gross as fuck. Cottage pie looks like literal shit. WTF is Chicken Bake some kind of nasty eggroll? You brits are fucking disgusting when it comes to food, You ruined Costco. I have never even heard of jacket potatoes and it sounds disgusting like who serves it to you strains it through their sleeve when they spoon it out of a vat.
That pizza looks dead. May God have mercy on your soul you starving Mudslime
Gross
Jeremiah Cooper
Sending all my energy to your pussy irma Die Florida die
David Young
Where the fuck are the streams? Turks and Caicos had more streamers than in this shit state
I guess I'll be the first to ask the important question.
When does Publix reopen on the East Coast of Florida?
Jackson Bennett
Thanks for correcting the record
Leo Nelson
Hey guys, why isn't it happening? This is a cat 4 so why does it seem like a cat 3? I came all over my frog statue to energize based kek but it did nothing. What do I do now, friends?
I just woke up and saw this song. You think it is an apropiate future sight viewing of one of the most soulselled man on earth?
James Phillips
So you're saying it's actually not happening? Man what the fuck am I gonna do when mom figures out I came on her frog statue? I'm fucked now, guys.
Isaac Williams
blaming Brits for the shit tier food in an American ran a no frills "retail warehouse"
Ian Ramirez
>Governor Rick jerking for days to tbought of Miami BTFO and kikes, niggers and ricans drowned or driven out of Florida ahead of 2018 election >Irma hits state capitol instead
Carson Phillips
a subroll with ketchup
Grayson Reyes
It's safe like 90% of the year.
Ian Nelson
That crane above him may fall on his head.
Gavin Gutierrez
Can someone explain to me how harvey was so devastating and irma is literally nothing?
Landon Lewis
salsalito turkey, provolone, with brown mustard, oil, extra salt and pepper, lettuce, toasted
Brayden Allen
MIAMI POLICE NO LONGER RESPONDING TO CALLS I REPEAT MIAMI POLICE NO LONGER RESPONDING IF YOU LIVE THERE PREPARE TO LOOT I REPEAT STEAL AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE LAWS HAVE BEEN LIFTED AND POWER IS OUT TO ALL CAMERAS IF YOU HAVE TO KILL SOME ONE MAKE SURE TO LEAVE NO PRINTS AND YOU WILL BE 100% FINE
Tyler Myers
He is in Fort Lauderdale, which is like north of Miami. He will be fine as long as he doesn't lock himself in a basement next to the beach and throw away the key.
David Robinson
it sat over texas and stalled in one spot, lots of rain
Jayden Carter
jeff is not streaming yet. fuck this happening so far...
Austin Richardson
Just wait
Samuel Robinson
Who /IrmaLootCrew/ here?
Owen Anderson
All of our praise to based kek fueled Harvey breh, we did that. But uh, it didn't work in this case because there was some kind of counteracting meme magic. Do you guys know anything that will get caked-on cum off a painted frog statue?
Carson Harris
Harvey was super slow so it would keep raining in one spot for a long time
Jace Foster
>keeps moving west >isnt a direct hit not happening, shows over before it began
Jeremiah King
>yfw you will never get to purge during a hurricane.
