Redditor accidentally gets parents killed by guilt tripping them into evacuating directly into the path of Irma
Thomas Jones
>Not being rich enough to flee out of state whenever and stay with those relatives you never see >Not being brave enough to face the wrath of God with a smile on your face and LARP as Lt. Dan Pathetic
Henry Perry
So now Irma is kill, wtf is happening to Jose?
Its dropped right down to a Cat 2 and seems to be fizzling out without actually doing anything of note.
Parker Williams
We out here still got power that's right Irma could handle Florida's throbbing cock
Landon Russell
High tide is at 1:10 pm, am I kill? Hilton Head SC.
Jayden Butler
that's because it was just a shill campaign to get people to go spend money and clear out the shelves. dont buy into the Jose hype
Michael Jenkins
It looks set to hit the east coast eventually once it stops going all over the place but is it really capable of doing anything if it's dying off well out in the Atlantic before it even makes it remotely near land?
Florida got fucked hard and this was only cat 3. If you live there you should evacuate the state for life. Seriously why do people live there?
Ian Hall
so huge it's still sweeping in water from the atlantic hundreds of miles away.
Daniel Torres
Keep an eye out for Sheet Metal everyone.
Ryan Hernandez
>2004/2005 season >Live in rural area >Last to get power back because I'm in a low population, low priority area
>2016/2017 season >Live in suburb >Last to get power back because I'm on the last street of a high population area
Anthony Rogers
tropical life while still living in a first world country
Jose Jackson
>state of (((science))) is so full of lies that your mayor declares it a miracle his city was hardly damaged
Cameron Ramirez
Thanks Jeff!
Hunter Bell
Just beginning here in Tennessee.
Jacob Cruz
fuck jose
Robert Thompson
>Florida got fucked hard Miami, the liberal ghetto of Florida, yes I hope they dont come back. I got hit dead on, eye went over my house, didnt even lose a shingle, shit posting now on my hot spot while all my other family in town didnt even lose power
If you cant handle living here please dont bother coming back
Landon Evans
We live next to Stanton and we still lost power. No idea of our priority.
Jeremiah Cox
Anyone got any good rake/leaf blower/chainsaw meme? Florida could use some of those right now.
Side note, is there a canadian leaf meme that utilizes a chainsaw rather than a rake/leaf blower, for when the whole damn tree comes down? Someone make please.
Xavier Garcia
Next Wednesday?
Colton Allen
This.
We didn't even lose power.
Kayden Scott
> I-Irma is just a pussycat tropical storm...
With over 112 billion dollars of damages so far, Irma has dethroned Katrina as the costliest hurricane.
She is one demanding gal.
Xavier Butler
Yep.
Andrew Johnson
weren't they estimating 180bn for harvey?
Xavier Collins
> anything of note
Except for doing the most damage in history of the US.
Shit, I forgot Harvey. They didn't add him to the wiki list yet...
Landon Taylor
a healthy pine tree on my property fell on my neighbors cuck shed and caved in the roof we have home insurance but wondering do I call the tree people to remove the tree or does he call them and if he does do we pay for it? or insurance idk new home owner here pic related
Henry Garcia
if you have insurance , call it and ask them , why are you asking us are you retard
Wyatt Peterson
Talk to insurance but really anything on your neighbors side is going to be their problem; at least in general.
Tyler Martin
>3 CRANES TOPPLED IN FL lmao the media overhyped the shit out of this storm
Bentley Baker
Is that inflation adjusted?
Joseph Anderson
I'm tired of everything being based on wind speed when really its almost always a flooding issue. the cat1-5 system needs a total rework
Camden Sanders
Of course they did.
Jackson Jenkins
Since it fell from his lawn, it's considered a nuisance, and it's his responsibility to remove it, I think. You'll have to ask his and your insurance companies.
Austin Anderson
Owait, never mind. Reverse. It.
Xavier Robinson
I live in Orlando, never lost power or internet once, even as the eyewall was right over us, this storm was literally nothing
Owen Adams
naples fag here, confirmed nothing
Noah Lopez
Let's all pray that Jose kicks back up to Cat 4 and goes for a second go at Florida.
Evan Moore
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Bentley Jenkins
Well, nobody carries liability insurance on trees. His shed, his insurance, Removal of the tree, however, will likely be out-of-pocket.
