Be Germany

>be Germany
>be successful at literally everything you do
>other countries get jelly and band together to attack you regularly
>get bullied and overthrown by the alliance of butthurt several times
>emerge as the dominant force time and again
>tfw the German spirit is literally indestructible

Why are we so amazing, lads?

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So amazing that you have to import tons and tons of non-ethnic Germans to solve your birth rate decline?

>import tons and tons of non-ethnic Germans to solve your birth rate decline?

And to solve our toilet scrubber shortage.

>german spirit indestructible
>nationalism is taboo

The abhorrently authoritarian nature of nationalism is incompatible with the german spirit, which is base on equal parts of individual self-determination and social responsibility.

We're self-punishing ourselves, hopefully it will be done soon so we can go back to being Ubermen again

>wave flag
>get jailed

>Negroes

There aren't a lot of black people in Germany. Did you mean afghans?

You idiot, German culture has been nothing BUT authoritarian.

-Orderliness
-Uniformity
-Loyalty to the Germanic tribe

That IS the spirit of German culture.

Flags are irrelevant symbols that only mean something to fragile, highly emotional individuals left behind by civilized society.

Germans wave this flag all the time and never get jailed for it

This is a lie.

fourth reich when my fellow white friend

Nothing uniform about ethnic Germans. Von Braun, Beethoven, Wagner, Blucher, Fredrick the Great, Prince Ludwig, Guttenburg, Martin Luther etc

>fourth reich when my fellow white friend

Never. I am not an AfD supporter, I have already given my vote to God Chancellorette Angela Merkel, PhD.

Start deporting your niggers and kebab, and get rid of Merkel.

>get rid of Merkel

That would be a grave mistake. Motion: rejected.

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Now you are trolling

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Hitler turned a broken post-war Germany with extremely high levels of Inflation, weak economy
and a shit army and turned it into one of the world's strongest nations.

A nation that required the Soviet Union, USA, and Europe to take it down.
Think about that.

>Now you are trolling

I'm not.

you forgot to mention that Poland was under the control of the USSR's sphere of influence fail boy

I take you're the type of "German" that came there within the last 5 years?

>tfw the German spirit is literally indestructible
>until 30 years from now

Someone post that image of where 3rd worlds are already a majority in a major metropolitan city.

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Wouldn't that make Poland the fail boy here?

You would be mistaken.

She invited a million Niggers and Kebab into Europe and then had the audacity to tell other nations in Europe to "take their share". Thats Arrogant as fuck as well as being next level Cucked.

She's a true Christian and I couldn't be prouder of her. I wish Sup Forums were less godless.

Not really it was pretty much the USSR with US money and the Brits going to Africa to diversify their capital faster.

>mfw 56%

Ironic you talk about Godless, coming from the same country that fucked Europe over for 100 years with Protestantism.

German militarism is a perennial cancer on the face of Europe.

It gave rise to the Seven Years' War, the Franco-Prussian War, the First World War and the Second World War.

Protestantism is Catholicism minus the guilt fetish and corruption. As such, Protestantism is much closer to God than Catholicism will ever be.

USSR was losing even with US money 3/4 into the War,
Brits were only fighting Italians in Africa.

>talking shit about poland
You can do that once you pay them the reparations you owe them.

Germany theme song.

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Sure

>tfw everything your country stood for is about to be destroyed by kikes

>be successful at literally everything you do

Except in two consecutive World Wars.

Protestantism is heresy and that's actually as far from the true faith as you can get actually.

This one is better.

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>equal parts of individual self-determination

you mean Americanism? you're basically trying to shove Americanism onto Germany

Germany has never been about individualism, kys shill

Germany is the best country on earth lads
Proud to be 1/3rd German

ok, Muhammed.

shut up mongrel

>Except in two consecutive World Wars.

USA is outniggerd, UK has been out-Paki'd and de-empired, Russia is AIDS Central, and France is our retarded little brother.

We won.

>you mean Americanism?

No, I don't mean gluttony.

HEIL DEUTSCHELAND!

