We Invented the Airplane

suck it , we did something

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>good enough not to be a colony with Portugal, but an indexed territory of the Kingdom
>Second Reign bumped Brazil from third world shithole to literally the 2nd biggest economy in the whole world
>D. Pedro II was a true bro, literally the best leader any country could ask for
>a Brazilian Invented the Airplane as opposed to 2 fags in a desert making a glider in secret
>same Brazilian also invented the wrist watch
>only country in South America besides Chile who absolutely BTFO communists multiple times in the past
>Liberated Italy from Mussolini with nothing but ill-equipped soldiers with shitty rifles
>in this day and age we export some of the most successful people acting in all fields

Communists ruined my country in these past few years and I'll have them all crucified for taking it all away from us, reducing us to a laughing stock that doesn't even know their own history.

Literally who cares

>waiting for the first (((american))) to shart in this thread

Now back to your fabela you ducking ape

Our country is even worse off than yours. It's not apparant now but will be soon.

Tfw autocorrect

Yes glorious Peru speaking the whitest brightest more developed country in Latin America

PORRA

Oh please stop, you're embarrassing yourself, the only thing your non-nation ever invented was living standards below africa. Now go enjoy some sopa de macao won't you?

The integralists were your last chance.

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>said the democrat
don't you have any tumblr conventions and news shows to plug your Fabian socialist schemes for brainwashed idiots to buy? I heard the left is mobilizing for war in case Trump ends the monopoly these corporations have over people

>said the monkey that canibalise other monkeys, turn them into soup and post it on facebook

Implying anyone could be unironically a democrat i'm merely using that larp flag to pretend to be an american so i can mock you better.

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Actually, a portugese invented the airplane.

Only Brazilians and suburban retards voted Trump.

>in these past few years

SOPA

Don't you have grenades to be dodging sven?

>Liberated Italy from Mussolini
kys

>so many subhumans living on it
like you?

Reminder that Brazil had the same white demographic percentage as America only 100 years ago.

this is the faggy flag they shoved down our throats

This is the real Brazilian flag and it's glorious.

DE

>Portuguese
Your language is exactly what down syndrome people sound like when they speak Spanish, it sounds pathetically disgusting and dumb, as soon as you teach portuguese to a child you make it impossible for his IQ to rise above 90, it is disgusting and you all sound like the fucking monkeys that you are, but even worse than portuguese from Portugal, is your retarded faggot accent, you Brazilian sub-human, people who haven't heard you chimpanzees won't understand, but your accent makes it sound like you're in complete shock and awe at everything you see, it makes any human being who is not a mulatto favela dwelling monkey like you want to rip their ears off, and let's not even talk about historical significance
Actually let's do it, there is no language more despicable than portuguese not only because it is an ugly and deformed version of Spanish, but also because it is completely fucking dull and nothing is respectable about it, NOBODY has ever written anything important or interesting in your insignificant language, if anyone wants to learn portuguese i only have 3 possible reasons i can come up with that would justify their decision:
1)They are mentally retarded
2)They want to be able to understand the half-breed Brazilians who will rape them and kill them when they go to any Brazilian shithole of a city
3)Or they want to read fucking 15th century maps,nothing else of significance was created in this ugly collection of guttural sounds
That's all that there is to your ugly stupid language, and just know, that you will live your entire life, speaking in that disgusting mistake of a tongue, and you should kill yourself because of it.

>I was just pretending to be retarded!
Sure, Good luck with those refugees, btw

WE WUZ PORTUGEESE

Did I say Peru is white? Please quote me
I only remember calling you a fucking ape
Now back to your fabela Joao

Um, no sweetie.

Guess all these children are being idiots lol

50 actually

race mixing didn't start becoming a thing until Communist went undercover as journalists and authors in the 70's and 80's

LA MISERIA HUMANA EN SU MAXIMA EXPRESION.........EL AUTOR DE ESTE POST...........UN PERUANO ODIOSO, FRUSTRADO, ENVIDIOSO, CON COMPLEJO DE INFERIORIDAD COMO MUCHOS, QUE NO ENCUENTRA OTRA MANERA DE EXTERIORIZAR Y DESFOGAR LAS MISERIAS PROPIAS DE UN DON NADIE POBRE DIABLO REDUCIDO A DESECHO. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS LASTIMA !!! Ya lo decia Alberto Fujimori, el ex-presidente peruANO

