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>But one scientist believes that time travel is possible - and he has the design for a working ‘time telephone’, which he believes will receive messages from the future.
> ‘time telephone’
>a boy

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You're thinking of a dimensional telephone, not a time telephone.

That's not how it works you little Goldblum.

>what is space-time?

Time as a dimension is not the same as alternative-reality dimensions.
Are you stupid?

>scientist

Is it being made by a MADDO SAYENTISTO?

Nice anime thread

we are not even talking about parallel universe here you stupid fuck

Do you even know the pasta that OP is referencing?

Sounds more like Steins;Gate

You could probably build something that theoretically sends messages to the future (by at least one plausible definition) by taking advantage of the fact that gravity causes time dilation. Not that it would ever be useful.

From the future. That should say.

Wouldn't it be magnificent if someone invented a device that teleported a bullet THROUGH TIME to the frontal lobe of anybody who ever shatpost this terrible forced newfag meme?

I can send messages to the future right now. The hard part is getting a response back.

>The hard part is getting a response back.
It's not that hard. You just gotta be patient.

If you're using teleportation for it, then you might as well go the full 9 yards and teleport a cell phone into their brains instead of a bullet.

It's a time telephone not a dimensional telephone.

That's the plot to the Lake House not Keit-ai, you mong.

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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You used the wrong image, OP.

If time travel is possible then you must only be able observe the past as an invisible ghost.

Time travel is possible but only as far back as the point when the time machine was first built.
So you know you've successfully built a time machine when your inbox is suddenly full with terrabytes of spam.

Can someone explain to me why the OP thinks a time telephone is the same as a parallel universe phone?

When you travel across time, you're also travelling across different universes.

KeitAi spam doesn't wait for reasonable context. KeitAi spam pops up at every mention of the word "phone".

I wonder what's stronger, KeitAi or Kyon-kun, denwa.

Why not both?

>Kyon-kun Denw-Ai

Kyon falls in love with Haruhi Suzumiya.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the Manic Pixie Dream Girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Haruhi, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression, calling him a "baka". After some investigation, he finds out that the goddess (allegedly) he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Kyon's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of GODDESSES.

crank prank time phone

Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's been updated.

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>sounds like Steins Gate
>make it about a shitty meme
Do you even watch anime?

Fuck off.

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goddamit

I know about the fucking pasta, What triggered me is this faggots response

>I know about the fucking pasta,
Then you know you are wrong?

is this the official story or is just some fanfinc shit?

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Should work on dimensional travel instead, that's actually possible.

Fucking retards.