I'm gonna do it

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>slimegirl
>desert
This won't end well.

When a slime girl is involved there's always a "happy ending"

Oh young, naive fool...

i hear in the desert you should drink your own pee
do you let her drink it?

He is gonna drink he isnt he.

No, slimegirls are 99% water

What is the remaining 1% made of?

You can pee into the slimegirl and restore some water back each time.

slime. The 1% is made out of slime.

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>willingly let your slime children drink paint

Nigga

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Bear Grylls pls

but where did the extra sweater come from?

They're each wearing half of the original

she was wearing two

???

How can slimegirls have high viscosity if they're 99% water?

love

Magic slime.

Look closer.

The rest is powdered Kevlar.

That 1% must be some kind of viscous substance

jelly