RUNDOWN ======== >LANDFALL IN PROGRESS >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
post the latest graphs and paths you faggot retards
you faggots are pissing me off I'm going to go take a bath so I can unwind
Ayden Barnes
stpetefag here, power just went out
Brody Hill
No but seriously, Floridians..FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU for making me get so fucking /comfy/ this weekend only to waste my time observing this pathetic piece of shit you call a “““hurricane“““!! I wanted to see you faggots cry and scream as your houses continously get pounded by tree branches & debris, your windows broken, your cars smashed and water rush into wherever the fuck you were. I wanted to see your nuclear plants explode in tons of radioactive energy and contaminate all of Florida as well as the surrounding states!!
But no, you had to mess it all up! I was gonna laugh at you with my fellow /eurobros/ while being /comfy as fuck/ and sipping on some hot chocolate. Too bad this hurricanelet is now literally at cat. 0. It’s literally just some light drizzle with a comfy breeze here and there.
Now I’m sitting here at home with my empty cup glancing outside the window in a state of utter devastation. I literally haven’t shaved and showered during the whole weekend! I’m broken. FUCKING BROKEN!
FUCK FLORIDA AND FUCK FLORIDIAN PEOPLE!
Gavin Stewart
Once again, Sup Forums disappoints. You promised me BODIES Sup Forums. I demand death and destruction. You owe me, Sup Forums...
YOU OWE ME.
Nolan Jackson
>hurr durr let's buy into the CNN hurricane hype because they need ratings You people are retarded
Dominic Collins
Just flew by my house, I heard him saying "I give this storm a 9/10, only because I don't give 10/10s"
Owen Price
legit never seen this many hook echos in one place before
Bentley James
>> >the state of America <
Jose Nelson
He is kill. Took a cat 5 to the face while bugging in at key largo
Juan Richardson
It's a loop, Don't bother.
William Williams
kek
Colton Taylor
POWER OUTAGE INFO
If you want data on power outages than use these as they are far superior to any third-party shit site floating around.
duke-energy.com/outages/current-outages-m >I can't get it to load/work, but in theory this will provide info on Pinellas County (St.Pete/Clearwater) & northwards along the coast, as well as Orlando
>Any rumors you may have heard that TECO is intentionally cutting off power to customers are false.
POWER OUTAGE INFO
Kevin Morris
Storm surge INCOMING! Irma will have her revenge! >But probably not, feel free to laugh at her
Wyatt Watson
Italian storm>American Hurricane
Wyatt Flores
i bet the jews did this
Jason Scott
Y'all were warned days ago this would happen but no gotta have muh happening
Joshua King
>Projected path was completely off >Power of Irma is completely off Whoever fucking predicted this hurricane needs to find a new career field.
Josiah Robinson
I wonder if the (((Jewish real estate))) will drop land prices along the coastlines after this.
Logan Lewis
are they tornados?
Daniel Scott
Who Fort Myers here?
Jack Morales
Listening to Sup Forumslacks get so upset and blue balled over a non-happening really gets me hard. Almost as much as Jess.
t. Tampa resident
Thomas Ortiz
>Irma takes Floridas tip and goes down to a Cat-1 before it even hits Tampa. What a waste, here I was hoping to have a HAPPENING and be comfy in the eye of Irma, but she was all talk.
Good thing I didn't prep.
Carter Richardson
727fag here, just wanna say the user who said i was retarded a few days back for saying this storm is weak and will be a cat 2 by the time it hits Tampa. kys faggot I was right kek
Grayson Bennett
This is hurricane irma right now.
Jason Rogers
It was a cat 4 and cudjoe key =/= key largo
Levi Wilson
Please tell me youre bullshitting
I'm in St Pete, I dont want to lose power. It can flood 30 feet for all I care but I need power. I dont have any candles or anything to do.
Mason Cox
tornadic cells. so some might be, some might be funnel clouds. all are potetial tornadoes.
Well anons, the winds are picking up and it's time I hunker down in the safer room with everyone else. Can't Sup Forums because I'll be around people. I'll be sure to come and shitpost by generator when this thing passes.
Isaac Sullivan
what happemed to the discord?
Sebastian Flores
It already arrived at cat4. You're denying science.
Tyler Jackson
>/thread
Daniel Thomas
>check weather channel website >article showing dozens of people out walking the bay in Tampa
I'm Zone C, close to 54th ave S and i275 and the power has been out for 8 mins
Eli James
how the fuck can the power be out in St Pete?