How fucking retarded are you?

how hard is it to find work in Iceland?

is the university difficult to get entrance to as a foreigner?

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>Ameritard calling me a mongrel
kek

Mostly Italians.

Be successful at everything except not ruining your nation with hordes of unintegratable third worlders. Never mind, in a generation you'll all be too busy fucking goats to care.

you are not German, you don't live in Germany.

>ruining everything = winning in the mind of the germscum

Really activates my almonds

Go back to prepping Tyrone and Jamal, cuck!

>Really activates my almonds

Super fresh memes from Austria.

Germany non white in one generation.

And nothing of value was lost.

nope my nationality is dutch, but i am ethnically part German.
What ethnicity are you mongrel?

What the fuck is Belgium doing here, brother?

How fucking retarded are you to say that the USSR was losing 3/4 into the war? Germany pretty much ended itself because they failed operation Barbarossa

who are you kidding you niggers ruined Europe, but hopefully you're getting trucks of peace really soon, but who are we kidding you're too irrelevant for that

the kike is strong in you. Please kill yourself thanks.

You know you're a mongrel right?

Where the fuck is Finland?

>be Germany
>the deluted authoritarian
>spends 20th century trying to impose the rest of europe under its boot
>kills millions of peeple in the process
>spends 21st century trying to impose the rest of europe under its boot
>forces millions of immigrants into europe in an effort to destroy national states

Germany looks like a meth addict going to work. Fuck yeah always doing shit but everyone has to pickup after you when you destroy the shop.

Suicide is a sin, you godless heathen. I shall pray for you.

The weak must fear the strong.

>being this asshurt
Gee whiz my man calm your anus or I'm gonna start another world war and this time I'll make sure that your whole nation goes down the shitter completely and just vanishes of the map.

That's you now since retards like OP and Merkel are importing American culture and American ideas. Enjoy your delusional "meritocracy" full of Turks and niggers. Don't worry though, despite 95% of them being on welfare they're your equals - never forget that ;)

Rhineland bastard.

>be krautcuck
>post delusional shit when your countrymen are being replaced by immigrants.

well it should actually only be Flanders, but i didn't make the drawing

German and Danish

This is a lie. No one is being replaced.

Just do it achmed.

>Murica won zeh war.
>Give me some burgers.
jealous faggot.

What? Uralic mongrels? No thanks.

probably less so than you, at least im 100% Germanic
only Fennoswedes

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>The abhorrently authoritarian nature of nationalism is incompatible with the german spirit
k

Literal Anglo-Saxon

>CDU shill

kys

That era was extremely shortlived. It is dwarfed by the 70 years of liberalism that brought unprecedented peace and prosperity to Europe.

Q.E.D.

>south american shitholes think they have any rights to judge germany

Even with millions of muslims we have still a lower crime rate than you spics will ever have

"Failed" Operation Barbarossa?
Mate the initial surprise attack completely fucked the Soviets up and routed them and screwed them over,
They pushed so far inland they reached the gates of Moscow in such a short amount of time,
all whilst taking little casualties.
Sounds like a huge success to me.

Operation Barbarossa only officially went from
22 June – 5 December 1941 keep in mind

>be successful at literally everything you do
Even at getting raped HON HON HON

CSU.

no it's not, Germanics should be proud to be disciplined and warlike

Is this the guy from Munich again, triggering the shit out of all subhumans here?

I'm Germanic, suck my balls. More Germanic than you. You're probably 1/3 Jamaican too or some other shit, Alistair Overeem

>raped

I prefer the term "enhanced intimacy".

Hello

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>mug german heritage
Say one sentense in german then

>be Germany
>fail every attempt to be a modern empire
>feel guilt for committing genocide during one of those attempts
>try make up for it by becoming super progressive
>open borders
>become a nation of fucks
>Aryans replaced by mudslimes

Enjoy your future imam in chief faggot

Must be it. Or you might be a cracked up whore.

That troll. The butthurt u spread is real shlomo.

I wish you a good evening, I need to do some grocery shopping now :D
see ya!