Be a jew

>be a jew
>get masturbated to death by hitler

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>be on Sup Forums
>masturbate yourself to death looking at hitler

Seems legit

>be a jew
>see hitler personally burn your father alive at the stake

>be a jew
>get thrown into the "bears and eagles" cage by hitler

My favorite is the Holocoaster and the rape dogs. Only the deranged mind of a jew could come up with such nonsense.

>masturbation machines
wtf this can't be real

oy vey how dare you make fun of masturbated victims of the holocaust? don't you know 800 trillion Jewish sperm cells died in Auschwitz alone? I'll have you know my grandfather was milked of all of his sperm then thrown into the ovens and turned into a lampshade-shaped soap bar before he was gassed to death. luckily he survived and escaped to tell the tale. oy vey i can feel the souls of the 6 gorillion flow through me

>be a jew
>get cremated to ashes in 30 minutes

THOUGHT POLICE COME QUICK

SOMEBODY IS DENYING AN ABSOLUTE TRUTH

>be a jew
>get electrocuted to dust by a rube goldberg machine

wtf did I just read

>be a jew
>avoided getting gassed because you're hungry

>be a jew
>watch daughter get raped by specially trained nazi rape dogs

>a firing squad can't tell if you are dead

wow

"evidence"

>be a jew
>survive getting gassed six times

>gas the jew
>ebil Nazis take her to the hospital instead
Wew

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>be a jew
>get balls chewed off by nazi dogs

>be a jew
>get killed by james bond villain contraptions

>be a jew
>ride hitler's roller coaster of death

>be a jew
>get released from your jew execution camp for good behavior

Wow, Hitler was a jerk.

How you dare doubt about the holocaust goy 6 godzillion jews were kill

>Masturbating machines.

tfw Nazis invented the Internet.

The shoah is the kike version of the fisherman's tale. Top lel.

Death by schnü schnü

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>Sup Forums's dream
>Fuhrer fapmachine

Good thread OP have a bump.

This thread is fucking gold and whoever saved all of this deserves an award for exposing holocaust

Where can I find plans for these masturbation machines? It is for a exhibit at a holocaust museum of course.

Where can I get one of these jew masturbation machines? Asking for a friend.

Who has the one about the nazis on motorcycles throwing tomahawks at jews?

The barbarity of the kraut menace is unparalleled

>tfw nazis try to kill you with masturbation machines so you spend fifty years subverting the white population with degeneracy and mass sexualization culminating in destroying their birth rates with sex robot waifu masturbation machines

>nazis on motorcycles throwing tomahawks at jews
wat
i need to see this

holocauster tycoon

>Hitler's specially trained SS attack canary squadron devour a communist, Dachau, 1943 (colourised)

>oh vey SHUT IT DOWN

I beat it to that movie so many times

There's something deeply disturbed in the Jewish psyche for them to be able to come up with fake stories like this and play it off as perfectly acceptable and true. It's literally fanfic snuff tales using a supposed warcrime as a setting.

I need this

What's the name of that eternal evil antisemitic spirit jews believe in? It's part of their religion. They literally believe there is an evil demon that out to get the jews tht reincarnated every generation. So they basically believe that this demon manifests himself in every generation and they think Hitler could be reincarnated at any moment. I forget the name of this spirit, but anyway it's part of the reason why they feel so persecuted all the time. Their religion literally teaches them that the evil spirits are out to get them and they are born out of paranoia. The shoah is just basically another manifestation of these spirits.

>There's something deeply disturbed in the Jewish psyche for them to be able to come up with fake stories like this
It was all about gaining sympathy and thereby more power, which is what they did massively post-WW2.

>tell us about what it was like during the holocaust.
>hitler beat me off.
>of what?
>what?

Oy Vey you antisemite, maybe you need to be fired from your employment and sent back to grade school to be educated properly again. I'm sure you local college has adult re-education courses that will help clear up reality from fiction.

Tfw ywn be a POS sissy S.S sex slave

>those evil nahtzees said they were gonna give ME hyperinflation!

>when the gas chamber has peepholes

DEY WHACKED OFF DAT NIGGA?
DANG SMOKE ONE FOR DAT NIGGA.

So many Holocaust survivors seem to have met Josef Mengele.

>ALERT: goyim scam, chocolates and candy were NOT provided

>be jew
>too dumb to just open the door
LMAO

HEIL HITLER

*SIRENS*

*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

*WEEEEEEEEE-WOOOOOOOOOOOO*

THIS IS THE THOUGHT POLICE, THE JEWS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE UKRAINIAN FAMINE, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.

Wait a second....

That actually happened. You are the disturbed one. You've been brainwashed by internet faggots to think Nazis were good.

A friend asked me for CAD files of these machines. He's curious how they worked

The masturbating machine or the peepholes in the gas chamber?

Some bad shit happened, but some of these stories are rediculous

>LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

A masturbation machine? Sounds like something out of a Mel Brooks movie.

I won't judge if it's true or not, but it's a scientific fact that with breeding for higher intelligence they jewish population has way more neural problems.

>Hospitalized
>Hospital
>Hospitality
>going to kill someone but decide to hospitalize them because they're hungry

Wow, those Nazis are sooooooo evil, amirite fellow goyim?

Your friend?

leaf

Rape by dogs

common
spared gas chamber and sent to hspital because she felt sick
who invests medical treatment in a person who they want dead

>get masturbated to death by hitler
Slaanesh would be pleased

>(((sausages)))

pic of masturbation machine pls

>be jew
>be executed via chamber of revolving knives

>Germans not shy about taking photos of women before being killed or raped by men.
>No photos of dog rape
Seems legit

ARE YOU DENYING THE SHOAH?!
OY GAVULT! NEVER FORGET THE 20 TRILLION GOY

Anyone have a source for any of these weird inventions ever existing?

Fuck if only that was real

Shit Jews had it bad, but starting to think exaggerated to be milked by Jews that weren't even there.

Damn is this why the left wing and right wing Jews are so different?

Kinda hot desu

"There are more Holocaust survivors in the world than stars in the the galaxy"
-neil degrasse tyson

>rape by dogs
>he doesn't know how to consent woof
nice proxy, everybody knows Canadians know the proper way to get consent from a dog

>THIS JEW IS TOO SKINNY AND SAYS HE CANNOT WORK ANYMORE
>WELL PUMP HIM UP THEN

Sauce?

>be jew
>spend your last moments on a rollercoaster

>concentration camps were made by Rise of the Triad level designer
Neat.

No way this is real

>left and right wing Jews

No such thing. Simply controlled opposition. They are all one and the same.

This sounds like how Sup Forums wants to die

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You sound like a fucking nazi. Check your privilege bigot.

I believe that the Nazis were responsible for 5.8 million Jewish deaths during their occupation of Eastern Europe, most through direct killing (via shooting or gas) or maleficent negligence (starving, overwork, exposure), but fuck I hate these damned kikes shilling these obvious lies to make the Holocaust more horrible than it was.

Plus they ignore the simple stuff like the Nazis starving 3 million Soviet POWs to death. Because they were just goyim.

>I believe that the Nazis were responsible for 5.8 million Jewish
>doesn't realize the figure was corrected multiple times

woooooowwwww racist much?

Yeah I don't believe any group of humans would be that united

Why do you deny the official story goy?!!

youtube.com/watch?v=nxbV3RsyQwI

kek, even if all this bullshit was true, or even capable of being true, the nazis were still like teletubbies compared to this nigger

Dude why you have to go hating on Vlad?

this is kind of hot, desu