HAPPENING: Kangaroos now DOUBLE the population of humans in Australia

50 MILLION ROOS
Wtf are you Strayans going to do???!?!?!?! standard.co.uk/news/world/kangaroos-now-outnumber-humans-two-to-one-in-australia-a3632126.html

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leafs will handle it

they plague and then die it's not a big deal

>worry about being outbred by boat people
>never notice the kangaroos were the real threat

SLIDE THREAD

THIS ISNT POLITICS AT ALL SLIDE THREAD!

lol

Sounds like we have a sustainable food supply.

>tfw this is actually our secret plan in case the emu's start shit again

R O O E D
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Emu war 2.0 when

HOW CAN AUSTRALIAN MEN EVEN COMPETE?

God is punishing the land of Sodom known as Australia

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Chinese subhumans will fix that

inb4 the Kangaroos betray you and side with the emus

looks like meat's back on the menu boys

now we're going to lose the roo war ffs.

Do they emus even let you have a military?

Good, we should want the native population to have self-determination in your own land and the way to achieve this is through high birth rates!

its a coinflip now if your talking to a kangaroo or a actual human bean

WASAMATTA MONKEY BOI
MARSUPIAL'D

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EMU WAR WAS A FALSE FLAG TO MAKE US FOCUS ON SOME STUPID BIRDS

How does it taste?

lean and gamey.

there is not a number in existence to represent the amount of resources i would shovel over to watch a large battle between emus and kangaroos

w-we're s-sorry

Start selling the meat to Brazil, they like to eat mammals with two legs and two arms.

>this happens to you

How to do react?

WW3 begins and the kangaroos/emu coalition sides with china in a bid for full sovereignty and control of Australia with the war lasting four days with minimal casualties for the coalition and near total destruction for native Australia citizens

But what if the kangaroos make an alliance with the emus?

Fucking Roo'd

Fucking furfags man. Its amazing how they've managed to refine their fetish down to that one consistent art style.

>But what if the kangaroos make an alliance with the emus?
what do you think australia is? look at our coat of arms

Getting ROO'D downunder aren't ya?

It's against the law for people to kill them even aboriginals unless they're on their native title and even then they usually don't bother anymore, fact is if the average joe doesn't have a gun it's not enough to deal with a plague, yes I know they have professional shooters and that's not enough , also kids are faggots now and think killing animals is bad

AUSTRALIA ABOUT TO GET

>ROO'D
>ROO'D
>ROO'D

it's not against the law to kill roos

>lose to emus
>lose to roos
sensing a pattern...

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Triples of truth

That's just not true they're a protected species
thinkkangaroos.uts.edu.au/law.html
Without a mountain of licenses and red tape that 99% of people don't bother with

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BKC

What does roo taste like? I've never tried it. Saw it on a restaurant menu a few years ago, but it was expensive af.

what are you getting at?
huh, no shit. i'm a criminal then. fuck em though, they fuck the land worse than anything

Churchill campaigned in 1955 with the party slogan "Keep England White." He was deceived.

wtf i love baptists now

Where da straylin wimenz be at?

Operation Jungle Storm
The Emus have WMD m8
They're throwing baby roos out of pouches

Its the emu war all over again.

Holy Cow! It's Fish Hitler!

id rather a fuck load of africans and arabs than any more (((germans))) desu

ROO'D

The propaganda to turn men into faggots started so early

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h-help

It is your baby user. I swear I didn't cheat on you.

Alpha roos will be play a large part in the final solution and the day of the rope

>final solution to the carp question
I take it all back

Roo in loo

C r i k e y

Australian women love the BKC

Do kangaroos ever fight humans?

Shoot them?
Same thing we do every other weekend?

thats a chink

They're a protected species and we're not allowed to touch them

>Australia almost lost to the emu and the dumb birds can't even fight back.
>new challenger is the muhammad ali of the animal kingdom.
australia is beyond fucked, prepare to open your borders to receive millions of australian refugees

That's illegal
thinkkangaroos.uts.edu.au/law.html

1 MadDog : 20,000 Roos


youtube.com/watch?v=hlspL_2Lm64

that is why i said Australian women

Obviously our weapon against foreigners

Funny how Australian laugh at how cucked we are, fact is the Roos rule over us it's illegal to kill them

yeah thats what i thought and kangaroo is supposed to be amazing for you.

Emu War 2: This time it's Roos.

EU and USA is losing to subhuman animals while Australia is losing to non-human animals. Nice timeline

The emu have some new competition for their women.

>Be Straya
>Send military to fight war
>Against emus and 'roos
>Lose

I think MadDog Cunt might be on the side of the roos.

MadDog is his own side the mad dog.

Send them to Africa. It'll be great until they start spreading kangaraids to whites.

These cucks don't have guns to hunt and probably would cry if they hunted.
>Australia is a lost cause

Jew the kangaroos into fighting the emus. Two problems taken care of and the aussies get rid of their ancient enemy.

that's because he's a fucking mad cunt

This /thread
They have been Turning our men into faggots for 40 years average man now think killing animals is wrong and they laugh about how fucked we are using memes

The only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards.

City people all voted for Hillary

This.

The apex of Australian culture is Australians discussing and joking about how uncivilized and loutish they are. Fetch the boomerangs.

Not everyone is, just most and especially major cities.

Hey man, that's totally insensitive.

By 2020 Australia would have lost more wars to animals than Germany did.

Technically possessing a boomerang outside your home could result in criminal prosecution and a prison sentence same as having a knife in public

Now im hungry.

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It's not a good scene
>taking your guns was so much more than just taking your ability to defend/ hunt.

Australia is a nations of cucks, it's basically illegal to go outside here

>In the south we don't value male feelings ime

Were not even allowed to shoot kangaroos with bows and arrows, well we are if we go thought a multitude of red tape and spend thousands of dollars on licenses

we could just tell abos they can have a lifetime supply of E10 if they kill a few roos

they only live to 40 so it would be a fair trade off

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