GET FUCKIN' READY!

North Korea is going to retaliate, as they said they would! And they always keep their word.

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Hopefully they nuke Japan

digits confirm they shoot a missile at the sea and AAGES shoots it down

digits confirm they successfully nuke something

>they always keep their word

They getting fresh?

The (((UN))) you say? I am amazed.

chosun its preparing a great surprise
digits confirm.....

if south korea gets fucked im joining the army to kill all the fucking norks

DONT TOUCH THE KPOP WAIFUS

All these failed gets....

Heh...
My turn...

*heeeerrrnnnnAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

N-NORTH KOREA NUKES GUAAAAMM!!!

It'll be thaad.

Digits and Russia and the U.S. will work to fight China and North Korea

I'm betting nothing happens especially after chinka claims korean clay

Digits and kim pussies out

This, yulp

They will launch another water rocket.
This will offset the earth's rotation just enough to put it into a resonant mode.
The new vibrations will cause a standing wave under specific locations corresponding to the resonant frequency, particularly those already under high pressure.
This will create a gradual increase in magma pressure under the affected areas.

They don't call it the "yellow"stone menace for nothing.

North Korea needs to stop pussing out and just launch an attack already. The war's been a long time coming and I'm starting to get tired of waiting for the happening.

ISRAEL IS PLANNING A FALSE FLAG OPERATION

THEY ARE GOING TO FAKE A GIANT FLASH IN THE SKY

THEY HACKED THE ELECTRICAL GRIDS

THE ARE GOING TO SHUT THE POWER AND CLAIM NK DROPPED AN EMP


FALSE FLAG ALERT MAXIMUM.


KIKES ARE COMMITTING KIKERY!

their army hats are fucking gay

Anyone got the shoop of all the hats as woks?

>tfw oneitis is in the marines in Okinawa

Don't you fucking dare nuke Japan

They won't do anything until tomorrow. I'm very disappointed in them for not doing SOMETHING/ANYTHING today. Pathetic. What a missed opportunity to piss off a bunch of people because of it being 9/11 AND the sanctions thing. Fucking slackers. Tomorrow has no symbolic meaning that so many people cry about

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But, when they do test tomorrow, I'm gonna guess it's going to be in the direction of Guam.

inshallah. been a while since a major happeing

Still waiting Trump.

Lets pray for the happening

>Fresh sanctions

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digits confirm they nuke leafland

The autism. Oh my god.

Big if true

>fucking wook
She is taking and has taken so much dick that she most likely has all of the stds

There is nothing wrong with being autistic and there never will be.

Please hit Hiroshima it will be funny.

>i told them we were gonna bomb guam

>Mexico kicks north korean ambassador
>Two days later, a power grid is destroyed, leaving 4 entire states without power
>People loot, kill each other and their usual spic bullshit

They already tested it, its just a matter of time.

Not a single get in this thread. Something is happening. Is kek being held hostage?
>floridians told to leave their homes
>people being trapped in FEMA camps
>CNN boasts "new world order"
>false flag incoming
>kek nowhere to be found.

singles and we are heading into a dark age with no escape.

Digits say nuke inbound to the britbongs.

Thank you Kek, peace for our time confirmed

Shooot

Checked. Fucker.

NUKE IT KIM

Peace? Noooo Peace

fucking nothing will happen as fucking nothing has ever happened and ol kimmy is gonna continue being fatass supreme thinking he actually matters worth shit when he doesn't.

>false flag incoming

DIRTY BOMB FOUND IN NEW YORK CITY

Reroll leaf

Compelling circumstantial evidence. Trig if boo.

Digits confirm North Korea is going to turn the entire state of California into glass.

the only card they can play to 'retaliate' is to "test" more missiles or bombs, which they would already do anyway. we will slowly drain the coffers of that raging tubby faggot

Wook ? Gook is Korean.. the fuck is wook

I'm ready

Kim if your reading this end my misery by Friday!
Thank you! Much love from the burgerfag!

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>CNN boasts "new world order"
What?

Fresh Sanctions
Fresh Fucking Sanctions
4 U

SATAN has arrived!

A female marine you fucking faggot.

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>11
>444
Close the thread boys, it ain't happening

Yawnnn. Wake me up whenever the hermit kingdom of Kim Jung Fatass does anything but blow hot air.

>tfw the Norks could have struck Guam and pussied out of it! Hahahahaha

What if 9/23 is a turn to the New World Order, but that is actually a good thing since the current world order is poisonous and has been around for thousands of years?

Is that her feminine penis?

He always pulls through in the end

Nothing will happen.

sorry I'm retarded.
Digits for Thaad

The Saturnalians will assume control, but only for a short time. Then the light will return.

are the good old days coming back

North Korea cycle
>north korea test nuclear weapon
>united nations condemns it
>north korea threatens america
>north korea gets sanctioned
>repeat

they wont do shit. doesnt effect me so let them go blow up a chunk of SK or japan. would be doing us a favor daysu

>(((CNN)))

how long?

You are gay.

I'd like to ask what it stands for; it sounds suspiciously similar to the old female-exclusive WAC units, enough to make me wonder if you didn't just mis-hear it.

buckle up, lads, it's gonna be a hell of a rough ride.

Stock up.

It's literally short for wookie. As in the hairy ape race from star wars.

If EMP, then you will not be able to operate cell phones in the affected area.
If just power is cut, your cell phones will show no service, but function correctly otherwise.
Out of range of EMP + power out from EMP looks same as power cut, obviously.

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>And they always keep their word
i've seen salesmen keep their word more often than the norks

But then they'll get MORE sanctions and a STRONKLY worded letter

A CERTIFIED letter I bet this time.

Would 50k dead American civilians drop Trump's ratings?

It's 1030 AM in Norkland. We're not getting a response today. :(

Depends on which side they were on

Nothing is going to happen. Best Korea will probably fire some rockets and missiles into the sea and then say they will nuke the US for 100th time this year. The UN will write a harshly worded letter telling them to stop or else for the 100th time this year and impose new sanctions and thus the cycle begins anew.

>female marines

I always hated wooks and I always will.

Hopefully itd be the 3 gorillian on the shores of california

Is it literally happening?

The thing that pisses me off the most about North Korea is the possibility that various intelligence agencies of Britain/France/US/Israel/Russia may have already been tunneling into NK through Russia to use their doppleganger technologies to bodysnatch their way to Kim & even bodysnatch him so as to use NK as a chess piece to start a WWIII scenario for various reasons.

Don't worry friends, I, the most powerful fighter in the galaxy am heading over to N.Korea right now to sort out this maniac

Fear no longer, I have had enough of this, FATSOS comments and tough talk, its time to teach fatty here a lesson

Dammit I've been blue balled tfor the last time, they better launch some sort of active device soon or I'm just going to go sit in a dark room a be pissed I'm not going to witness the start of a nuclear holocaust

No place in the Corp, fucking disgusting animals they are.

If singles, nothing happens.

>And they always keep their word.

entire thread is satire

always bet on the chaos god I guess

>They getting fresh?

Happening now

they are going probs nuke one of the big cities in California or jew york soon if they want to do anything at all

Why do everyone nuke Japan?

OMG TEH JOOS

especially here.
we're all autistic here