Just don't lock your locker key in your locker with your bag and all of your clothes after your shower.
I did that once.
Had to go out in just a towel to reception and get a man with bolt cutters to come and cut my padlock off.
Angel Carter
Where can I go to make friends?
Christian Flores
I said I would make the new thread.
I was preparing fresh links but whatever.
Dominic Collins
Here
Kevin Stewart
>It is honestly fine What if they laugh at me? I don't know how to use the equipment, and I don't think I'm very strong.
>after your shower. I'd rather not get naked in front of other men tbqh
Julian Barnes
shopping for my gfs birthday
John Roberts
Outside or online.
Easton Lee
Outside
Michael Hall
>gf
Justin Clark
>Hear the landlord showing one of my new flatmates round >Cool, I'll go out and say hello when he's gone >Hear him leave >About to open the door >Hear flatmate speaking to someone from their family who's with them >mfw that's not English >mfw that's a South Asian language Please God, don't let me be stuck with a Mohammedan for the next year
Jordan Mitchell
That pic is disgusting
Joseph Nelson
Ancaps going shopping! That must be....anarchy
Luis Perry
>What if they laugh at me? I don't know how to use the equipment, and I don't think I'm very strong.
No one will laugh at you. The equipment is really easy to learn, it normally has images on it to show you what to do, and if you are unsure ask someone who works they, they will be happy to help, it is their job. Some gyms will give you an introduction where a trainer will ask you your level of experience, then based on that give you an idea for a program, show you some works outs and stuff.
>I'd rather not get naked in front of other men tbqh
All the gyms I've been too had individual shower cubicles.
If you are at all unsure or shy I would recommend spending a bit more and going to a posh gym. They are much comfier, quieter and friendlier than the cheaper ones. Avoid Easygym like the plague if you are anxious about joining a gym.
If you have any nice hotels near you, they often have really nice gyms with pool usage included in membership.
Landon Barnes
what do you mean
Chase Williams
Mate I was weak as fuck and had no idea how to use machines when I joined, but now I don't look like a disgusting skinnyfat nerd anymore. Not looking like a disgusting skinnyfat nerd should be your priority, if that's how you look right now. Don't worry what stupid niggers at the gym think of you, you're trying to better yourself and that's all that matters.
Blake Fisher
People going to the gym are focusing on themselves, they don't really give a shit about you...or your dick
Ryder Green
>If you are at all unsure or shy I would recommend spending a bit more and going to a posh gym. nufield health is probally the best one in the london area
Lincoln Russell
Can't afford a posh gym, so I'll just give up tbqh
Gavin Ramirez
so if I actually earned more I wouldnt be taking home much more anyway?
Austin Gonzalez
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Jaxon Young
Redpill me on this vote tonight. Is it a power grab, or is it a necessary measure to practicably transcribe EU laws into our own?
Brandon Martin
both
Easton Collins
Hey lads.
Jordan Bell
what's this bill mean?
Jason Allen
Drinking disarrono, listening to lofi and worrying that creatine + alcohol combo might kill me
>spend more I also second this. Near me there are two gyms, one is more expensive but it's worth it. Expensive gym: >includes use of swimming pool >no chavs >no nonwhites aside from a BASED(tm) Sikh >staff are helpful and friendly
Cheap gym: >chavs >niggers >no swimming pool >mongs who don't put weights back >shitty machinery in comparison >immigrant staff
(Un)official brit/pol/ ethnicity survey. Let's prove to the Yanks that we're relatively white.
Jackson Adams
>giving up before even going to a gym You were just looking for excuses not to start to begin with, then
Eli Fisher
They can be thousands a year like 200 a month at least for a really posh one
there's a virgin gym near me thats 266 quid a month for the basic service and like 600 a month if you get personal training whenever you want it
I go to a warehouse gym full of plates, cages, platforms and dumbbells, its just 25 quid a month, no questions asked, unlimited access and open 6am till 1am. Pretty sweet
>strawpoll.me/13910341 I think that this is probably people fucking around, currently only 60% White British
Brody Reed
Just went on ebau lads and this was their latest deal waiting for me at the top of the page.
