-Do you know why the US can't win a chess match?

-Do you know why the US can't win a chess match?
-Not really...why?
-Because they lost their two towers!
HAPPY 9/11!!

R8 my wallpaper

lol funny and original

Death to Israel!

You fucked up the timing.. 11:09 really? dumb.

Actually no.

In Brazil we read day/month/year

So its alrgiht.

Do you know why Brazilians can't win a game of chess? Because they're niggers

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R U MAD?

No I'm American

You don't read Minute/Hour. It's always Hour/Minute

>what is a rook

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9/11 Didn't happen in Brazil, so it should reflect the date where it occurred. Niggers gonna nig I guess.

Happy international jenga day

are u mad, fatty ? Celebrate freedom on this day.

Who calls rooks towers faggot

I'm a burger and that's a good one.

Of course not.

Only dumbericans uses this strange calendary.

Worldwide people use day/month not month/day

I prefer a 9/11 any day instead of being humiliated in the only thing my country is supposed to be good.

SOPA

Good one, too

Get back to scrubbing toilets CauĆ£,your Internet cafe time is almost up

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UMA

Fuckin' ass-backwards UMA DELICIA. Nigga's got dyslexia or some sheeeit.

>towers
C R I N G E

ahahaahah kek

I wonder why americans didn't shoot to planes because they have guns ahaahahah

Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
Because they couldn't find three holy men and a virgin.

How many Jews do you fit into a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray.

What is hair and moves up and down in a baby crib?
A jew's ass.

You cant possibly be THIS mad

>le spic joke

What a stupid fucking thing to say. Show flag loser.

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