Fujimori: EL PERUANO QUIERE SER RACIALMENTE ARGENTINO Y CULTURALMENTE CHILENO. Con que argumento valido me puede rebatir el pobre y triste autor peruANO de este post. EL QUE DA RISA ERES TU Y TU POBRE VIDA ODIOSA. EL PERU, como lo dijeron muchos famosos, Es UNA MIERDA RECHASADA POR CADA RAZA DEL MUNDO, DESDE INDIGENA, BLANCA , ASIATICA, JUDIA ETC Y POR ESO NO HAY NADA EN PERU DE VALOR NI DE IMPORTANCIA, LA UNICA EXPORTACION QUE PERU LE DA AL MUNDO ES EL PERUANO: UN SER TORPE, HEDIONDO Y FEO. LA GASTRONOMIA PERUANA? UNOS PAJAROS QUE COMEN BASURA !!! UN PERU CONDENADO, POBRE Y ASQUEROSO, ENVIDIA DE NINGUN PAIS !!!

>Literal children
I don't know hue-monkey what do ya think?
I know that in comparison with the average Brazilian adult a child is quite smart, but in civilized countries children are not know for their political insight

Brazil's whiter than Argentina, that alone makes your argument invalid

No you didn't.

Who here /FirstinFlight/?

>implying every brazilian speak like someone from Rio
go kys

neither does black people

wouldn't believe it even if extensive evidence was presented me and i went back in time to witness it

WE WUZ AVIATION PIONEERS N SHIET

I thank Brazil for :

Brigadeiros
Clarice Falcao
Monica Mattos (before drugs)

Thanks Brazil

Same Chilean butthurt faggot replying to every Peru flag on this board with the same lines
Keep your childhood traumas to yourself

MACACO

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACOs

>"Brazil is whiter than your country he says", as he hears the machine guns from his fellow favela dwelling monkeys shooting at the corrupt cops down the street, and then he smiles maniacally, as he remembers that his mother today has prepared for him the greatest culinary delicia in the entire jungle, sopa de macaco, "Marcelo!, it's time to eat" screams his mother, marcelo jumps down from his tree branch, screaming incoherent rubbish in his foul language, and proceeds to eat the sopa as he declares:"UMA DELICIA!", then, he takes his first bath in 6 days in the waters of the amazon, rubbing mud all over his face, a fine brazilian tradition know worldwide, as soon as he is finished doing that he decides to "hit the streets" with his fellow mestizos, to shoot a gun and rob european tourists, such is the life of Marcelo, your average Brazilian

And sopa de macaco, which is uma delicia!

Wonder how long it takes this ape to type such nonsense essays

He's not really chilean but a triggered proxy white supremacists that can't tolerate that his favorite theory doesn't works cause peru has an isolated civilization.

>Invented airplane.
Obfuscated by inventing gayness.

an argentinian shitting about Brazil is like a mexican shitting about US.

Meh both our countries are mixed raced countries so your opinion is invalid .
Also 10 more points of fagroty for your country in which everyone is a amerindian wannabe italian

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t. el wn nuevo

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Can't for the life of me see the correlation there

they are beyond another country's shadow

PERUANO: DUENDE DE COLOR MARRÒN DE CARA REDONDA, OJOS DE VIZCACHA!! ( ARDILLA), NUCA REDONDA Y SUCIA, NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURÒN, CUERPO DE MANDRIL CON ASPECTO DE MONO CHIMPANCÈ, EL PERUANO ES UN INDIO AMBULANTE QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO TRATANDO DE SER ACEPTADO... BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAÌSES... COMIDA, CASA Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE.

EL PERUANO ES FEO POR NATURALEZA.. POR UN ERROR ABERRANTE DE LA NATURALEZA... EL PERUANO TIENE EL CRUEL CASTIGO DE POR VIDA... DE SER FEO!!!, NEGRO-AMARRONADO ENANO CON OLOR A CLOACA Y A CACA Y A DIARREA GUARDADA EN UN FRASCO AL SOL!!!.

ES MUY DIFÌCIL ENCONTRAR UN PERUANO RUBIO DE OJOS VERDES Y DE 1.80! YA QUE ELLOS APENAS ALCANZAN EL 1.50 DE ESTATURA!!!!!!!.