Liam Walker
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Blake Carter
I've just woke up, anyone know what happened to irish kevin and his bar?
Hunter James
checked, do it for the happns
Joshua Ortiz
I meant Jose, not Irma.
Anthony White
>Saturday: clear skies >Sunday: cloudy skies >Monday: increasing presence of winds and rain This is it boys. I'll be east of the storm, but there's a chance that I could lose utilities.
Austin Adams
raped by miami niggers
Nicholas Davis
When it was still predicted to mirror Hurricane Matthew, my sibling was still considering a trip to PCB with the spouse for a weekend at the beach. I'm glad my parents knocked some sense into the couple to not pull off that shit and stay here.
Joshua Morris
according to our met office, jose is due to fuck up florida a bit more.
Isaiah Brooks
thx guys will call them soon I just honestly don't know if I should call the tree people tell them to remove it and in the process the she gets even more destroyed and he tries to get payed but as you can see it has a tarp on it so the roof was bad anyways here's another pic of the front took out my internet that I know it's the city problem because it's blocking the street still windy af here Central Florida heard like 20 transformers blow
Jayden Lewis
Jose will destroy Florida, Georgia and the Carolinas as a Cat 5
Elijah King
...as a tropical storm if it keeps on cucking out like it as present. It hasn't even hit anything though to make it start dropping energy like a bitch.
Should have been re-named as 'Hurricane' Jeb.
Hunter Scott
321 Merritt Island here, we already got power back but still no water. This is the first storm in decades that knocked out our water. Just some minor debris, despite this place being an east coast barrier island there is never any flooding whatsoever.
Lincoln Perry
Nice reading comprehension.
Hudson Adams
Hit Florida ride up the coast and hit NYC as a cat 6
Zachary Wilson
GA user here. Currently on the eastern edge of the ATL Metro Area. We're experiencing light to moderate rain with wind gusts around 20 MPH.
Wyatt Bennett
just got home to tampa the devastation is incomprehensible.
How did the damages get so high? Are they taking into consideration all the productivity that was lost because people had to stop going to work? I don't understand..
Isn't Florida use to being flooded /hit with hard rain lol
Levi Hill
it's an estimate, meaning: it's complete garbage
Parker Lopez
no sheet metal?
Kayden Sanchez
BREAKING VERY IMPORTANT NEWS PEEP YO EYEBALLS AT THIS
The Key West Butterfly and Nature Conservatory is alright. No damage sustained from winds or flying debris. The floor is slightly damp immediately inside the door so watch your step.
BREAKING VERY IMPORTANT NEWS PEEP YO EYEBALLS AT THIS
Nathan Wood
Honestly I have no clue how they're accounting for the damages. Looking at my neighborhood there aren't any houses even missing shingles.
Austin Gonzalez
awww shit,
UK model has it going into Miami
Noah Perry
It's the economy (growing) stupid.
Evan Torres
Not this shit again..
David Brown
...
Jordan Morgan
Most of the flooding problems come from the wind. Hurricane's don't drop 8 feet of rain, they push 8 feet of ocean water onto land.
can we please not hype jose a tropical storm that won't even make landfall. makes us look like idiots
Gabriel Roberts
Start making threads when it is on 72h ECMWF
Gavin Davis
We should definitely make a
Lee Maria Nate Ophelia Philippe Rina Sean Tammy Vince Whitney
Waiting thread
Ayden Price
When the fuck is power coming back? It's fucking hot as hell here in broward.
Brody Butler
chances are increasing that it makes landfall somewhere on the east coast....nothing much to hype though,won't be all that strong
but that gfs NJ track would produce a shit ton of surge for nyc
Michael Butler
Is this really the best Trump can do?
Benjamin Lopez
euro a shit,it was just slightly less shit than everything else
Zachary Powell
Where are you? I'll track down info/reports from your power provider. I know you don't want to give you full address but the more details I have, the more liely I can get pertinent details.
Adam Nelson
I've seen you two shills back each other up in every thread
I hope both of you die
Matthew King
>twn be a Zardoz hurricane WHY
Mason Foster
Here's the lastest on recovery efforts in the keys. Very recent info:
