I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
I'm going to post this everyday until you like it
I'm bored, so let's pretend like we're in Dragon Quest.
Like we're in Dragon Quest?
Please choose your adventure log.
Why an adventure log? Are we resuming from a save?
I love it.
Then, I'll choose adventure log #2.
Hey, don't come any closer! Don't you care what happens to her?
Oh man, this is a hell of a place to start from!
Don't be stupid, rookie! What are you doing? Don't provoke him.
Captain, I'll take care of him!
He's too much for you, Depp!
can the faker of a faker surpass the original faker?
I hate it
Come back, Depp!!!
This is Dragon Quest, right?
Okay, that's it for today's training.
How about it, Rookie? Have you gotten used to your job as a White Knight?
Heh...All right! let's stop by the bath house on our way home.
Stop... I won't let you past ME.
It doesn't matter who I am. If you absolutely must proceed...pay the entrace fee!!
He's the bath house owner!
Oh Anon, that's the women's entrance.
Captain, you were a girl?!
Let's get going Anon!
Who are you?
I really really really really really really like it.
...What are you saying? I'm your comrade, Depp! I was always at you back!
How was I supposed to know?
Wow! I'm your subordinate, Markovich!
Quit adding characters! I don't know who's who anymore!
Let me explain. We're one of the armies fighting the demon king.
Oh I see.
And tomorrow, we plan to storm his castle!
Who are you?
...But the demon king is also no fool. He's already caught on to our plan, and may have set traps for us.
Who are you?
The bathhouse owner.
Why are you still following us?!
Everyone, assemble! We're moving out!
Muahahaha... I finally found YOU!
Just who....are you?!
To be continued...
Last time, our hero has embarked on a journey to save those living in the shadow of the demon king, along with:
Anon. Captain. Depp. The bathhouse owner. Markovich. Hopper. and JACK.
Now, a mysterious person stood in front of them...
Kisama! Who are you?
*feminine voice* My child was taken away by the demon king! Please save her, hero!
We can't ignore a person in need. Let's go, Anon!
I'm the captain!
But according to what I've heard, it seems the child was taken to the eastern island. We'll need a ship.
Who're you?! There was no Jack in my party! Stick to your story, man!
It hurts! Why are you hitting me!
...So this is the harbor huh?
Hey, don't go moving the plot forward on your own!
Wait! If you want to get on a boat, you need to get a permit from the western city.
Hmm...I suppose we must. Let's go to the western city, Anon.
NANI? You want a permit? Then, let's make a deal. Go defeat the dragon who lives in the northern mountain.
Fine. Let's go
You know...why do we have to make so many detours to save a kid?
That's the thrill of RPG!
It's more fun when it's longer, isn't it?
Hey, wait a minute! I don't know which characters you are!!
*manly voice* We've arrived. This is the northern mountain.
I'm telling you! I can't tell!
?!?!?! That sound!!
Crap! It's the demon king! He's here!
Hurry, Anon! It's the final battle!
Already? What about the kid?!
It looks like somebody else already rescued the kid!!!
Heeey! Don't try to wrap it up all at once!
We've been waiting for you, demon king!
"demon king defeat the heroes"
AHHHHHH! She's too powerful! Save us, Anon! Ow,ow,ow, give it an ending, Tadakuni!
Should we stop and save here, just in case?
Yeah... can you do that for us?
"Tadakuni turn off the console" The end