Why?

why?

Because Arararagi has good taste.

This.
Tsukihi best sister. Also third best gatari.

you didn't eat all the eggs.

i'll be getting eggs today

you have to eat all the eggs.

because the show is literally porn wrapped in pretentiousness

i was only planning on eating 3, i ate 12 hard boiled eggs once

>literally
Millennial detection force here, you're coming with us.

Why not?

You don't have to tell me what happened
but you do have to eat all the eggs.

okay okay

Araragi is a Beefag, user

When will VR get here so I can know the pleasure of licking Tsukihi's armpits?

I want to lick Tsukihi's armpits.

The two are a package deal though

He's walking her home gently

this
Because Tsukihi actually wants her onii-chan to destroy her just as bad as Karen does

>someone doesn't get it

was it too deep for you

What's a beef ag?

TIES doujins make my dick go doki doki

I want a lewd, semi traditional step sister

Because fucking your blood related sister is the absolute best

Why do you have an egg in your hair ALL THE FUCKING TIME

Araragi makes all the girls he's fucked wear it for some reason

It means she is fertile and waiting to be impregnated.

Once she gets pregnant it falls out