"Pope Francis was knocked unconscious after a racist white man struck him twice in the face, which caused him to fall over and hit his head on the pavement.
According to an Italian police representative, witnesses say that the 80-year-old leader of the Catholic Church was accosted by the alleged assailant as he was praying for a group of migrants outside of a food truck in Alberobello. The assailant verbally attacked the Pope for being a “Muzzie Lover” and screamed “Deus Vult” before striking him with a motorcycle helmet, then quickly fled the scene. The assailant is still at large and police are..."
>racist white man so anyone thats white is automatically racist?
i hope he turns out to be a muslim
Gavin Price
fake news
David Cox
Likely a fabrication of the imagination and a ploy to frame right wingers for political gain.
Nathan Hughes
Why would you just go on the internet and lie?
Dylan Anderson
BUMP
Nathaniel White
fake
He wouldn't have gotten away. Swiss guard doesn't fuck around.
Nathan Robinson
Ha!, nice try.
Ian Gomez
Could it have been...
I daren't say it.
Jaxson Wood
Why is it that those imposing "THE AGENDA" always seem to have mysterious black eyes, usually on the left side? There's usually a phony story like this one to go along with it. Hmmm.
> search "celebrity black eyes"
Jordan Cook
Isn't the pope in South America? Are there even whites in congolombia?
Jason Hill
>praying for a group of migrants outside of a food truck
Brandon Morales
NOT MY POPE!
Jace Clark
If anything like that ever happened you can guarantee the mother fuck wouldn't get away from his security.
Bentley Bell
>If anything like that ever happened you can guarantee the mother fuck wouldn't get away from his security. >the motherfucker If you like this pope, you're an heretical communist.
Jace Nelson
Thought he got hit by the Left?
Andrew Cooper
>majority of the human population is right handed >when you're facing another person, your right is their left
ZOMG Lumernarty confiremd buy water filter nap
You sure are fuckin stupid.
Isaiah Fisher
>Catholic upset with the way things are being run in his church >Sees Pope on the street >instead of attempting a discourse with the Holy Father he decides to sign up for a lata sententia censure Fake
Colton Martin
Fucking cathocucks worshipping a communist false idol. Your pope is fucking cuck
Nolan Green
Someone was able to get a picture of the suspect.
Thomas Lee
FAKE NEWS
>His last day in the country got off to a rocky start when he lost his balance and bumped his head while riding in the popemobile. He bruised his cheekbone and cut his left eyebrow, blood staining his white cassock.
Jeremiah Cook
fake news a shame that even an instagram pager can debuff this
