Considering the slowing pace of these threads, PLEASE don't make a new one until the damage assessments come in the morning. We can always reassemble as the need arises. Thank you!
RUNDOWN ======== >LANDFALL IN PROGRESS >Hurricane Center updates are now hourly >GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST) >Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST
I'm finally able to get data on my cell phone. Power is out in the nigger neighborhood I live in. I've been reduced to phone posting.
Sebastian Davis
good, I have family there
Colton Parker
Is meteorology even a real profession? Or is it a job like "poker player"?
Justin Moore
Sounds like a shoah
Evan Rodriguez
Guys I have this storm hitting tomorrow night but my county hasn't been ordered to evacuate yet What should I do??
Joshua Morgan
That's a lot better looking then I thought it would be.
Ryder Ramirez
Kys
Julian Cruz
Where at fellow Floranon?
Christopher Russell
Start boxing up brekkies and sending them them hereforth because God knows the Canadians aren't giving up the poutine anytime soon.
Lincoln Bailey
>cat 1
Not even worth a thread
Liam Stewart
cat 5 jose slams up the coast into DC
Gabriel Allen
You're forgetting there is now an alligator in every bush waiting to bite people
Sebastian Morgan
We know where you muslims are
Brandon Bell
Scientific guesswork at best
Nathan Reyes
>you're so poor you watch TV for your softcore porn needs
Brandon Torres
jose is weakening, happenings cancelled
Cooper Butler
>tfw you live in a community so poor that your weather girl can only afford to wear a t shirt
(forgot pic)
Cooper Miller
we dont take kindly to racism here pal, take your ass back on over to reddit
Grayson Green
local news best news
Jacob Cooper
>power has been out for 2 hours Already considering suicide desu
Jaxon Powell
YOU FUCKING NAZI JOSE IS WORTH THE SAME AS AN HUMAN BEING
Hudson Sanders
>hating muslims >racism
Nicholas Reyes
only 3 weeks to go
Aaron Carter
>Weather Maker
What did she mean by this?
Liam Allen
Irma eyewall directly passed over me tonight in Orlando, did not lose power once.
Connor Brown
...
Kevin Gray
>Miami still exists
Gavin Jones
SHUT IT DOWN
Ryder Bailey
>tfw no flat chested meteorologist gf
Christian Ward
Hey guys I'm gonna get a Publix sun in few days (tenders one) and I've never gotten one before. Are the subs pre-made or do I have to go to Delhi and they make it fresh? I'm worried cause I don't like talking to people
Kayden Price
Dont be ashamed to go charge your shit in front of a Publix sub factory
>mfw no rain for the next week here i like heavy rain, relaxes me when i lie in bed at least i can go for a walk tonight without getting soaked
Nathan Morgan
>mfw asked the gods not to wreck my state and the hurricane immediately got downgraded and became a nothing Fuck you Sup Forums for wishing my death
Jaxson Carter
>Delhi
Poo-Blix
Blake Collins
Nigger looting threads soon
Camden Barnes
She's alright, if she wears clothes like the weather girls from my country she'd look really hot. Like sexy/nerdy.
Jack Ortiz
Do they still block people with the name Dick from ordering? Publix has a very robust naughty word filter
Tyler Roberts
>CNN send some fat chick reporter where it's still windy >Oh and let's put her high-up on a balcony
stupid to watch
Tyler Young
...
William Russell
fucking white people
Joshua Sanchez
Anyone here try the publix philly cheese steak? tasted pretty alright. better than domino's overpriced garbage anyway
Adam Butler
only a prophet with doubles can predict your future
its going to be alot worse for you, this hurricane is only the tip of the iceberg
Caleb Ortiz
Pretty cute smile desu
Jack Long
I've never had a philly cheese steak that was good. It only confirms that philly needs to be wiped off the map for the greater good.
Juan Harris
kek
Jace Nelson
Does anyone have that webm of a tornado in Asia during a typhoon that had been posted a few days ago? The one shot from inside a car where a tornado passed over it and the car in front of him and there was a guy in the middle of the road afterwards.
Charles Wright
Repent
Asher Parker
Apologize
Nicholas Bell
Seriously
Justin Harris
imagine being this stupid
Adam Gutierrez
>women like this are the ones raising these retards
when will the nigger singularity arrive? when will they realize they're are a pest and want to better themselves
ONE DAY PENNSYLVANIA WILL RING THE BELL OF FREEDOM AGAIN AND WHEN IT DOES THEN PHILADELPHIA WILL BE NUCLEAR CHAOS AND THE REST OF THE WORLD WILL BE BESET WITH A RAIN OF UNSATISFYING SANDWICHES
Evan Ortiz
Happy 9/11 everyone.
Jace Wilson
Nah m8, gotta keep hitting the spic central of Huston hard so they all go back on their own.
Daniel Stewart
Only if you're cute user.
Ian Sanders
i have written paragraphs and could write more about how fucking stupid this facebook post is, in every single point, it is absolutely ludicrous. it's fractally retarded. every word a new paradigm adding to an already full to bursting expression of idiocy.
Matthew Hall
>could have looted a gun store and sold all the weapons and ammo illegally for some good money
>steals 100$ pair of shoes instead
Matthew Parker
BOOOOORING
Gabriel Cook
cant wait for all the nostalgia faggotry across the internet
For a Fake News Network, CNN knows how to keep it real
Nathan Smith
lel local news says >DON'T GO OUT BECAUSE THEY MIGHT BE "VERY AGGRESSIVE" >BECAUSE IF YOU LOOT THEY MIGHT BE "VERY AGGRESSIVE"
Sounds kind of racist if they think black people need to be talked to like children.
Oliver Sanders
bls respond
Nathan Lewis
Cape Canaveral reporting in
I though this was supposed to destroy everything I own, not knock out the power for a few hours
Cooper Bailey
If it's any consolation we all wish you'd died
Lincoln Johnson
So do I user
Asher Morgan
Redditor gets parents killed by forcing them to evacuate from Miami to Tampa.
CANNOT STOP KEKKING
Isaac Gray
>evacuate into a more dangerous area POT TER Y
Kevin Cook
I kek even harder thinking about how the actual conversation went down
>"Dad, you are literally going to die if you stay in Miami! It's a fact of science... the SCIENTISTS ALL AGREE" >Relentless panicked pleading continues for 90 minutes until her parents agree to come visit her just to shut her up.
Chase Butler
weakmen
Matthew Garcia
Gainesville reporting in :
Powers still up and frogs are rabbiting at me when I open my door.
Brandon James
What the fuck is it about the style of reddit posts that immediately identifies them as being redditors regardless of where they post?
Xavier Cruz
So irma is cat 1 now. Is there still any major risk from flooding or is this all over?
