/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - BE AMERICAN GET SHOT EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

KEY WEST RADAR LOOP
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flhurricane.com/flradar.php

NEXT HAPPENINGS
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IT'S HAPPENING NOW

>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Jeff
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

>Florida Keys Gas Station
youtube.com/watch?v=cgDhlWxHOow

>Pastebin Stream List
notehub.org/hhevl
pastebin.com/cgnmg8mg

>Comfy Antigua and Barbuda Caribbean Radio
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Other urls found in this thread:

pscp.tv/w/1MnGnmNQrAyKO
twitter.com/jillianmele/status/906894255381250049
youtube.com/watch?v=ErvgV4P6Fzc
spaghettimodels.com/irma
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

boooooooooooooooring

STOP POSTING SO FAST GOD

JEFF
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first for finland is white

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1st for publix

thicc storm surges

HOW WILL FLORIDA EVER SURVIVE

give me the tl;dr of what's going on
ty

FROM 1-10, DO YOU THINK THERE WILL BE A HAPPENING

1st for millions of americans dying by stray bullets shot at the hurricane

IT'S WOBBLING NORTH TOWARDS ORLANDO

Kim will nuke USA during the next Cat 5

IF ITS SUCH A SHITTY STORM WHY ARE YOY FAGS STILL HERE???

Who here /palm river/?

raining in marion county

not happening

is literally a bad thunder storm.

the fuck is this pussy shit

THICC POSTING

NOTHING
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can anyone understand a fucking word this motormouth Jeff is saying?

he's like boomhauer

Haha.
Be a Hurricane,
Go to America.
Get Shot.

Because I have lost control of my life.

did the keys get beat down yet?

Is it normal for American cities to have electricity transported above ground? I always believed you only see such things in 3rd world countries and Belgium. No wonder so many people in Florida are without power atm.

EVERYONE ONE IN FLORIDA IS DEAD

After a week of hype it's hard to get off the train now that it's going full-speed ahead.

reposting comfy jeff stream

pscp.tv/w/1MnGnmNQrAyKO

from now on only floridian skeltals are allowed to post

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Hurricanes make Jeff high

Posting webms as I find them.

dude spiraling air currents lmao

to laugh at happeningfags when they get BTFO by the nothing

Ocean is receding way back in Tampa Bay
Massive storm surge coming

twitter.com/jillianmele/status/906894255381250049

Happening

I wish Irma would molest my shed.

>Jeff's video is rotated 90 degrees

AAAAAAA

No but seriously, Floridians..thank you!
Thank you for enabling me to be so fucking /comfy/ right now to watch the ongoing destruction of your state.

You faggots are gonna cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rushes into wherever the fuck you are.

In the meantime, me and my fellow /eurobros/ are gonna sit at home /comfy as fuck/ sipping on some hot chocolate and revel in your complete and utter misery. Too bad it's only going to last for about a day..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy the last moment of your lives, faggots

TSUNAMI IMMINENT GET TO HIGH GROUND FLORIDA ANONS IM NOT FUCKING JOKING! NO OCEAN MEANS TSUNAMI!!!

A category 6 Hurricane and a Cat 11 earthquake could hit miami at the same time and destroy the florida peninsula and you would still have memeflaggots in here saying nothing happening.

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You're welcome

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>I always believed you only see such things in 3rd world countries and Belgium.
it's common in the countryside, but usually not within cities.

Dont die Publix subs

How did she get from America to Africa? Also, blacked.

>dig underground
>in swampland
sounds like a great idea

>evacuating because of a little rain
lamo @ florida

youtube.com/watch?v=ErvgV4P6Fzc

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>tfw no giantess as big as continents

Why can't she just swat it away?

DO YOU HAVE MORE

Literally the most bullshit storm ever. Everyone thought it was going to obliterate Miami as a cat 5, then it runs into cuba and the communists ruined the storm, now it's pussying out and will hit the everglades where no one lives, and now wind shear will come and tear it apart in about 6 hours, this weak beta queef of storm will at most kill a few alligators, yet the entire fucking state evacuated over this, fucking bullshit

comfiest video yet... the anticipation is killing me

>tfw I have a giantess fetish

jeff driving around and shit lol

Lol, this nothing. Floridians are the most powerful race!

Burgers are out walking and driving while streaming in a "hurricane".

NORTHERN ONTARIO REPORTING IN: WE JUST LOST POWER FOR OVER AN HOUR
>NORTHERN ONTARIO REPORTING IN: WE JUST LOST POWER FOR OVER AN HOUR
NORTHERN ONTARIO REPORTING IN: WE JUST LOST POWER FOR OVER AN HOUR
>NORTHERN ONTARIO REPORTING IN: WE JUST LOST POWER FOR OVER AN HOUR

Miami flooded already

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Dey ded

No most of it has been moved underground
What remains left is usually emergency connections for phone lines

>amerisharts are running away from a little wind and water

9/10 never forget ;_;7

Depends on the geology. Florida has a lot of reclaimed swampland, so putting cable down there isn't the best idea.

Gods dont interfere in the perils of mankind

Thats bait m8, the guy has been posting that for several threads now.

Oh fugg

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Hard to put them underground cause

The south is wet. In the ground. The ground is always wet.

Oh, baby. Tampa is going to wet

this is old, from yesterday, stop posting it

What happened to our guy at the bar who was asleep on the stage?

WEATHER CHANNEL SUBURBAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

God dammit I hate these Facebook streams.
When someone pops up from an interesting location, they stream for like 15 seconds before putting their phone away.
These instant streams were a mistake.
Livestream.com was far better than Periscope or any other site like that.
Putting up the stream took more time, so only more serious streamers put up a stream, instead of these fickle cunts who click a button and stream for less than a minute before disappearing.

Moat mareen skellington

i have given up at some point

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in Houston, they hopped for best and all die

Getting close!

The keys are still about to get fucked even more.
>pic related

We are following breaking news out of Miami. There are reports of explosions in downtown

Post more/ where can I find more like this?
Or live streaming or videos?

>die to wind
how? just close the window.

Maybe Belgium and Florida have something in common... your cities are built on top of swamps

STAY SAFE STOP SIGN

spaghettimodels.com/irma

Irma is giving me blueballs come on and wreck some stuff already.

#rekt

>weather channel suv drives by
>the other news networks make fun of them for being stupid

MADMAN

Sexy

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>amerisharts are shooting a litle wind and water in an attempt to kill the hurricane

>Publix is always 1st for Florida!

Reminder, Irma threads are brought to you by Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.

P U B L I X P L E A S U R E

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>Not posting the superior version with Irma's eye