Native American AMA

I'm a native of the Pueblo of Zuni

Ask me anything

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Are you nyanners?

no, alcoholics

Do a rain dance.

do you boys get turnt on cactus drugs?

Do full blooded versions exist?

Alcoholics as in mouthwash-drinkers?

Not that I know of, sadly. There's a few though, but many have left to join the first world. The Spaniards tended to leave their women behind and rape ours, who decided to breed with American whites, whose offspring continued the cycle, creating a variation of what you see today, which is the 1/63rd whites that have the gall to demand native tribal recognition from us

No but eeed production is unfortunately widespread here, only because the government cant touch us.

Do you wish your ancestors had sent the immigrants back?

I believe bud light is a staple here, at least from what I've seen.

>eeed production
That's supposed to be weed, I guess?

How is that unfortunate? Makes good money and is pretty harmless.

Have your folks served as either Code Talkers or just in the service?
What's the difference between life on the rez, and life outside of it in urban areas (assuming you traveled)
Why don't natives fully integrate into their own cultured neighborhoods? I assume some Pueblo with enough know how could find a way to replicate the Pueblo Villages of old, but modernize it and make mad monies off of "muh enviroment" and "muh minorities".
Also: usual, pic and timestamp for proofs.

Do you think that recent Mexican immigrants are tanking the New Mexican economy as much as I do?

Do you own a casino?

What do you think of Jeff Weise?

>The Natives you've known to be sympathetic to the cause are probably ones who've experienced firsthand what kind of problems cultural and race mixing can cause. As a result of cultural dominance and interracial mixing there are barely any full blooded Natives left. Where I live less than 1% of all the people on the Reservation can speak their own language, and among the youth wanting to be black has run rampant. Under a National Socialist government, things for us would improve vastly... That is, if we haven't already become too soft from the way this materialistic life-style has made us, and that is why I am pro-Nazi. It's hard though, being a Native American National Socialist; people are so misinformed, ignorant, and closed-minded it makes your life a living hell.

what casino do you work at?

No, but I wish they were less naïve. Western culture has greatly advanced our ways of living but I think Catholicism has more of an influence.

In some cases, yes. But a recent visit to Tohono O'odham IR lead me to believe that Mexicans have no respect for the land - take a visit, plastic bottles and garbage everywhere. Occasionally they desecrate our spiritual sites

I agree 100%. They truly have no concept of personal property or public land maintenance. Ironically they are really efficient and cleaning up other people's property for a living.

Reservation life is pretty stagnant, some people are still sustenance farming, but the water has been contaminated long ago by Uranium mines. Often people sit around in squalor because our education system basically nonexistent, drugs are everywhere, and parents are busy working or misusing money to care

What do you think of the way Alaskan people's organized as corporations instead of nations? They seem to get a much better deal and throw their weight around in elections using Citizens United.

>What's the difference between life on the rez, and life outside of it in urban areas (assuming you traveled)
Not much different, less 24/7 stores. Comfy if you have money for guns, internet, drugs, booze etc. The occasional skinwalker here and there.

We are much too small to have any political weight in NM politics or national, to say the least. Then again, NM + gov give the monthly gibs so I doubt theres any popular incentive for true self determination

probably the last thing they want to do on their day off

So you wouldn't support reclassifying the Zuni as a corporation? What about something larger like the Navajo Nation?

What's your favorite flavor of 4loko? 99 shooters?

Lemonade. Yukon Jack.

p sure he meant speed

Republican or Democrat?

Id much rather take the model of the Tohono O'odhams in Arizona - they actually invited mining companies to process and refine copper and other natural resources. As far as I am aware, we have quite a bit of uranium, natural gas and I think copper - I'm sure practices have improved so that they don't repeat the environmental catastrophe that happened decades ago. Additionally, Native tribes have cultural grievances, so I doubt Zuni can strike a mutual deal with the Navajo or other neighboring tribes. The area is quite nice though, mostly flat, so theres an untapped potential for tourism if we ever want to revive a local economy, especially with the old Spanish ruins and ours as well

I was told it is considered
disrespectful to hand a $20 face up.
This was in Cherokee NC, arts and crafts shit. Do you think they were fucking with me, or do they really hate Jackson that much?

makes more sense

much less comfy

Eastern tribes don't like Jackson. Navajos don't like Kit Carson lol.

Do you look forward to the end of industrial civilization because Westerners and their culture is a cancerous growth?

"When the last tree is cut down, the last fish eaten and the last stream poisoned, you will realize that you cannot eat money.”-Cree Indian prophecy

Do you resent white people for the near extinction of your race?

No, all the Phoenix metro will flood here. Fuck off we're full.

No.

Partisan politics aren't that coherent over here.. throughout the years I've genuinely come to believe that our people and minorities as a whole have been covertly made as political slaves, or useful idiots for the democrats - they give us gibs and then say "look what we're doing, we're helping the people, the victims of genocide!" but in reality those gibs keep us from improving our circumstance. they inflate birthrates in families not fit to raise them and thus create a local population that has no value other than securing some white 1/5th Navajo their seat in congress

That doesn't answer my question, Republican or Democrat?

Actually, how does it politically work for you? Are you registered both for US citizenship and for Pueblo nation (if there is such a thing, if not disregard my retardation) citizenship? Did you vote in 2016?

our speed isnt like your speed over there, either. meth is much worse than just regular amphetamine sulphate. much more addictive, much more easily smoked/shot, and much cheaper and tbqh usually cleaner. i had some 'good' (80%+? purity) netherlands speed back when the SR was up and running and I was completely unimpressed.

