>be fit
>have fit gf
>after sex the other night gf turns to me, gets serious all of a sudden
"user, if I ever start to look even a little chubby I want you to tell me so that I can take care of that shit before it gets too late"
>where is this coming from?
"promise me user, it's important!"
>promise her
>she seems happy
>ask her to do the same for me if it came to that point
"of course, I love you after all"
should I be proud? It came out of nowhere but I feel sort of proud of her.
sounds like a keeper
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stone her now or throw acid on her face
>tfw no fit, fat-shaming gf
seriously, she got me thinking pretty seriously about how much it would hurt to be told I was getting chubby, but at the same time being told when I could reverse the damage in a reasonable amount of time would be more than worth any jab to the ego.
My sister got married 2 years ago and already gained 20kg (50-70)
Fucking lol @ my brother in law, cucked by bodyfat.
Forgot to mention: they were together for 8 or 9 years before getting married, and she was never fat during that time, until they got married, then she gained 20kg in 2 years.
>how much it would hurt to be told I was getting chubby,
stating facts can never hurt
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it's a thing I guess
>stating facts can never hurt
it can, but ignoring their implications is the destructive part. glad she brought it up so that I can jump right past any gut reactions.
... why?
Is that V8 or tomato sauce?
Catsup
112 calories/100 ml. Fucking disgusting.
It bait but I will bite. Women's bodies change after children and weight gain becomes an issue that really shouldn't be. It's like 9 months of eats what ever the hell you want then pop out a baby and go back to eating healthy and hitting the gym while being extremely tired. Most women fail and it's understandable because they get depressed and binge eat due to postpartum depression. Their bodies basically feed them dopamine for 9 months and burns out once the baby is born. The tits fill with milk and then begin to sag after milk isn't produced anymore this is due to elasticity. Think fat people getting skinny and there is extra skin well since tits are basically fat bags you get the picture. What I'm trying to say is don't make promises you can't keep or ones that will eventually make you a loner. That change will destroy some women's egos and they will resent you for it. I'm not saying be a cuck with a wife the size of a house however don't believe her bs for a second cause at some point she will stop trying to keep you and get comfy especially after she has a kid.
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Looks like ketchup
Heinz Ketchup
>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, cat got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid fatposting bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my thread now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on Sup Forums. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star...
tfw you can actually see your dick
There is literally nothing wrong with being big boned.
>a bigger body
bigger than what?
kys you fucking retarded fatfuck
Didn't she die recently, I hear she had heart problems because she was such a fatass.
my gf is finally getting sexy and thicc. cute tummy thick thighs and a gigantic ass, but shes really insecure and she hates the way she looks. how can I convince her otherwise?
By cheating on her
While I was creating essential threads about upcoming communism in European Union, which is officialy endorsed by it's leaders there was no response.
When I created a thread about how banks, entertainment industry and socialist politicians work together to enslave Whites noone cared.
When I created essential threads about work ethics and how they can save White men noone cared.
But threads abiout nigger dicks, fat women and e-celebs are endorsed and have 300 repiles. It really shows how "redpilled" Sup Forums is.
Dude your gf is crazy dumb her and get a thicc girl
>555
Nice but nobody gives a fuck dude, just stay here and meme, that's all Sup Forums is about.
Bitch dab.
so why did you post dat?
you should kys yourself before it is too late
fuck off shill
such a lie. nobody can exercise that much and still be that huge, even with a genetic issue
Better get that tinder profile updated, boy. Only a superficial cunts says that shit. I noped the fuck out of the last two "relationships" I was in and both of them said the same shit to me. Im in the Army and being single is better anyway. The fact you basically said youd never gain weight for her makes her thinks she has control of you. Distance yourself and stay single.
Im pretty sure that was a different hamplanet but they never love to see 35 anyway.
Soon.
dont tell her if she does
What'd you expect? You must be new
lol whatever fatass
She sweats and gasps for air just standing up, check her TEDx talk
is this some new psyop or are you that much of an autistic faggot, holy shit
>drinkwater
That's not how you spell "soda".
nice trips, and yeah, sadly there's a lot of newfags around, don't let it bother you and keep trying
>drink-water
>drinks milkshake
write I love you on a boomerang then throw it at her
Your mix tape is fucking trash, user. It's this what happens when we let the third world think that it's okay to try and write music?
10/10 bait
>it's 9 months of eating whatever you want
That's the excuse that pregnant fatties use to fat. If you up your protein and vitamin intakes accordingly, the only weight gain is theoretically the baby + retained water.
>losing weight is hard
Fuck off fatty. The cholesterol in your arteries is harder.
Massive weight gain during pregnancy is a forced meme that a lot of people fell for.
>glock
Neck yourself chinknigger
You should not be proud. Women who are overly worried about their weight (below the threshold of being unhealthy) have a lot of mental problems. Let me guess, she's pretty young, right?
If she has to work out to stay thin, she's going to chub up at some point. That's just the facts. Any woman I've known who stayed thin after kids and after 35 is naturally thin, meaning that no matter what they eat or how little they work out, they stay small. If your girlfriend has to monitor her food and work out a lot to stay trim, she's going to put on weight at some point. Both of you need to come to terms with that.
My bro was really brutal with his wife after she popped out the kid. He made her join a gym, checked up that she was really using it, and told her if she didn't get back down to pre-birth weight he would kick her out.
One time we were all having dinner and she reached to get a second scoop of ice cream, and he cleared his throat so she put it back. LOL
I laugh but in a way it was creepy and cruel. Nevertheless, it worked.
that was fake news apparently