I know most of you hate women and want every roastie on planet earth to live a horrible life and die surrounded in cats...

I know most of you hate women and want every roastie on planet earth to live a horrible life and die surrounded in cats.

But if you had to identify your ideal woman? what would she look like? what would she be like? what things should she know? what things should she not do?

Curious.

t. Roastie

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For starters
Not a roastie
Also, 2/10 poor LARP
Kys faggot

girls with braids are hot.

she's be a qt 2d waifu

Traditional views
Nordic features, blonde, tall
Would birth me at least 5 golden blonde children to help save our race

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youtu.be/6ySiQbg8Js8?t=17s

A woman that cute that'd obey me as if I was her God.

Never happening though.

pic related
3DPD women are trash.

2D

Be White and give me all the hugs my emotionally abusive mom wouldn't

>posting youmu
my nigger

I want a tomoko

Don't teach this stupid roastie how to change her ways. Because this will be the "traditional, right wing, stay at home" woman you'll find later in life and think she is the good girl you always wanted instead of the city's cock service.

>NECK YOURSELF
Strongly consider this option OP.

fuck it dumpin myon now

Murdoch Chan

Now post your feet

lewd myon

Your questions sound disingenuous. Try again.

sleepy myon

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fuck this thread very much

blond
>not goat

be smart
have honor and dignity
rest is developed upon these traits

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crimean attorney lady

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Apparently she would look like a good cartoon to beat off to.
Just keep getting high and slutting around.
Grew your career and pay some hot bod to fuck you once you can't pick up dick for free.

:(

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>virgin
>loyal
>respect
>attraction
>shuts the fuck up when told

It's not all bad have a half-dressed youmu

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#notall/pol/ocks

Can you guys be serious? I'm a girl too and would also like to know. I can't date a man who isn't red pilled

Be willing to sacrifice personal / professional ambition for the sake of having 4+ children. Also be reasonably mentally healthy. Also don't divorce me for frivolous and selfish reasons. Just be my partner and be relatively cool and let's be in this thing together.

>white
>smart
>attractive
>family oriented

Two dimensions max.
Less than zero sexual partners.
No lewds.

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>loyal
>reasonable
>responsible

t. doesn't exist

If a woman spends less than 6 months in any given relationship, and gives it up in the first 2 weeks, she's not worth my time, money, or love.

Also, at least 6/10 unless she's an amazing cook and housekeeper and gives incredible head.

this pretty much covers it

Believe it or not, there are some women on Sup Forums.

I'll answer for them; a waifu pillow with a chip that moans every five minutes

this thread is cancer
>in all fields

woops sorry lost track of time

>I'll answer for them; a waifu pillow with a chip that moans every five minutes
That's unfair.

>I know most of you hate women
not really

>But if you had to identify your ideal woman?
why even bother unless she suddenly magically materializes or some shit, that's depressing

honorable, honest, loyal and healthy looking
i hate cheaters

>wanting it to make a noise at all, ever

>looks disgusting--nipples protruding--in her white tank top before the cattle. Very very disrespectful.

I knew you pakis were crazy but I thought goats were you're thing, not cows.

holy fug

this is what 10/10 looks like

>But if you had to identify your ideal woman?

Pic related.

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Big BOOBIES... mm, an' a nice tight china.

>white women standing in a wheat field, breasts falling out. Many such cases!

last one for now

an outgoing tomboy is my ideal, pretty or ugly doesn't matter. you can't fix a shit personality.

kys roastie.

mgtow pls leave

A woman must be able to physically snap my dick in twain whilst gassing the kikes.

Pic extremely related.

>Some notable brain malfunction like speech impediment, narcolepsia (boy that'd be hot) or similar
>On the verge of being ugly but fuckable with a thin body

el you are kay emm oh ay arrrrr
lurkmoarlurkmoarlurkmoarlurkmoar

>tfw had a dream a girl held me