What was this guy thinking pol?

What was this guy thinking pol?

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I BET IT WAS THE JOOOOOSSSSS!!!!!!

>splat

I hope a thread about me isn't repeated by some faggot OP

>Sheeeeeeeiiiiiittttttt

If you're going to save me Jesus and prove you're real, nows the time.

>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Poor guy, that video kinda gets to me.

Invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

FUCKING MUSLIMS

>I can't believe Price prefers Van PattenĀ“s card to mine

>there is no spoon.... there is no spoon.... there is no spoon....there is no spoon.... there is no spoon.... there is no spoon....there is no spoon.... there is no spoon.... there is no spoon....

I'll try jumping, that's a good trick.

better than burning alive desu. Least you get an adrenaline rush while youre at it.

>What was this guy thinking pol?

"traps are gay"

I can see my car from way up here.

Good post.

The smoke was going to get him first. That would be the best way but you know nyc and its smoking laws. Bad bad smoke.

you are the wind buh neath my wings!

"This is it, ma. I finally broke into acting. A weird first job though. I hope they don't let go of the rope, and that I look good on the green screen."

I mean, burning alive is undoubtedly more painful than free falling into instant death.

That is fucking hysterical. Seriously.

Can we be absolutely sure the videos and imagery are real? Some people claim all this material is faked.

>green screen

CNN strikes again

>i hope nobody defends the people that did this at some point in the future and grants them refugee status in the west

What would've been the most probable way of surviving in his situation, Sup Forums?

>Better try to fly than be crispied alive like a nuggets

Sup Forums will remember me

>Record scratch
>Yup, that's me

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People working at those heights should have access to parachutes. GTA style.

My dude, those effects are so cheap even we can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

There was no way of surviving. I would have let the smoke get to me, pass out that way.

by blaming the jews

Pretty Lear what happened. Folks broke windows for fresh air. People in back were burning and pushed.

that pic is kino as fuck

Kek

There is a way

guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/highest-fall-survived-without-parachute/

youtu.be/cVBCE3gaNxc?t=38

>scratch tape
>freeze frame
>yeah, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up here

street vendors carting out hay for people to jump into Assassins Creed style

>What was this guy thinking pol?
Aim for the bushes

At least I wasn't racist

>If I wedged myself between those narrow pillars I could have spider walked my way down.

>I can see my house from here...

>"oof, its fresh in here, love it"
>"damn I wish I wasnt burger"
>"fucking winds, too strong!"
>"Hey! I can see the pricks from the floor below from here"
>"Why am I upside down?"
>"Cant wait to tell my friends about this"
>"Dubia is a cool guy"
>"This view is killing me"

>Why didn't I buy that 1200 feet of rope while it was on sale at home depot

kekd

someone has to do something about these goddamn kikes

1/4 of the population are retards

Pic related

youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

more like 3/5

underrated

>absolutely put a cloth in front of your mouth-nose, preferrably wet
>put on many layers of clothing on you
>wet it with anything (inflamable obviously) you can find
>pee on it if you can't find
>crouch and go for the exit
>wherever you find water (faucets, water coolers) resuply, also if it is a faucet, try to block the sink and flood it if there is fire below your floor
>remember if the air is unbreathable, crawl like a worm if you cannot see, sprint while holding your breath if you can see

That's pretty much what you can do

Quality kek

Last thing to go through his mind was the pavement

I should never have come here illegally

Carlos, you little shit!

>something just struck me

Devilish

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C A R L O S
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>Last thing to go through his mind was his ass.

fix'ed

Lower floors were in flames due to the impacts, the jumpers were trapped in the upper floors, np escape from the fire there.

>What was this guy thinking pol?
"Life is still passing me by"

>Pick up a chair
>stand on it
>shuffle to open window
>shuffle out of the window
>just as the chair is about to hit the ground jump off

I'm no superman but at least I tried.

Well people are not trained on how to react in fire crises. If every one was trained, most would have been able to get out alive. In almost every situation the victims die due to stupid decisions of panic, rather than no other option.

Anyway the kraut asked what scenario would yield the best chances of survival, and thats how you should exit a burning environment

Fuck Islam and death to anyone who supports Islam.

Can confirm this works

>That gypsy fortune teller warned me.

Start spinning, spinning faster and faster, then spin even faster until the air starts to curve around you, converting some vertical velocity into horizontal velocity. Then you just roll along the ground unharmed.

>it ain't me starts playing
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TqtehtSB0LI

Take off trousers (yanks call them pants), tie a knot at the bottom of each leg, hold on to waist band, hope that the air being caught in the trousers will slow you down, pray you land in the back of a trash van like Stuart Little did.

What a time to be alive

"I'd rather fall to my death than burn to death" and probably a lot of the things I'm thinking right now.

'Fucking sandniggers'

Need to get a new window cleaner, look at the state of these windows!

pay ur debts

we are all Muslims now

First time british sense of humor made me laugh. Thanks Ahmed, have a (You).

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"I hope they don't find my porn stash."

nope

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"man i sure hope hell isn't a real place"

not my president

This day in 16 years time I'm going to Florida for my holidays.

Congratulations faggot. You killed yourself and your dignity in the process.

Fucking Jews.

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You're Portuguese. You don't have any dignity.

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The One Fucking Day I happen to show up for work on time! FML

He said:
Thank god all my information wont be raped in 2017

Oh god, it's so fucking hot, better die by falling than get burned alive.

> Wow...I can see my house from here...

I think he figured it'd be better to die immediately by hitting the ground instead of being burnt alive slowly in a fire

Wow, seeing that happening to such a big empire like Portugal was. Really sad

In the age of public apologies, no muslims say sorry because they're not