EL SUEÑO DEL PERUANO ES SER BLANCO, SER ALTO Y OLER BIEN,

COMER BIEN, VESTIRSE BIEN Y CAMBIAR SU ASQUEROSA RAZA!!!!!.

LOS PERUANOS SON MAS CONOCIDOS POR: ''CHOLOS'', ''INDIUS'', '' MUNUS SAPIENS'', SON IGUALES AL ''EKEKO'' O AL MISMO PRESIDENTE DE PERU (TOLEDO), ESTOS CHOLOS, OSEA PERUANOS ACOSTUMBRAN A DORMIR EN LAS CALLES, COMER CON LAS MANOS Y CORTAN LA COMIDA CON LOS DEDOS, ORINAN Y CAGAN EN LA CALLE, DUERMEN VESTIDOS, NO SE BAÑAN, NO VAN ALA ESCUELA, jajajajaja!

EL PERUANO DETESTA BAÑARSE!!!!, ESO YA LO SABE TODO EL MUNDO, EL PERUANO HUELE A: CEBOLLA, CACA, HUMEDAD A TRASPIRACIÒN A PATA (PEZUÑA), EL PERUANO TIENE CAPAS DE CACA EN EL CULO!!!!! Y PELUDO PARA COLMO, ¡¡¡¡jajajaja!!! OSEA EL PERUANO ES UN ¡¡TREMENDO DESASTRE ASQUEROSO ABERRANTE INMUNDO COCHINO!, ¡JAJAJAJAJAJAJA! ESO LO HEREDA DE LOS ANTEPASADOS LOS INKAS Y JAMÀS LOS CAMBIARAN!!!
HABRÌA QUE ENVIAR UNOS ITALIANOS O A UNOS ESPAÑOLES A PERU A MEJORAR EL ASPECTO ASQUEROSO DE SU ''RAZA'', VIOLAR SUS INDIAS PERUANAS Y ESPERAR QUE DEN A LUZ A UNOS HUMANOS COMO LA GENTE, Y NO ESOS NIÑOS FEOS Y MARRONES QUE NACEN EN PERU!!

So you aren't a triggered white supremacist?

>Meh both our countries are mixed raced countries so your opinion is invalid .
"The robber believes everyone to be of the same condition as him"
That is a nice saying, and what i mean by saying it is that, yes we are racemixed, but you are the definition of a mestizo shithole, don't ever even begin to compare us

I like your essays, care to smash your keyboard again to produce another one?

I love you Argentina

lurk more aweonao

>Argeniggers just a bunch of amerindians larping as italians
If we wanted we would invade their shit country and annex it to Brazil

People demand another essay

peruANO

South Brazilians are whiter than you , and you know it
But keep larping as A european
But hey know that to pol your country is as much as brown a shithole as mine

Why not do it?
That's right, your country is fighting itself already

Uma delícia.

Also, Brazil sucks.

Nothing works. Police, laws, presidents, governors, senators, judges, all corrupted motherfuckers.

Most civilized countries building roads have an estimate cost about X. Plus some bribes, 2X. In Brazil, the same road coast 10X with 1/10 quality.

Meh , We OWN South America , the only country with some influence in the world in South America is Brazil
You can cry you can whine , but we are bigger than all you niggers combined.
Brazil is also richer than all your shitholes combined

>builds
>costs

t.choroy
god just shut the fuck up Brayatan

UMA

>we invented
>we
You (& 99.9% of Brazilians) didn't contribute a single shard of help to creating the flying machine
>taking pride in the accomplishments of greater men

Brazil, as you have little else going for you, I am going to accept your claim. I do however, implore you to further research your claim of inventing the airplane. You don't have to admit it here on Sup Forums and lose face, but in your spare time (i.e. not seeking approval / recognition / acceptance by other more developed nations) I urge you to review the following:
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claims_to_the_first_powered_flight

Vote Right Wing then you useless motherfucker.

No country in HISTORY succeeded or worked by having EVERYTHING working at the mercy of the state and yet those stupid motherfuckers act like selling Electrical, Mail and Medical services to the private sector is somehow a bad thing

You ARE aware that we were THIS close to having to wait in Food lines, right? At least everyone is pissed that they took our guns, it shows one sign of hope.

I thought the Wright brothers did in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina??