Owen Lopez
>In the room the women come and go >Talking of Michelangelo
Elijah Moore
That is a fucking rip off. You may as well buy your own equipment
That isn't too bad. Depending on their equipment, of course
Tyler Russell
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Joseph Robinson
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Cameron Foster
It's easy, lad. Just start with pushups and squats. Add planks and pull ups (if you have something take the weight)
Gavin Price
Start buying guns.
Jose Brown
Wow. Big if true...
Liam Gray
stop making everything about race
Colton Evans
The biggest mistake britain ever made was letting catholics in. Fenian bastards are like white Asians, plague like amounts of them coming here. They hate uk so much but when the famine hit them they flooded this white protestant country and the rest followed suit, at least the ulstermen are back at the top table and holding the cards now. Fuck Sinn Fein.
Caleb Nguyen
I think it's great that I don't have to lose weight anymore.
Watch some YouTube videos on the movements before you go, stick to compound movements initially, get your deadlift, squat and bench locked down, start out with just the bar if necessary. Fuck what anybody else thinks, you're not there to impress them mate, just do what you need to do.
Mason Johnson
>work has a gym that's free to use 24/7 >can't use it because of the thought of other people seeing me
Bentley Roberts
It is posh you twat. Includes fucking health checks and shit.
Jason Jackson
>I have heard the mermaids singing each to each >I do not think that they will sing to me
Jackson Rivera
Of course. Diversity is our strength after all.
Levi Watson
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Brandon Bailey
But the real problem isn’t black people in the UK....we clearly know where the real problem lies.
Nathaniel Diaz
Nah, I'm alright. I don't think I could take it if I embarrass myself there
Cameron Perry
KEK
Wyatt Torres
ignore the yankmong
Asher Russell
I don't understand what they are complaining about here, I don't hear of many police officers in the UK attacking niggers with spoons. Fucking state of the world.
Asher Morgan
I spend £40 a month and I get
>use the pool >hot tub >steam room >free towels >really helpful trainers >loads of good equipment >really quiet most of the day.
Pretty based
Sebastian Sanchez
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Kayden Rogers
>your police Hahahahahahaha
Blake Richardson
Jesus fucking christ. Man up. Do you actually want to go to a gym and get 'ripped' or just be a whiny faggot scared of your own shadow?
Nicholas Carter
Christ mate, get it together, it's not the end of the world if you balls it up. But I understand if you got anxiety about it, just buy some spinlock dumbbells off of eBay or something and do a basic routine combined with calisthenics 3 times a week or something, eat well and then maybe you'll feel different about going to the gym in a six months to a year.
Holy fucking shit, go to the gym or just kill yourself you pathetic faggot. Get a grip, no one at the gym gives a flying fuck about you.
Evan Johnson
anyone else see the spooky clown movie and want to replace the villain with Jimmy Saville?
Ryder Edwards
WE WUZ DIAGNOSED N SHEEEEIT
Ian Long
You expect me to watch that muddy nonsense?
Christopher Wood
What time are the votes on tonight's bill
Ian Cox
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Jaxson Cook
>that id I bite my thumb at you sir.
Cameron Smith
GET A FUCKING GRIP, ARE YOU A MAN OF A SHIRT BUTTON?
Josiah Johnson
Do a combat sport. There is a sense of camaraderie and community in boxing gyms. It should put you at ease. Don't hang around leisure centres with vapid cunts
Liam Perry
>Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
Zachary Bennett
>your country But yeah, they are useless. I've been watching Murilard police videos today and most of them seem equally incompetent, just with more guns.
Jordan Sanders
...is this supposed to be promoting Muslims? Cause a lot of the numbers are not good.
Josiah Morgan
oi wahts that supposed to mean
Aiden Morris
Also...there’s this. Omfg I love you Brits so much. You went from world conquerers and the envy of the world to the new Sweden. Britainistan.
Blake Perez
lol
Ryan Morgan
Do you know what the Italian epigraph means?
Landon Jenkins
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Nathaniel Lee
I am hurt. A plague a' both your houses! I am sped. Is he gone and hath nothing?
Eli Hall
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Jaxon Wood
It is really nice going to the gym in the daytime when there are only a couple of other people there
Jace Lopez
Nice b8, I'm sure some will take it. Now fuck off out of the thread you fat slob.