I'm up on Gandy and it's barely even a drizzle
Jeremiah Nguyen
what do you mean? I don't understand what you want
Chase Price
Battery technology also necessary for decentralization of electricity. Support competition of Tesla/SolarCity and any other major battery corps. End goal should be total power independence and personal power plants/high-capacity storage for all. will upset governments and end large % of corruption every commoner across the spectrum desires.
Blake Hall
I've been asleep next to my beloved pub-sub body pillow. What did I miss?
Elijah Williams
>I have no idea how hurricanes work
Leo Martin
> Americans are dying
Easton Garcia
Kys reddit
Levi Fisher
BUT SOME FATASS FLORIDIANS DONT HAVE POWER!!! Let's make a general and spam the board with threads because the MSM told us to panic.
Alexander Gonzalez
Weak ass pussy storm. Murican rape shacks can't handle a gust of wind.
Elijah Wright
WHere's kekman?
Ayden Morris
Still no water? I'm with the non-happening crew on this one but the storm surge might be interesting.
Jason Davis
Irma couldn't handle the Floridian bants so she pussied out when she hit land.
Isaac Rogers
how do they have nice cars? they rent before the storm?
>North Carolina is going to get wrecked posters on suicide watch
Levi Cooper
Sustained winds were 95 during landfall, gusts hit 130-140
Happening canceled
Grayson Bell
I want more maps for where I can monitor St Pete outages since I'm in St Pete
Post again if your power comes back on. I doubt the duke niggers will be out to fix anyone's power for at least 2 days
Colton Lopez
When the resources wars start, pray your already dead, leaf.
Easton Ward
LET SNEK IN !!!!
Isaac Perez
METAL
Nathan Hughes
Storm surge definitely has potential. Especially with how much of the bay is/was gone.
Isaac Fisher
i support this, but only half-way intelligent people will be able to manage their own power.
Dylan Ross
Jeff crashed into a fallen palm tree!!!!!!!! RIP JEFF!
Kayden Smith
No idea why power out already. It's literally only windy. Put a timer on tho, if power doesn't come back on in 20 mins, connecting fridge to generator
William Myers
>when a hurricane is so mild you have to hype the surge
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHA
Brody Russell
>happening cancelled again
Jason Richardson
What did they do to keep the water from crashing in?
Josiah White
Lmao what the fuck? I evacuated for this?
Austin Harris
looks like fort myers, naples, and cape coral are getting buttfucked by the eye today
Jason Moore
More americans die to gun violence daily.
Dylan Nelson
772 here. Haven't really lost power or anything but its starting to pick up. Just a bunch of palm branches all over the street and a lot of rain nothing serious. Under tornado watch right now tho.
Jason Collins
start driving back now at half the speed limit and protect your home
Angel Nelson
How exactly did it get so meh so fast? Did it just fuck Cuba up that much?
Dominic Scott
>Cat 1 >"We have never seen a storm this powerful in human history!!"
Logan Hughes
lol just hope the niggers don't rob your house when they realise its empty
Colton Barnes
Basically, yes. Florida just got lucky.
Ryder Nelson
LMAO look at this fucking cuck he evacuated
Fucking sucker faggot, I got something for you to suck on right here. What an idiot you are for believing the media hype. Even IF it was a Cat 5 you would have been fine unless you lived in a trailer park.
Dumbass
Owen Moore
Alright guys I'm out it's not happening gonna go funpost in Sup Forums. Can't believe I wasted the first day of handegg on this storm.
Nathaniel Sullivan
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Adrian Rivera
They channeled their Charas. BELIEVE IT!
Jeremiah Mitchell
YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! PLEASE IRMA GET BACK TO CATEGORY 5!!!
Jonathan Jones
This was just yesterday
Ryder Cruz
Hey shill Cuba ruined the happening just stop.
Juan Collins
magnets
Cameron Anderson
Climate Change fags completely btfo'd
Chase Stewart
Enjoy returning to your looted home.
Tyler Cook
>All these people begging for donations for nothing.
Oy vey.
Landon Campbell
tampa here SUCK IT FAGGOTS YOU CANT FUCK WITH US
Easton Mitchell
This happening is fucking shit. Why did you lie to meeeee Sup Forums
Carson Bell
You're admitting a major happening happened exactly like we predicted. You've turned into a rabid happeningfag hyping up the hurricane, but you slap "happening canceled" at the end of your post. This is a strange sort of denial.
Grayson Robinson
>Cat 1 when it hits me
Jesus christ. I really regret preparing at all. I really hope Lee does something worthwhile.