>Argentina
>Ever contributing with something to mankind

That is the equivalent of muh dick
anyway, at least we are not like you, monkeys larping as humans
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is this the great beacon of white civilization stuck in south brazil that i hear so much about?
youtube.com/watch?v=mjVh41lxmE8

Top kek. This is what they actually teach in Brazil.

Be gone, Satan.

We shall not fall for your tricks and kike edited encyclopedias.

animal conflictivo

Dumont's Plane was the only one that not only worked and flied on its own, it was also the only one that either wasn't developed in secret for some reason, didn't look like a mess that would never fly, actually served as basis for later airplane models AND Dumont made sure to not only get witnesses, but make international news on the matter

Well, objectively speaking, Don José de San Martin(Argentina) did do something for "Mankind" by "liberating" both Chile and Peru.
Sadly sopa de macaco isn't an accomplishment for mankind

>He doesn't understand how national identity shapes the fate of the citizens of a country.

youtube.com/watch?v=pE54NigJDEw

BRAZIL WUZ AIR PLANES N SHEEEIIIITTT

>We are richer than your shitholes combined
In gdp? yeah probably, but brazil has a higher percentage of citizens in poverty than almost any other south american nation
But knowing the history of your country, i'm not surprised you don't know a whole lot about economics

>''liberating'' Chile and Peru
>literally who countries in this day and age
>AS OPPOSED TO:
>Liberating Italy as ill-equiped as they are, not marching directly onto Germany because the British Jews and Americans didn't expect our boys to be that good and were afraid Russia would be the next to go

What can we do about it man? niggers are gonna stay mad anyway

>what is heart pacer
>what is dulce de leche
>what is mate
>what is the helicopter
>identifying yourself off the nation you are part off
Its fine to patriotic, its not fine to be a deluded fool raging on about "muh countries inventions!!"

UMA

>Liberating Italy
>Brazil
HAHAHAHA, you sent 25k men up there, you didn't contribute anything at all
whatever, i'll grant it to you, thanks for helping install the zog in italy Brazil
San Martin's liberation of chile and peru was much more perilous, his forces were more ill equipped than brazilian "forces" in ww2, and his military exploits more impressive, but don't let that stop you from enjoying the sopa de macaco my friend
I think an epiphany just struck me, you guys are the literal WE WUZ KANGS of south america

>Getting the most international recognition/popularity temporarily means you invented something even if you didn't

Apparently Commodore International invented the PC, too.

O B J E C T I V E L Y speaking Argentina has done things for mankind.
You said they haven't done anything for mankind, and you were wrong.
Is it hard for you to read Joao?

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>Mussolini himself saying the likelihood of Brazil even succeeding at taking one city would be as likely as if a snake smoked
>hfw he got raped senseless while the US and the British bothered with Germany
>didn't even get the privilege of being taken down by the Americans so they could make cool movies about them, it had to be Brazilians with shitty 1910's airplanes and jammed Rifles (which they used to absolutely BTFO Communists in 1935)
>Literally a National Holiday worthy of commemoration in all of Italy, the country of the Roman Empire, The Catholic Church, and the Uncensored version of the Fist of the North Star movie from 1986
>muh Peru and Chile
top kek, with their biggest achievements being annoying peruvian flute bands playing everywhere in the US and Sonic artists

Just kill yourself, Argentinian clown.

>replying to the wrong person
whoa....so this is...the power of....Argentinian Liberation.....

....mind truly expanded

>Joao send 20 niggers to Italy
AYO HOL UP WE ALLIES NOW WE LIBERATORS AND SHEEIT

The best part is that no one volunteered for the war, Getúlio Vargas FORCED them to fight, the Allies DIDN'T WANT Brazil to fight because they looked like the worst thing, ''We're gonna help in WW2 or else I'll cut on Cotton and Coffee exportations'' Said Vargas and that's exactly what happened

You're all fucking lucky we weren't an Empire by the time WW2 kicked in.

Look at all these murica-splainer. Always got to put other countries down don't you? Gotta constantly remind them how great you are yeah?

Remember it doesn't matter what you say, non-Americans aren't allowed to ever "win". Americans have to always shit on them and put them down. Yeah we know you're great, you've told us for the 1000th time now.

Murica-splaining should not be tolerated, we've had enough!

Patriotism it's a wonderful thing when your country backs you up.