They didn't know that they brought disease. But I think we desperately need to preserve a distinct culture and address the rampant issue of administering tribal membership to those that can barely trace their native lineage. This is a problem because
1. Hordes of Elizabeth Warrens
2. Stipends are distributed to those that have never faced the hardship of reservation life

new mexico right?

Republican.

Yup, US and Navajo. Voted Trump.

The only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards.

City people all voted for Hillary

What do you think about the Demographic decline of whites in the US, in 1960 the US was 90% white in 2000 it was 73% white in 2017 it's 61% white.

Gas the liberals and send the illegals back.

My mom says there's a lot of black people in China. Is that true?

Are you proud of your heritage?

Heard about some Africa immigrants living there, might be true. Doubt they outnumber the chinks.

African*

Republican. Rest were probably tricked by Democrat operatives that come by every election cycle to offer rides to the polling locations.

If only the republicans were that proactive - they probably don't know how friendly we can be to their social policies

Yes. I think everyone should, think about it as a white man, your heritage is becoming less and less prominent. That happened to mine in less than 200 years. There used to be tens of thousands of us, now, there's only 6000 that have strong ties to the language and culture

What is the natives opinion on mexicans claiming to be natives as well?

The ones up here go full lib benefits. And a ton of shitheads and gang starters, in the first 4 south provinces anyway

It's breddy gud.

We all know they blanda upped with the Spaniards. United States of AMERICA, not MEXICO. Braise da Creator :DDDD

Should shoot them.

Angering. Not too long ago we hosted feast days to celebrate our culture, the attendants were of course the indigenous of the area and then you had blonde white girls (tribal members by the way) coming down to take part in the festivities then retreating back to their American lifestyle of overconsumption, probably posting on Instagram "#1/3 native, god I love my heritage" As for the Mexicans, we're all basically mestizos now, there's not a lot of full bloods left. Mexicans surprisingly don't claim native heritage, instead, its mostly the lefty whites as I said

Dude is full of shit. just letting you know.

Maybe, Zuni do weird shit like adding corn in their tamales.

I only recently developed actual opinions regarding cultural heritage and whatnot, some of it may sound elementary, but that's because ive never had the opportunity to truly write what I think to people who would enjoy the conversation

Natives and their mouthwash drinking is a meme. That shit is like 0.05% alcohol. You couldn't drink enough of it to get drunk.

The drunks drink if they fiending hard. But its mostly malt liquor (steel reserve, king cobra, olde e, mickeys) and cheap vodka/whiskey.

do you think native americans would have been better off without reservations

You forgot hand sanitizer.

Post tribal Id, faggot.

Hairspray too lel. Fuckers keep pushing the county to raise the liquor tax and time of liquor sales.

I've worked in an ER near a rez as security for 4 years before. You are retarded.

you're not a Native American, you're a Zuni. Stop bearing the name of your conquerors, you stone-age cuck

Your people are nothing more than fauna, as are the beaver and buffalo; the pathetic little savage squanders you call "home" should be dissolved and you lot deported to Siberia where you belong

The liberals like to lump all natives together but how much connection do your people actually feel to the tribes from different parts of the US?

They steal these from Wal-Mart under their coats. Slam it in the parking lot. Then proceed to spit on nurses and try punching everyone when they get told they're going to detox while demanding a sandwich with mayo.

Too bad you won't do shit, pussy :^).

>Tohono O'odham
wuddup dis mai shit.

also, prove you're a feather nigger, show us your rez car.

Not much, I like dicking other tribes' women though.

I worked in an addiction treatment center for 6 years. You are a faggot.

Not much honestly. The tribes if the Eastern US were peaceful and civilized with permanent structures and organized agriculture. The plains tribes and western tribes were the backwards-ass, buffalo chasing, teepee creeping savages.

Not a lot, but that's just my opinion. I think tribal officials or moguls would have a more informative answer since they do business outside the reservation. For me, I just want to improve the circumstance of my neighbors and maybe gather enough information to write a book regarding reservations in this decade hopefully

rdhmag.com/articles/print/volume-34/issue-3/features/do-you-want-that-mouthwash-straight-up-or-on-the-rocks.html

>For example, original formula Listerine is about 54 proof with 26.9% alcohol, and many of the mint flavored mouthwashes are almost 22% alcohol.

Whatever you say queer.

>Muh noble savage
They were relatively civilized compared to the Western niggers which isn't saying much, and about as peaceful as any other people in the mediaeval period was

Yeah I assumed this would be the answer since most tribes didn't even interact with each other historically so there's no single reason to lump them all together unless you want to bait them into ressentiment against the whites

>teepee creeping savages

Navajos do, I have and so has a bunch of my family

Holy shit as another native from K-town you hit the nail on the head.

just like in my AMC cancerman dramas :^)

but yes, ours is just regular old speed probably, i think there's barely meth going around here. we're more of an ecstasy and coke country anyway.

So the cultures had basically already become intermingled at one point, but there must have been traditional differences that set the two apart?
I understand mexicans share native blood but at some point the two split or am I missing something.
I'm asking this because I've encountered many Mexican people attack European heritage of whites
But forget to accept a European heritage of the Spanish and do you feel it at some point undermines
The core traditions you hold
By claims of blood alone ?

Only do peyote for ceremonies. Most of the time it's kush and booze.

yeah your molly is really something else, you guys and the Belgians, fire molly.

but i don't think i should derail this fine gentleman's thread any longer with reminiscing about my days of degeneracy. good morning to you mister dutchman

never touched the stuff myself desu, just weed like a proper patriot.

you as well

I concur with this revised assessment.