Women are not funny

Women are not funny

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you forgot to break off the last word

Not on purpose.

You know you're fucking ugly when Hollywood tries everything to sex you up and you still look like a redneck.

would fug

Women can be funny. Female comedians however, aren't.

Its an obvious fac-

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>WOMAN

Women. Cant. Be. Funny.

Men are BIOLOGICALLY funny

>Women
Use one similar to pic related

youtube.com/watch?v=olysoaQYuh0

>looked ok from thumbnail
>literal vomit tier when opened
So are midget women the solution here? Imagine pocket sized vaginas.

Wrong. Her whole life is a joke.

She's not a woman. She's an elephant who's fat from being kept in captivity too long.

>>looked ok from thumbnail
>>literal vomit tier when opened
>So are midget women the solution here? Imagine pocket sized vaginas.

You sexist racist transphobic pig

thats the first thing i thought of when I saw fran dresher

I have never seen a woman comedian who was funny. I've tried watching them, and none have ever made me laugh. Not once. They only get famous because women say "look we can do it too!"
I have seen some things women say in movies or on tv be funny, but it's not consistent, and not the same as being a comedian.

anybody got some hot pics of amy schumer?

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do guys ever wonders if Chuck beats his meat to her? sounds like something a jew would do

I like her.

fuck you. i WILL fuck Tina fey one day

What the fuck

Maybe can't be funny standup comedians, which doesn't mean they can't be funny. The reasons why they can't do stand up are two:
>most modern stand up comedy (what people consider funny nowadays) includes a great deal of self-contempt
>modern people empathize towards women far more than they do with men. The amount of female hobos pales in comparison to that of male hobos. What this means in comedy: a man being a disgraceful human being can be funny, a woman being a disgraceful human being make the public feel bad, and guilty. Nobody feels guilty towards a male hobo, or a male comedian.

It doesn't help that many choose the path of colluding their routine with feminism, which is the movement of painting them as victims, further increasing the point of them being more sad-inducing that laugh-inducing.

Or maybe they are just unfunny.

Why are like half of female comedians lesbians

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kill it with fire

thats pretty nice

Any girls want this puss?

I wanna fuck ms. Piggy

id put my penis and hands all over that blubber. could you imagine those cold wet thighs smothering your body and face

i dont think thats her

She use to be so HAAWWWT

Shameful

It is

standup comedy shouldnt be a thing anymore

photography is scary, I will admit 100% that this disgusting fat fuckpig looks absolutely smoking in this picture

god damn evil motherfuckers

Are you waiting until she hits 100 years old?

This is her

why do people call this girl an ugly whale again?

THEY ARE BIOLOGICALLY PROGRAMMED TO BE FUCKED BY TALL CHADS SO BECAUSE OF THAT MEN HAD TO LEARN TO BE FUNNY TO WOO THE WOMAN.

THAT'S WHY WE STILL HAVE SHORT MEN AND UGLY MEN, IT'S BECAUSE THEIR ANCESTORS WOOED THE WOMAN. IT'S TOTALLY HERITABLE, GUYS.

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I dunno

If pic related is what you consider a women, then yeah, if not, then it is false.

Her boobies are small

>Nazi flag
>believes women are funny

SHARIABLUEEEE

Kek

Oooooh! So the fact she is a woman is the joke! I get it now!

was having a shitty day, but this.... this makes it all better

vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ

>women aren't funny because they don't need to be.

So you're telling me that (pic related) isn't funny?

>id put my penis and hands all over
You need to be 18 for this board

Time for archive

>vanityfair com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701
archive.is/yTpg3

god she's hawt

>implying you wouldnt slap her belly with your half chub penis until you become fully erect

I'm not a big breasts guy myself I just love her features.

May I refer you to this

Because people go into comedy to get laid. Humor is a good skill to have in attracting women, a lot of these bald ugly Jewish guys pull tons of pussy because of that.
Lesbians are more likely to go into comedy because they're used to trying to attract women with charm and humor instead of trying to attract men with looks

She looks like miss piggy there.

tfw female comedy gets hitch slapped

Jew York

I would punish her pussy

women are hilarious
youtube.com/watch?v=uvCWkR3lS7s

Probably because she's more liberal and Sup Forums wants to think all liberal women look like Oprah with a buzzcut.

>Women are not funny

You are supposed to laugh at them, not with them.

snopes.com/bacca-brides-on-tour/

If they identify as funny, then they're funny, shitlord.

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She looks like Miss Piggy ANYWHERE.

Look this is simple.

All Amy would have to do to be funny, is post this exact same tweet and picture with the words, if enough people support anti gun violence etc I'll put my clothes back on.

Put women can't do this because their egos and crippling insecurity makes them retarded.
They have very little self deprecation skills whatsoever

in other news, water is wet

>could you imagine those cold wet thighs smothering your body and face

I'd rather not.

Because that's an OLD picture.

Because dykes think like men

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